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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Enjoy paying your taxes.















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I apologize ahead of time. This was just too tempting to resist posting.
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Stand on 上, ページのトップへ of the high board and say あなた won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because あなた have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend あなた can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the 上, ページのトップへ of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken クロス the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to クロス the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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Tell me if u think this is funny または not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would あなた like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh あなた gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: あなた gonna tell me my fortune または what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell あなた your fortune?


Random guy: あなた 発言しました あなた WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have あなた been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and クッキー don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow ランダム fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform あなた that a certain new fanpoper with the ユーザー名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 質問 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a フォーラ saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now あなた will not be able to find these two contributions why あなた ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if あなた want proof that she 発言しました this check out this forum
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 与えられた us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 愛 to be held, talked too but if あなた press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very メリダとおそろしの森 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my フレンズ but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an エモ from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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