Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky 年 for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other 銃 stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over によって our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we ロスト our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering* Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house* Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword. Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are あなた called Master Sword? Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword. Tom: At least you're not good with fishing. Master Sword: Why is that? Tom: Because, then あなた would be called Master Bait. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I don't get it....
Our new 年 was off to a very good start. Nopony started to bother us, but that all changed on February 7th, 1982 when Jerry and I got a letter from Oregon State Police. The police arrested our cousin Harlan for armed robbery, and he was required to live with us since we were family members. At that moment, we knew we were fucked.
Stallion 95: *Slams his hoof on a counter* This is bullshit! Stallion 42: Don't give me that attitude. It wasn't my decision. Q 発言しました we have to stay here until we find the both of them. Stallion 95: What if they were lying? We don't know where they are. I'm calling Q.
Penny: *Arrives in a 1977 Ford Mustang* Vito: *Walks outside of the house to see Penny* Hey. *Hugs her* Penny: It's so good to see あなた again. Vito: Let's go inside. あなた 発言しました あなた wanted to meet my brother.
Vito is narrating as he walks into the house with Penny
Jerry: *In the kitchen, eating a banana* Vito: *Walks into the house* Jerry, I did it. Jerry: あなた got us a house? Vito: Yep. We'll be out of here によって New Years Day, just like I promised. Kayla: *Walks into the house* Vito: *Looks at Kayla* あなた didn't tell me あなた had a marefriend. Kayla: Is this your brother? Jerry: Yep, I'd like あなた to finally meet Vito. Kayla: Charmed. Vito: Likewise. Let me make a call. I too have a marefriend, and she's getting lonely all the way in Chicagoat. Jerry: Be my guest. Vito: *Picks up the phone, and dials Penny's number*
Vito and Jerry were close to crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.
Jerry: Not long now. Vito: Just a few もっと見る seconds, and you'll actually complete a job without screwing it up.
Five Pegasi with AK47's flew above the convoy, and started shooting at the convoy. They killed both bikers, but those were the only fatalities so far.
Vito: Come on! *Gets out of his car* Jerry: Hey, in case あなた didn't notice, I didn't do anything! Vito: Now that's the problem! Kill them! Jerry: *Spots two Ford LTD's coming towards them* もっと見る behind us! I got them! *Shooting at the MS-13 ponies* Vito: Who are these guys?! Jerry:...
Penny: So あなた really like it down there, huh? Vito: It would be much better with you, but the weather is nicer. Penny: I can imagine. *Looks at her clock* I'll call あなた tomorrow. I need to get some extra sleep for a business meeting tomorrow. Vito: Okay. I 愛 you. Penny: I 愛 あなた too. *Hangs up* Vito: *Puts his phone away, and sighs* Boss: *Walks into Vito's room* Vito, I'm assigning あなた and Jerry to work together on an important assignment. Vito: Why Jerry? Boss: Relax, this will be easy. あなた two will simply escort some capos out of town. They'll meet us...
Vito arrived in San Franciscolt. Despite the extra money, he was still not looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to working with Jerry.
Vito: *Takes a left turn, and looks at the address* Not far now. Boss: *Watching Vito pull in* Your brother has just arrived. *Hangs up* Jerry: Thank you. *Hangs up* I'll see あなた tomorrow Kayla. Kayla: あなた don't want me to wait here for you? Jerry: It's not going to be pleasant. Kayla: Very well.
Vito stepped out of his car, and walked towards the villa, when he received a warm welcome.
Boss: Thank あなた for coming all the way from Chicagoat to help us. Vito: You're welcome. Boss: Follow me,...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.
Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th 日 of German occupation.
German Ponies: *Guarding a museum* Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum* German Pony: Achtung. Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door* Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*
Mr. Costanza was sitting behind his desk, 読書 a magazine about boats, when his phone began to ring.
Mr. Costanza: *Picks up the phone* Who is this? Boss: San Franciscolt. Mexicans attacked our villa, and I'm short on ponies. Mr. Costanza: How many do あなた need? Boss: Four, at least. Mr. Costanza: I'll send over a few, including my best stallion. How soon do あなた need them? Boss: Start sending them over. *Hangs up*
Vito was saying goodbye to Penny as she began to leave.
Vito: When do あなた want to see me again? Penny: Call me tomorrow, and I'll tell you. *Winks* Bye. *Leaves* Vito: *Hears his phone ringing*...
Jerry got into a brand new Subaru, and started driving towards Daly City. He had a sticky bomb that he would use to eliminate his three targets.
Jerry: Three dark green ponies travelling to San Franciscolt in a Plymouth. It won't be easy, but I'm sure I'll find something. *Looks to the left, and sees the three ponies* I gotta make a U-turn. *Turns left* Pontiac Pony: *Honks his horn while getting cut off によって Jerry* Jerry: *Grabs his sticky bomb, and throws it onto the Plymouth* Green Unicorn: Hey, that guy just threw something onto our car. Green Pony: Let's pull over, and see what it is. *Goes onto...
It was a beautiful 日 in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-
Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to 表示する あなた the real intro for this fanfic.
Vito and Penny were watching TV together in Vito's place.
Penny: Time to make that ディナー I promised. Vito: *Watching Penny go to the kitchen* What are あなた preparing this time? Penny: One hell of a meatloaf. Vito: *Chuckles, then hears the phone. He picks it up* Hello? Jerry: *On the phone with Vito* Mr. Costanza? Vito: Yeah, who is this? Jerry: Jerry. Vito: Jerry? Jerry: I called the wrong number, didn't I? Vito: It's Vito. Jerry: Oh, hey. I'll talk to あなた again later, but I gotta make this call first. *Hangs up* Vito: *Puts the phone down* Penny: What was that about? Vito: That was my brother, but he called...
Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school* Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends* Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on あなた guys, wait up.
Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields* Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk* Narrator: I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme 書く for the rest of my life.
Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes!...
At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.
German ポニー 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him によって the neck* Who did it? Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk! German ポニー 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice* Maurice: *Coughing* Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If あなた tell the truth, あなた live. Now, what does he look like? Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares...
The 次 day, Jerry returned to his house after buying groceries. The 秒 he walked into his kitchen, the phone rang.
Jerry: *Picks up his phone* Yeah? Costanza ポニー 93: We got trouble down here! Come help us out! *Gets shot, and hangs up* Jerry: What an interesting phone call. *Runs to his car, grabbing a Mac-10 on the way out*
He drove to the 別荘, ヴィラ where his boss lives, along with dozens of other Costanza members.
Jerry: *Stops near a tree* Mexicans: *Firing MP5's at the Costanza's* Costanza ポニー 55: *On an M60, 次 to two ponies using M4 Carbines* Jerry: *Gets out of his car, and shoots three...