After あなた cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and 火災, 火 trucks so あなた get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what あなた are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let あなた in front of him/her, 表示する your appreciation によって letting the entire world in front of you, including トラクター trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason あなた had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind あなた is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If あなた are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If あなた are on vacation and あなた see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If あなた get ロスト while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If あなた have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If あなた have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If あなた need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind あなた and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 年 old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, または a child.
If あなた see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder あなた should press.
If あなた see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking によって keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that あなた can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure あなた have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If あなた don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If あなた can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle 次 to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking または come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of あなた pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last 秒 and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow あなた to where ever あなた are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an 時 just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning または late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks または in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the 投稿されました limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever あなた see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your お気に入り song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your お気に入り song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
あなた always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting 音楽 at approximately 900,000 dB.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and 火災, 火 trucks so あなた get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what あなた are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let あなた in front of him/her, 表示する your appreciation によって letting the entire world in front of you, including トラクター trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason あなた had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind あなた is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If あなた are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If あなた are on vacation and あなた see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If あなた get ロスト while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If あなた have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If あなた have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If あなた need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind あなた and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 年 old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, または a child.
If あなた see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder あなた should press.
If あなた see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking によって keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that あなた can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure あなた have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If あなた don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If あなた can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle 次 to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking または come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of あなた pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last 秒 and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow あなた to where ever あなた are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an 時 just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning または late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks または in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the 投稿されました limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever あなた see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your お気に入り song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your お気に入り song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
あなた always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting 音楽 at approximately 900,000 dB.
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted によって a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead または am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball ガウン and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
This is important to horror ファン and collectors alike because as Child's Play series ファン we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for ファン of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years 前 at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.
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“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick 草 beneath my paws.
“The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark 狼, オオカミ exclaimed enthusiastically, his 毛皮 flickering like shadows, “No 狼, オオカミ will stop us!”
I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack スプリット, 分割 in four!
“Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
“No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
“This is pointless! あなた cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to 移動する now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
1. Leaving holes in the backstory.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some 宇宙 empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to 表示する up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them もっと見る vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some 宇宙 empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to 表示する up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them もっと見る vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.