Do あなた have a dirty mind?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
落花生, ピーナッツ butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When あなた blow me あなた feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. あなた use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A グローブ
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A クレーン
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
落花生, ピーナッツ butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When あなた blow me あなた feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. あなた use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A グローブ
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A クレーン
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
こんにちは everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that ベース によって Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a ファン club about u and make the 記事 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then によって all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends ハロウィン eve. または U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 上, ページのトップへ me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)