1.When あなた walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
2.Before your science class starts, put a クーラー that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 一覧 is on my 机, デスク for the part あなた would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 一覧 on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As あなた leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe あなた embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If あなた can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm または binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives あなた trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil または pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", または "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your 机, デスク completely to the opposite of the teacher, または the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks あなた to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what あなた are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After あなた get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher あなた ロスト your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room または something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when あなた have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give あなた homework, do it. Then the 次 day, ask 質問 aout every single problem. Get フレンズ to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to 検索 for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the 机, デスク (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy または something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the ウォール または door または blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches または other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and あなた dont have it, fake a panic attack または go crazy.
23.Say that あなた have an eye infection and that あなた won't be able to do any work または study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. あなた can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak または something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid 質問 like "How are 赤ちゃん made", even if あなた already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives あなた a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if あなた could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help あなた with this one, then eventually あなた can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If あなた can speak もっと見る than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So あなた answer all 質問 in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. または say あなた were just stretching your arm または something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the 恐竜 die out then?!". または あなた could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how 赤ちゃん are made!" または "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" または "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start 歌う retarded things like the Teletubbies tune または something. または act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives あなた a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! あなた just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher によって their first name, and if they ask あなた to stop, then insist that they refer to あなた as Mr または Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If あなた don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that あなた turned it in even if あなた didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they ロスト it and give あなた a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher あなた will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided あなた want to become a hobo when あなた grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him または her to prove it. Insist that あなた won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that あなた need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, または as sarcastic as possible. If あなた actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last 秒 go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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2.Before your science class starts, put a クーラー that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 一覧 is on my 机, デスク for the part あなた would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 一覧 on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As あなた leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe あなた embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If あなた can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm または binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives あなた trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil または pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", または "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your 机, デスク completely to the opposite of the teacher, または the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks あなた to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what あなた are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After あなた get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher あなた ロスト your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room または something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when あなた have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give あなた homework, do it. Then the 次 day, ask 質問 aout every single problem. Get フレンズ to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to 検索 for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the 机, デスク (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy または something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the ウォール または door または blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches または other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and あなた dont have it, fake a panic attack または go crazy.
23.Say that あなた have an eye infection and that あなた won't be able to do any work または study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. あなた can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak または something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid 質問 like "How are 赤ちゃん made", even if あなた already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives あなた a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if あなた could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help あなた with this one, then eventually あなた can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If あなた can speak もっと見る than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So あなた answer all 質問 in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. または say あなた were just stretching your arm または something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the 恐竜 die out then?!". または あなた could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how 赤ちゃん are made!" または "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" または "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start 歌う retarded things like the Teletubbies tune または something. または act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives あなた a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! あなた just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher によって their first name, and if they ask あなた to stop, then insist that they refer to あなた as Mr または Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If あなた don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that あなた turned it in even if あなた didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they ロスト it and give あなた a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher あなた will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided あなた want to become a hobo when あなた grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him または her to prove it. Insist that あなた won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that あなた need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, または as sarcastic as possible. If あなた actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last 秒 go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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:DDDD
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Hope あなた enjoyed!!
1.Stand によって one of the doors または elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 上, ページのトップへ of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks によって say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a サンドイッチ sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 次 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 上, ページのトップへ of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks によって say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a サンドイッチ sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 次 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well ガー and the doom song is a big hit its on the 上, ページのトップへ 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the ランダム picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives あなた something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives あなた something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to."
The End
-if あなた 愛 アニメ and Twilight,
then あなた are going to 愛 this!
-They are making an アニメ series of the saga!
もっと見る and もっと見る the rumor of an アニメ Twilight 表示する is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight アニメ until 2013!
Sent in によって (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor 迅速, スウィフト Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Our 愛
9 Selena Gomez A 年 Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor 迅速, スウィフト 愛 Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor 迅速, スウィフト Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Our 愛
9 Selena Gomez A 年 Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor 迅速, スウィフト 愛 Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
eat it now!
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry または 愛 あなた more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave あなた with my ring and this last letter.
I have ロスト myself and don't try to call me または come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to あなた and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if あなた let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and あなた too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
あなた will have your own life, everything あなた wanted with you.
あなた will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm ベッド when your old, knowing that あなた did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 愛 you, I 愛 あなた so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry または 愛 あなた more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave あなた with my ring and this last letter.
I have ロスト myself and don't try to call me または come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to あなた and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if あなた let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and あなた too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
あなた will have your own life, everything あなた wanted with you.
あなた will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm ベッド when your old, knowing that あなた did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 愛 you, I 愛 あなた so much...
~Reah
