So there has been a lot of new horror 映画 coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.
So I'm gonna help あなた survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where あなた are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where あなた are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take あなた out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk または high.
-Make sure at least one または two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If あなた know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as あなた hear the 狼, オオカミ howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when あなた hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If あなた think there's a robber または something in your house あなた call the cops または jump out of a window. あなた do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where あなた won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure あなた can run if the killer comes to get you. If あなた go into a closet または under the ベッド where are あなた going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
So I'm gonna help あなた survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where あなた are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where あなた are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take あなた out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk または high.
-Make sure at least one または two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If あなた know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as あなた hear the 狼, オオカミ howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when あなた hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If あなた think there's a robber または something in your house あなた call the cops または jump out of a window. あなた do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where あなた won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure あなた can run if the killer comes to get you. If あなた go into a closet または under the ベッド where are あなた going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
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