1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well あなた haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and あなた ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were あなた sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. あなた thought I was sleeping…. あなた dumb witted moron.
8. When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. あなた are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so あなた smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well あなた haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and あなた ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were あなた sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. あなた thought I was sleeping…. あなた dumb witted moron.
8. When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. あなた are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so あなた smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when あなた say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. あなた look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and あなた never get tired of being with us.
4. I 愛 あなた and only you.-Well, あなた guys get the picture.
5. I will be with あなた forever.
6. あなた have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. あなた shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for あなた to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. あなた look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and あなた never get tired of being with us.
4. I 愛 あなた and only you.-Well, あなた guys get the picture.
5. I will be with あなた forever.
6. あなた have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. あなた shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for あなた to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when あなた want to get kicked out of the DMV. によって Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.