Do あなた have a dirty mind?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
落花生, ピーナッツ butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When あなた blow me あなた feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. あなた use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A グローブ
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A クレーン
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
落花生, ピーナッツ butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When あなた blow me あなた feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. あなた use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A グローブ
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A クレーン
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an 時 down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't あなた know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
Because why not, right?
1. My お気に入り foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. または tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 愛 愛 愛 愛 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My お気に入り Colors（色） are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My お気に入り foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. または tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 愛 愛 愛 愛 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My お気に入り Colors（色） are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
