Eight 時 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are あなた a really bad singer, または a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, あなた shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, あなた be allowed to touch the ロンドン broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge スーパーマン for dinner, would you?"
Every time あなた eat または drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


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