Over the many years of pikachu,if あなた look closely ピカチュウ has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight あなた fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 食 up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me あなた little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up あなた little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill あなた to!
*Brock 発言しました as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There あなた are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't あなた running?I told あなた to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't あなた loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until あなた loose some weight!
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*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight あなた fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 食 up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me あなた little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up あなた little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill あなた to!
*Brock 発言しました as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There あなた are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't あなた running?I told あなた to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't あなた loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until あなた loose some weight!
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh タイム of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh タイム of Brumble haz cume.
In the weekend’s least shocking development, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry locked lips. Crazy, right?! (And によって crazy, I mean not crazy at all.)
Cyrus was 歌う the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. コンサート when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised によって her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry 投稿されました an after-shot of the キッス on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore あなた @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.
Cyrus was 歌う the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. コンサート when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised によって her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry 投稿されました an after-shot of the キッス on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore あなた @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.
