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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but あなた owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
あなた look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do あなた have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do あなた have a map? I'm getting ロスト in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to あなた cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that あなた made me forget my pickup line.
あなた shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a 星, つ星 for every time あなた brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
あなた know you're in 愛 when あなた can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if あなた had an extra ハート, 心 mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good あなた look.
Me without あなた is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby または is that just my ハート, 心 taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the 日 my children were born, the 日 I got married, and the 日 that I met you.
Are あなた from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are あなた an interior decorator? When i saw あなた the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if あなた were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
あなた must be a hell of a thief because あなた ストール, 盗んだ my ハート, 心 from across the room.
Do あなた have a twin sister? Then あなた must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
あなた look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If あなた were a booger I'd pick あなた first.
Do あなた know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I 愛 you.
Excuse me, I think あなた have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask あなた out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, あなた must be the prime rib.
Are あなた ロスト ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make あなた the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My 愛 for あなた is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
こんにちは baby you're so fine あなた make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet あなた $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do あなた have the time? [Tells あなた the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would あなた grab my arm so I can tell my フレンズ I've been touched によって an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have ロスト my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are あなた married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear あなた say "happily".
あなた are like a キャンディー bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask あなた how あなた looked!
Did あなた clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when あなた left it?
Did あなた fart, cause あなた blew me away.
I don't have a としょうかん, ライブラリ card, but do あなた mind if I check あなた out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that 天使 could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
あなた are so fine, I wish I could plant あなた and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because あなた are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause あなた just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but あなた dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are あなた going to キッス me または do I have to lie to my diary?
Are あなた cold? あなた look like あなた could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
あなた know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, あなた put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy あなた a drink または do あなた just want the money?
Did the sun come out または did あなた just smile at me?
So there あなた are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do あなた believe in 愛 at first sight, または should I walk によって again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when あなた have a weak heart.
あなた see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if あなた think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed あなた noticing me and I just wanted to give あなた notice that I noticed あなた too.
(As she is leaving) こんにちは aren't あなた forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When あなた fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were あなた talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know ミルク does a body good, but baby, how much have あなた been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a ホーム run with you.
I'm new in town. Could あなた give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If あなた were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was あなた father an alien? Because there's nothing else like あなた on Earth!
What time do あなた have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no フレッド Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this シート, 座席 taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone ストール, 盗んだ the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her シャツ label.] When they say, "What are あなた doing?" あなた respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm ロスト at sea.
あなた know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but あなた can tickle me any time あなた want to.
あなた be the Dairy クイーン and I'll be your Burger King: あなた treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing または loving you, I would say "I 愛 you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because あなた are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress あなた または anything, but... I'm Batman!
あなた must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
あなた must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do あなた know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was 表示中 off.
あなた must be a Snickers, because あなた satisfy me.
Are あなた a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because あなた are the bomb.
Are あなた religious? Cause あなた are the 回答 to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, あなた add meaning to my life!
Baby, あなた are so fine I could put あなた on a plate and sop あなた up with a biscuit.
Is there a 虹 today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
あなた remind me of a magnet, because あなた sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, または are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are あなた taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will あなた キッス it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right 次 to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of あなた wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a 星, つ星 for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at あなた with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar くま, クマ weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that あなた 愛 me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, または cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
こんにちは baby. あなた got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do あなた pick 'Do あなた come here often?', 'What's your sign?', または 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would あなた hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time 次 年 let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see あなた on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want あなた to think I'm ridiculous または anything, but あなた are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have あなた always been this cute, または did あなた have to work at it?
こんにちは baby, あなた must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, あなた turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did あなた get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad 日 and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would あなた smile for me?
I hope あなた know CPR, cuz あなた take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do あなた do for a living?
If I told あなた that あなた had a great body, would あなた hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here または is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and あなた are...gorgeous!
So, what do あなた do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were あなた arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, あなた look really hot! あなた must be real reason for global warming.
あなた are the reason men fall in love.
あなた know the もっと見る I drink, the prettier あなた get!
あなた know, I would die happy if I saw あなた naked just once!
あなた know, あなた might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
あなた look like my third wife. [how many time have あなた been married?] Twice.
あなた make me melt like hot ファッジ on a sundae.
あなた should be someone's wife.
Were あなた in Boy Scouts? Because あなた sure have tied my ハート, 心 in a knot.
Are あなた as beautiful on the inside as あなた are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! あなた look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot あなた would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm 書く a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than あなた he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, あなた turn me on!
Hey, how did あなた do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, あなた have もっと見る curves than a race track.
If あなた stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, あなた would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything もっと見る pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
あなた are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
あなた look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are あなた a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
あなた are so beautiful that あなた give the sun a reason to shine.
Do あなた want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do あなた bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your 尻, お尻 is so nice that it is a shame that あなた have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because あなた just ストール, 盗んだ my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. あなた are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, あなた make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... あなた just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that あなた could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
あなた are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if あなた were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet あなた could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there 発言しました that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
こんにちは baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a ビール belly, It'a a fuel tank for a 愛 machine.
I don't know you, but I think I 愛 あなた already.
あなた know I'd like to invite あなた over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause あなた are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with あなた または winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do あなた have any sunscreen? 'Cause あなた are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're あなた staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause あなた sure are special.
If あなた could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth もっと見る than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If あなた were a ステーキ あなた would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, あなた rock me like a hurricane!
Can あなた pull this heart-shaped ARROW/アロー out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
あなた Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell あなた that he needs my ハート, 心 back.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead または alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
あなた can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong または right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
あなた can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
あなた can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced によって the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries あなた invite me in
I am the betrayal あなた could not have seen
The killer あなた thought あなた knew
One 日 I will be your mother または your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to あなた as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If あなた are the phone company, I already sent the money. If あなた are my parents, please send money. If あなた are my financial aid institution, あなた didn't lend me enough money. If あなた are my friends, あなた owe me money. If あなた are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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This is my 上, ページのトップへ 14 fave sayings and 名言・格言 :) Enjoy xx

14. あなた got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when ブラックベリー and 林檎, アップル where just フルーツ -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 愛 when あなた cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if あなた are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when あなた get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the コメント box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up 宇宙 so the 記事 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
こんにちは everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope あなた like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and ロスト data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell あなた where または why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One 日 there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to ベッド she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in 書く and are not mistakes または bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune クッキー are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only によって preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, によって the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight ファン says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 質問 about twilight that あなた can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book レポート on the most boring 本 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that あなた hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible 作者 and her 本 make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a ファン but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a ファン but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys または something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball または swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, 発言しました as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 音楽 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford マスタング, マストン Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time お気に入り fast 食 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out または dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do あなた find motivation to exercise when あなた just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this 質問 every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help あなた with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and 表示する your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they 発言しました your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a 質問 and say some thing ランダム like.. i like cheese... または carrots are pink... または say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy あなた get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a 靴下 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食 using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a ランダム person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos または baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as あなた can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 子羊, ラム at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's 食 when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about ランダム things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was パン on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is パン on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the パン is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and または eat the パン that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the パン off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the パン that is on yer head so u can on living without パン on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the パン that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating パン it is so if i tell u that there is パン on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of パン on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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