1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well あなた haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and あなた ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were あなた sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. あなた thought I was sleeping…. あなた dumb witted moron.
8. When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. あなた are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so あなた smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well あなた haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and あなた ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were あなた sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. あなた thought I was sleeping…. あなた dumb witted moron.
8. When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. あなた are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so あなた smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
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CCHHAANNEEL!
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I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE あなた AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING あなた 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, つ星 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T あなた EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO あなた BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF または I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 表示する earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE あなた AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING あなた 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, つ星 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T あなた EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO あなた BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF または I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 表示する earlyer!Bye!
The End