ランダム Article: The truth about ピカチュウ

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if あなた look closely ピカチュウ has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight あなた fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 食 up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me あなた little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up あなた little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill あなた to!

*Brock 発言しました as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There あなた are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't あなた running?I told あなた to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't あなた loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until あなた loose some weight!
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Nick Reviews Episode 4: Digimon Hurricane Touchdown

posted by BlondLionEzel

こんにちは guys and gals it's Nick here! Today I shall be reviewing Digimon Hurricane Landing.

Plot: Davis, Yolei, Cody, TK, and Kari help a boy named Willis and his Digimon partner, Terriermon, stop the evil Digimon Wendigomon.

This movie is super trippy. It has the weirdest effects, weird looking backgrounds, and a plot that is kind of all over the place.

Score: 2/5

Music: Much like the plot, the 音楽 is super trippy. But there is one song that I do like, "Stand によって Me ~Hito Natsu no Bouken".

Score: 4/5

Characters (Heroes): If あなた don't know who Davis, Yolei, and Cody are, they are the protagonists of...

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Nick Reviews Episode 2: Bionicle the Mask of Light

posted by BlondLionEzel

Today I shall be reviewing Bionicle the Mask of Light. If あなた don't know Bionicles, here's a description: The Bionicles are a race of Techno-Organic beings, the good ones are known as Toa, and the bad ones are known as Makuta.

Plot: The movie starts with some neat backstory behind the Bionicles. After that, we are introduced to Jaller and Takua, who find the Mask of Light. Now it's up to them and the 6 other Toa to find it's owner, the 7th Toa.

I definitely thought this movie's plot was interesting because they actually have to look for the Toa, instead of the Toa coming to them. It's a very...

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give あなたもっと見る than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Say I 愛 you
And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No 音楽 to play so I sing あなた my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
あなた still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Say I 愛 you
And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 愛 you
And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give あなたもっと見る than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give あなた my heart
I'm gonna give あなた my ハート, 心

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We are never ever h=getting back together Lyrics

posted by nmdis

We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, 発言しました you, needed space, what?
Then あなた come around again and say
Baby, I miss あなた and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, あなた call me, I 愛 you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your フレンズ talk...

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Roar's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the ボート and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let あなた push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the 火災, 火
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...

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My Dilemma Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"My Dilemma"
You make me so upset sometimes
I feel like I could lose my mind...
The conversation goes nowhere
Because you're never gonna take me there...

And I know, what I know
And I know you're no good for me
Yeah I know, what I know
And I know it's not meant to be

Here's my dilemma
One half of me wants ya
And the other half wants to forget
My-my-my dilemma
From the moment I met ya
I just can't get あなた out of my head

And I tell myself to run from you
But I find myself attracted to my dilemma,
My dilemma, it's you, it's you
Your eyes have told a thousand lies
But I believe them when they look in mine...
I heard...

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How シャキーラ Bradley Saved The World (for now...)

posted by MERCEYISAWESOME

I know this is cheesy, but when I grow up, I wanna be an author. But not just ANY author. I'm mean like, 1# New York Times Best Selling author. Up there with the big kids. Rick Riordan, Ben Mikaelsen, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Collins. Just to name a few. xD
This is an original story I wrote. I'm promising you: I'm not stealing anyone's ideas. Okay? Now let's get this 表示する on the road! Here's the summary:

SUMMARY:
Shakira's life was perfect. She had a wealthy loving mother and a caring father. Her younger brother and sister looked up to her and respected her privacy. She had a roof over her head,...

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The Last Myth book four: Never Ending Journey Chapter Two: Saying Goodbye

posted by misscrazel

Senfinelin Forest

Aznr ran down the 丘, ヒル to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an ARROW/アロー in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded によって an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...

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Logical Reasons: Harry Potter vs. Twilight

posted by cinnominbubble

Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...

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The Last Myth book four: Never Ending Journy Chapter One: Days Turn to Nights

posted by misscrazel

Brillindier, The Shadow Forest, 年 7853009

A tower of stone rises out from the hills, so tall it comes above the trees. Silver water falls over the towers from the mountainside. Elves dwell in this castle, merrily 歌う and dancing in the halls, yet their king, Airune approaches, thus they fall silent. His dark ebony robes fall back behind him and his hair is in a thick braid, of which falls below his knees.
'My young servants,' Airune addresses his servants, 'what silences thee? Are ye afraid of thy king?'
'No, my lord,' a young woman under the name of Hsiviam spoke up.
Airune turned to thy...

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My お気に入り songs

posted by XxLalasaysxX

*Zendaya- Scared
*Eminem- Berzerk
*Eminem- Like toy soldiers
*Zendaya- My baby
*Ellie Goulding- Burn
*Ellie Goulding- Starry eyed
*Ellie Goulding- Lights
*Miley Cyrus- Wrecking ball
*Katy Perry- Roar
*Katy Perry- Part of me
*Katy Perry- Wide awake
*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive
*Imagine Dragons- It's time
*Imagine Dragons- Demons
*Zendaya- Beat of my drum
*Zendaya- Replay
*Beyonce- Who run the world (girls)
*Ariana Grande- Baby I
*Victoria Justice- Best friend's brother
*Victoria Justice- Gold
*Chris Brown- Fine China
*Miley Cyrus- We can't stop
*Macklemore and Ryan Lewis- Can't hold us
*Psy- Gentleman
*Lmfao ft. Lil...

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10 Things あなた probably never knew abour me, mizorewannabe, because nobody ever asked.

posted by mizorewannabe

I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if あなた are: HI!!! And I've read several other 記事 much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...

THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school 年 and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an アニメ character, along with the アニメ itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the ユーザー名 ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if あなた see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...

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Rhiannon 魚 (actress)

posted by AlOoOosh

Born in Calgary, Canada on March 14, 1991, Rhiannon moved to Melbourne at age four when her engineer father got a job transfer. Originally planning on staying for 18 months, the family extended their visa and embraced Melbourne as their new home.

Outside of school, Rhiannon studied musical theatre, drama and dance, but at age 11 knew that 芝居 above all else was her ultimate passion.

Rhiannon graduated last 年 from The Children’s Performing Company of Australia (after joining at age nine) and performed in ミュージカル such as The Lion King.

Rhiannon was first seen on screens in Neighbors at...

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Idk wat the タイトル is chapter two: the Dwarves

posted by misscrazel

As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears.
Like an 象 I thought.
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother.
"I suppose they could." 発言しました my mother.
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back.
"We're asking...

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Absolutely True Story

posted by Bluekait

Dude, this is scary! Let me tell あなた want happened.

I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,

"HEY!"

As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He 発言しました (and still yelling),

"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"

I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I 発言しました "No" and he did a "Darn"

Then he told all his フレンズ that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true または not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His フレンズ were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"

I thought I may want to share

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Capduca de Magica chapter one: the world in the sink

posted by misscrazel

"So girls," 発言しました mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down.
"So why'd we have to 移動する to Britain?" asked Erin.
"Well maybe あなた can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green.
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other.
"Since when does that happen." they 発言しました in unison.
"Why don't あなた go explore the house." 発言しました Mrs. Green.
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with ゴールド and 虹 streaks.
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A 馬 tail brushed...

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I can't think of a タイトル for this but it's the prologue of my new story :)

posted by Weasel1999

Prologue

The sun is just 分 from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny 赤ちゃん lie on 上, ページのトップへ writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband...

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Strange Sisters Forever Chapter 9: The ハロウィン Bash

posted by Draculaura10

The 次日 was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The 次日 was the ハロウィン Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't あなた guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are あなた going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his フレンズ in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything...