1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.
2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are あなた listening? 15 times.
3. Ask her, "Do あなた like me?" over and over
4. Tell your phone to die.
5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks あなた to.
6. Make weird faces when she asks あなた to get off your PC.
7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.
8. Call your mom about her day.
9. Break something that your mother brought you.
10. If somebody's at the door, and your ホーム alone, answer it.
11. Call your mother, father.
12. Call your mom for no reason.
13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."
14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.
15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"
16. Cry to her how much あなた miss her after 5 mintues.
17. Make a bet that if あなた win, she has to pay your phone bill for a 年 *If あなた win, laugh at her
18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."
19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.
20. Say that あなた failed school.
21. Ask her for 55 books.
22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)
23. Say that she needs a makeover.
24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.
25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are あなた listening? 15 times.
3. Ask her, "Do あなた like me?" over and over
4. Tell your phone to die.
5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks あなた to.
6. Make weird faces when she asks あなた to get off your PC.
7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.
8. Call your mom about her day.
9. Break something that your mother brought you.
10. If somebody's at the door, and your ホーム alone, answer it.
11. Call your mother, father.
12. Call your mom for no reason.
13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."
14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.
15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"
16. Cry to her how much あなた miss her after 5 mintues.
17. Make a bet that if あなた win, she has to pay your phone bill for a 年 *If あなた win, laugh at her
18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."
19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.
20. Say that あなた failed school.
21. Ask her for 55 books.
22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)
23. Say that she needs a makeover.
24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.
25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
Carving The Turkey
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy 表示する of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
によって the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega または Sonic the hedgehog ファン who 愛 Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did あなた read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went ホーム and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
1. イヌ can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy によって initiating cuddling.
2. In Iceland, もっと見る 本 are published and sold per person every 年 than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published 作者 in their lifetime.
3. Hippo ミルク is pink.
4. President George W. ブッシュ was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. もっと見る Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
2. In Iceland, もっと見る 本 are published and sold per person every 年 than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published 作者 in their lifetime.
3. Hippo ミルク is pink.
4. President George W. ブッシュ was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. もっと見る Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
Sure ディズニー may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil クイーン and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming または evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not くま, クマ to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever アナと雪の女王 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not くま, クマ to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever アナと雪の女王 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
