1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.
2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are あなた listening? 15 times.
3. Ask her, "Do あなた like me?" over and over
4. Tell your phone to die.
5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks あなた to.
6. Make weird faces when she asks あなた to get off your PC.
7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.
8. Call your mom about her day.
9. Break something that your mother brought you.
10. If somebody's at the door, and your ホーム alone, answer it.
11. Call your mother, father.
12. Call your mom for no reason.
13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."
14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.
15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"
16. Cry to her how much あなた miss her after 5 mintues.
17. Make a bet that if あなた win, she has to pay your phone bill for a 年 *If あなた win, laugh at her
18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."
19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.
20. Say that あなた failed school.
21. Ask her for 55 books.
22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)
23. Say that she needs a makeover.
24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.
25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are あなた listening? 15 times.
3. Ask her, "Do あなた like me?" over and over
4. Tell your phone to die.
5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks あなた to.
6. Make weird faces when she asks あなた to get off your PC.
7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.
8. Call your mom about her day.
9. Break something that your mother brought you.
10. If somebody's at the door, and your ホーム alone, answer it.
11. Call your mother, father.
12. Call your mom for no reason.
13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."
14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.
15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"
16. Cry to her how much あなた miss her after 5 mintues.
17. Make a bet that if あなた win, she has to pay your phone bill for a 年 *If あなた win, laugh at her
18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."
19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.
20. Say that あなた failed school.
21. Ask her for 55 books.
22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)
23. Say that she needs a makeover.
24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.
25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one 日 he he cme back to school it looked like a normal 日 but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal 日 but when the ベル rang for clas he got a 44 火災, 火 arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so あなた let that be a lesson for あなた if あなた had not teased him he would have been fine who knows あなた could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
オレンジ who?
オレンジ あなた glad I didn't say バナナ again?
Hope あなた had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
オレンジ who?
オレンジ あなた glad I didn't say バナナ again?
Hope あなた had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon 読書 the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and 発言しました "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet あなた he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do あなた know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
