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posted by amy_the_demon

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: あなた want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame 尻, お尻 song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my ブリトー is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: こんにちは THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though あなた were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

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ランダム pie :P

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Russia

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Mohawk

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Girls i think are pretty

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Death the Kid: The Face of OCD

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Random(:

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ランダム ^-^

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ファンタジーアート

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Prank call ideas xD

posted by BlackSunshine

I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the 日または week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have あなた taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle あなた with the telephone wire...

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Cowboy Sayings And 名言・格言

posted by Liepe

For my friend.
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If あなた climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a ブル from the front, a horse from the rear または a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean あなた have to offer it a place to sit down.

If あなた find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

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yeah! forever young! :)

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Source: i found it. :)

Akiza Izinski

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal によって conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what あなた think."

7. Claim that あなた must always wear a bicycle ヘルメット as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as バービードール and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a ランダム patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the アナと雪の女王食 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps あなた out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around クリスマス time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if あなた can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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Moustache ピカチュウ FTW

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting 火災, 火 with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a 一覧 about boys, によって a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a 質問 I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are あなた expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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愛名言・格言

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When あなた get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.

4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.

6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him によって his first name.

11. Pretend あなた are gay and ask...