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posted by BellaCullen96
Eight 時 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are あなた a really bad singer, または a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, あなた shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, あなた be allowed to touch the ロンドン broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge スーパーマン for dinner, would you?"
Every time あなた eat または drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


Hey! This 記事 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, あなた can't lose!!!!!!!









2. あなた just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 登録する your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give あなた an advantage!!!!!!! あなた can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF あなた WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile 驚異
Passion unsustainable
My ハート, 心 beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my ハート, 心 is スプリット, 分割 in two
Every thought I ever had about あなた are buzzing in my head
I pray one 日 i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
キス your lips
I hope one 日 あなた dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
posted by selenagomezfan7
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My お気に入り Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My お気に入り Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez ドレイク, ドレーク Bell!☆ ..... My お気に入り Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Our 愛 My モットー I 愛 Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My 受信箱 Thanks Ooh Please Comment
posted by CUTEDXC
tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the 日 u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

あなた can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck あなた SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
hello fanpopers i'm writting this 記事 to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I 愛 all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two 分 over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I 愛 being on a site where あなた can have a group of フレンズ that あなた live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for あなた its...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: こんにちは watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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