So there has been a lot of new horror 映画 coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.
So I'm gonna help あなた survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where あなた are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where あなた are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take あなた out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk または high.
-Make sure at least one または two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If あなた know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as あなた hear the 狼, オオカミ howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when あなた hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If あなた think there's a robber または something in your house あなた call the cops または jump out of a window. あなた do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where あなた won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure あなた can run if the killer comes to get you. If あなた go into a closet または under the ベッド where are あなた going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
So I'm gonna help あなた survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where あなた are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where あなた are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take あなた out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk または high.
-Make sure at least one または two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If あなた know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as あなた hear the 狼, オオカミ howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when あなた hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If あなた think there's a robber または something in your house あなた call the cops または jump out of a window. あなた do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where あなた won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure あなた can run if the killer comes to get you. If あなた go into a closet または under the ベッド where are あなた going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
It all started when Chloe was in the キッチン making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week あなた eat または want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 または 10.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."