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posted by amy_the_demon

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: あなた want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame 尻, お尻 song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my ブリトー is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: こんにちは THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though あなた were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

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Dumbest celebrity 名言・格言

posted by karolinak1999

«Fiction 書く is great. あなた can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically によって height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...

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Let the Madness Begin!

posted by TeddyGlitter

Let the Madness Begin

I joined ファンポップ a few days 前 and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST ランダム PARAGRAPHS IN THE コメント AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN 記事 AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as あなた please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...

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Misconceptions about indigenous peoples

posted by Inner_Rage

I decided to write an 記事 because some 最近 news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an 記事 about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to 表示する everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If あなたコメント on something あなた believe is true, then...

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The Cursed カートリッジ of Majora's Mask

posted by Holyshitwtf

It all started when a young man without much money he was 与えられた a 任天堂 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the 日 after あなた give away the console, an old man opened a ガレージ sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small カートリッジ of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...

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Strange Wedding Traditions

posted by Nein-Nein

Stomping the glass

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin または cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

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Desktop Fun Prank

posted by australia-101

Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If あなた know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, または always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.

You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills

How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with または without apps running または photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If あなた are decent with using photoshop...

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Family guy 名言・格言

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 次 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have あなた tried 表示中 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like あなた - very homosexually.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E10 - 魚 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do あなた know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' お気に入り Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a ボート he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between ヘタリア and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, 発言しました as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 音楽 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford マスタング, マストン Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time お気に入り fast 食 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out または dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she 発言しました it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written によって a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As あなた will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

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If あなた愛 your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If あなた don't straighten up, I'm going to knock あなた into the middle of 次 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I 発言しました so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me もっと見る LOGIC .

"If あなた fall out of that スイング and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s 上, ページのトップへ superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s 全体, 全体的です health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of キャンディー per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each 年 on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix 食 to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Road Kamelot song ( aka Lord Millenium's ハート, 心

posted by canal

Happy Hauntings X)

*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for the ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
maybe あなたストール, 盗んだ it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for he ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find あなた soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of あなた know it as the only song i know によってハート, 心 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge クモ, スパイダー i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!

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On The Block Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some もっと見る cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the プレイステーション 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

my 上, ページのトップへ 5 songs from The Weeknd's "After Hours"

posted by TimberHumphrey

so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my 上, ページのトップへ 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i 愛 all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the もっと見る i listen to the album.

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY 月 marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The 次 review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed によって lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can 移動する on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...