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posted by smileypop9
1.When あなた walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a クーラー that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 一覧 is on my 机, デスク for the part あなた would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 一覧 on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As あなた leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe あなた embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.

4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If あなた can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.

5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.

6.Write F _ _ k on your arm または binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives あなた trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil または pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", または "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.

7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.

8.Get into class, and turn your 机, デスク completely to the opposite of the teacher, または the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks あなた to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.

9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P

10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what あなた are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces

11.After あなた get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher あなた ロスト your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.

12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room または something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when あなた have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.

13.When they give あなた homework, do it. Then the 次 day, ask 質問 aout every single problem. Get フレンズ to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.

14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to 検索 for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.

15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.

16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.

17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.

18.bang your head on the 机, デスク (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy または something.

19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.

20.hang up the teachers chair against the ウォール または door または blackboard.

21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches または other food.

22.if the teacher checks your homework and あなた dont have it, fake a panic attack または go crazy.

23.Say that あなた have an eye infection and that あなた won't be able to do any work または study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.

24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. あなた can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak または something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.

25.Ask stupid 質問 like "How are 赤ちゃん made", even if あなた already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.

26.When the teacher gives あなた a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if あなた could get a new one instead.

27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help あなた with this one, then eventually あなた can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.

28.If あなた can speak もっと見る than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So あなた answer all 質問 in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.

29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. または say あなた were just stretching your arm または something.

30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the 恐竜 die out then?!". または あなた could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how 赤ちゃん are made!" または "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" または "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.

31.In the middle of class, start 歌う retarded things like the Teletubbies tune または something. または act like you're a Teletubby.

32.When the teacher gives あなた a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.

33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! あなた just killed Kenny!"

34.Insist on calling your teacher によって their first name, and if they ask あなた to stop, then insist that they refer to あなた as Mr または Miss (insert your last name here).

35.If あなた don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that あなた turned it in even if あなた didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they ロスト it and give あなた a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.

36.Tell the teacher あなた will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided あなた want to become a hobo when あなた grow up.

37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him または her to prove it. Insist that あなた won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that あなた need proof.

38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.

39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, または as sarcastic as possible. If あなた actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last 秒 go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.


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posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry または 愛 あなた more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave あなた with my ring and this last letter.
I have ロスト myself and don't try to call me または come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to あなた and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if あなた let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and あなた too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
あなた will have your own life, everything あなた wanted with you.
あなた will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm ベッド when your old, knowing that あなた did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 愛 you, I 愛 あなた so much...


~Reah
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the 秒 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, four suburban trucks, 木, ツリー moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth 日 of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists または pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. によって the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being ロスト in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a シャワー to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the シャワー feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew ディナー was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for ディナー too. She was...
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Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I 愛 it!)
All I do is just believe in the ハート, 心 of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one もっと見る time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' もっと見る to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be もっと見る to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 虹 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: こんにちは everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are あなた doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would あなた tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...
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1: KANE AND LYNCH DEADMEN:
This game was my childhood.. Somehow, admittedly my parents were very loose, long as we knew it was fake we were allowed to play violent video games. または least we liked to sneak them as mom and dad didn't much pay attention to what we did in that regard.. Anyway the best way to play this game is the same way it's best to play Army of Two または Left 4 Dead, play it 2 player, with a close friend.. That's why I have so many fond memories, it's not the game itself but the memories of playing it with friends.. I have never played the sequel, but don't much want to either.....
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#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can あなた tell...
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A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story によって Steven King, and directed によって the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...
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Well this is going to be a game that is really hard to talk about. I saw this game on the Switch several times when I was looking for a unique indie game. But when I wanted to give it a shot, everyone 発言しました that it was a horrible game, so I put it off. But then I saw people talking about how good it was. I think what scared me off of it originally was the price tag for it. That was until it was on sale for ninety-nine cents. After that, I had to buy it, for my own curiosity. And so, today, let us talk about Plague Road



In a morbid story narrated によって Jim Sterling, あなた play as The Doctor,...
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If あなた want pictures, read the version on my club, I deleted them all..



#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even もっと見る than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this 雌犬 that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for もっと見る "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I found that a bit disturbing....
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