After あなた cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and 火災, 火 trucks so あなた get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what あなた are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let あなた in front of him/her, 表示する your appreciation によって letting the entire world in front of you, including トラクター trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason あなた had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind あなた is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If あなた are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If あなた are on vacation and あなた see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If あなた get ロスト while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If あなた have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If あなた have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If あなた need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind あなた and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 年 old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, または a child.
If あなた see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder あなた should press.
If あなた see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking によって keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that あなた can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure あなた have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If あなた don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If あなた can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle 次 to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking または come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of あなた pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last 秒 and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow あなた to where ever あなた are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an 時 just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning または late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks または in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the 投稿されました limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever あなた see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your お気に入り song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your お気に入り song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
あなた always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting 音楽 at approximately 900,000 dB.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and 火災, 火 trucks so あなた get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what あなた are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let あなた in front of him/her, 表示する your appreciation によって letting the entire world in front of you, including トラクター trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason あなた had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind あなた is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If あなた are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If あなた are on vacation and あなた see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If あなた get ロスト while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If あなた have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If あなた have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If あなた need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind あなた and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 年 old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, または a child.
If あなた see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder あなた should press.
If あなた see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking によって keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that あなた can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure あなた have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If あなた don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If あなた can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle 次 to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking または come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of あなた pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last 秒 and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow あなた to where ever あなた are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an 時 just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning または late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks または in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the 投稿されました limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever あなた see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your お気に入り song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your お気に入り song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
あなた always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting 音楽 at approximately 900,000 dB.
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online 書く
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta ファン fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 愛 Korn
I have almost EVERY エミネム album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO フレンズ these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online 書く
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta ファン fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 愛 Korn
I have almost EVERY エミネム album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO フレンズ these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard または a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako マーメイド does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
あなた can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic または inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 読書 this 記事 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard または a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako マーメイド does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
あなた can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic または inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 読書 this 記事 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the 通り, ストリート from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
あなた could also make a friend and maybe あなた have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right によって you,if not at least あなた still see them または talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the 通り, ストリート from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
あなた could also make a friend and maybe あなた have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right によって you,if not at least あなた still see them または talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the 芝居 is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when 読書 the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most 人気 girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck によって cyber bullying.
And あなた know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now あなた know why I was effected so strongly によって this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the 芝居 is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when 読書 the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most 人気 girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck によって cyber bullying.
And あなた know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now あなた know why I was effected so strongly によって this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!