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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but あなた owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
あなた look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do あなた have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do あなた have a map? I'm getting ロスト in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to あなた cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that あなた made me forget my pickup line.
あなた shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a 星, つ星 for every time あなた brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
あなた know you're in 愛 when あなた can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if あなた had an extra ハート, 心 mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good あなた look.
Me without あなた is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby または is that just my ハート, 心 taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the 日 my children were born, the 日 I got married, and the 日 that I met you.
Are あなた from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are あなた an interior decorator? When i saw あなた the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if あなた were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
あなた must be a hell of a thief because あなた ストール, 盗んだ my ハート, 心 from across the room.
Do あなた have a twin sister? Then あなた must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
あなた look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If あなた were a booger I'd pick あなた first.
Do あなた know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I 愛 you.
Excuse me, I think あなた have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask あなた out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, あなた must be the prime rib.
Are あなた ロスト ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make あなた the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My 愛 for あなた is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
こんにちは baby you're so fine あなた make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet あなた $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do あなた have the time? [Tells あなた the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would あなた grab my arm so I can tell my フレンズ I've been touched によって an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have ロスト my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are あなた married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear あなた say "happily".
あなた are like a キャンディー bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask あなた how あなた looked!
Did あなた clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when あなた left it?
Did あなた fart, cause あなた blew me away.
I don't have a としょうかん, ライブラリ card, but do あなた mind if I check あなた out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that 天使 could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
あなた are so fine, I wish I could plant あなた and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because あなた are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause あなた just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but あなた dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are あなた going to キッス me または do I have to lie to my diary?
Are あなた cold? あなた look like あなた could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
あなた know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, あなた put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy あなた a drink または do あなた just want the money?
Did the sun come out または did あなた just smile at me?
So there あなた are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do あなた believe in 愛 at first sight, または should I walk によって again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when あなた have a weak heart.
あなた see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if あなた think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed あなた noticing me and I just wanted to give あなた notice that I noticed あなた too.
(As she is leaving) こんにちは aren't あなた forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When あなた fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were あなた talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know ミルク does a body good, but baby, how much have あなた been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a ホーム run with you.
I'm new in town. Could あなた give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If あなた were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was あなた father an alien? Because there's nothing else like あなた on Earth!
What time do あなた have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no フレッド Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this シート, 座席 taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone ストール, 盗んだ the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her シャツ label.] When they say, "What are あなた doing?" あなた respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm ロスト at sea.
あなた know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but あなた can tickle me any time あなた want to.
あなた be the Dairy クイーン and I'll be your Burger King: あなた treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing または loving you, I would say "I 愛 you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because あなた are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress あなた または anything, but... I'm Batman!
あなた must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
あなた must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do あなた know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was 表示中 off.
あなた must be a Snickers, because あなた satisfy me.
Are あなた a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because あなた are the bomb.
Are あなた religious? Cause あなた are the 回答 to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, あなた add meaning to my life!
Baby, あなた are so fine I could put あなた on a plate and sop あなた up with a biscuit.
Is there a 虹 today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
あなた remind me of a magnet, because あなた sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, または are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are あなた taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will あなた キッス it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right 次 to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of あなた wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a 星, つ星 for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at あなた with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar くま, クマ weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that あなた 愛 me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, または cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
こんにちは baby. あなた got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do あなた pick 'Do あなた come here often?', 'What's your sign?', または 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would あなた hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time 次 年 let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see あなた on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want あなた to think I'm ridiculous または anything, but あなた are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have あなた always been this cute, または did あなた have to work at it?
こんにちは baby, あなた must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, あなた turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did あなた get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad 日 and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would あなた smile for me?
I hope あなた know CPR, cuz あなた take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do あなた do for a living?
If I told あなた that あなた had a great body, would あなた hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here または is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and あなた are...gorgeous!
So, what do あなた do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were あなた arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, あなた look really hot! あなた must be real reason for global warming.
あなた are the reason men fall in love.
あなた know the もっと見る I drink, the prettier あなた get!
あなた know, I would die happy if I saw あなた naked just once!
あなた know, あなた might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
あなた look like my third wife. [how many time have あなた been married?] Twice.
あなた make me melt like hot ファッジ on a sundae.
あなた should be someone's wife.
Were あなた in Boy Scouts? Because あなた sure have tied my ハート, 心 in a knot.
Are あなた as beautiful on the inside as あなた are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! あなた look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot あなた would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm 書く a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than あなた he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, あなた turn me on!
Hey, how did あなた do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, あなた have もっと見る curves than a race track.
If あなた stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, あなた would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything もっと見る pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
あなた are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
あなた look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are あなた a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
あなた are so beautiful that あなた give the sun a reason to shine.
Do あなた want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do あなた bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your 尻, お尻 is so nice that it is a shame that あなた have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because あなた just ストール, 盗んだ my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. あなた are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, あなた make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... あなた just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that あなた could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
あなた are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if あなた were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet あなた could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there 発言しました that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
こんにちは baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a ビール belly, It'a a fuel tank for a 愛 machine.
I don't know you, but I think I 愛 あなた already.
あなた know I'd like to invite あなた over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause あなた are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with あなた または winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do あなた have any sunscreen? 'Cause あなた are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're あなた staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause あなた sure are special.
If あなた could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth もっと見る than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If あなた were a ステーキ あなた would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, あなた rock me like a hurricane!
Can あなた pull this heart-shaped ARROW/アロー out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
あなた Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell あなた that he needs my ハート, 心 back.
上, ページのトップへ 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time あなた wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say あなた don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite または scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with フレンズ that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a ナイフ of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, あなた don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a ベース Pro ショップ または anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift ショップ and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a 一覧 of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If あなた enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. あなた must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was クリスマス Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute ボート hanging on the クリスマス 木, ツリー and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ラム, ラム酒 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at クリスマス time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



愛 all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The タコス Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: あなた are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET あなた FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: あなた 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought あなた picked a 日 out of a hat for that または something.

ME: キャンディー 日 is when I say it is キャンディー Day. It's when I say it is キャンディー Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do あなた want?" "I'm calling to レポート my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank あなた very much for the call, sir." The 次 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how あなた looked もっと見る important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If あなた think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 読書 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. または the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an 記事 here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your 読書 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog ファン character. Do あなた think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 年 old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 魚 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 魚 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 検索 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a 質問 since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight ファン on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. あなた can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a コメント to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the 質問 had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a パンチ in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 分 early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything あなた write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal お気に入り of mine) または a もっと見る scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell あなた a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe あなた can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when あなた apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny または not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would あなた like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh あなた gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: あなた gonna tell me my fortune または what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell あなた your fortune?


Random guy: あなた 発言しました あなた WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have あなた been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and クッキー don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow ランダム fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform あなた that a certain new fanpoper with the ユーザー名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 質問 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a フォーラ saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now あなた will not be able to find these two contributions why あなた ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if あなた want proof that she 発言しました this check out this forum
link
Now あなた may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 与えられた us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 愛 to be held, talked too but if あなた press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very メリダとおそろしの森 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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