Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Case クラッカー is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour* Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on! Case Cracker: I've been working for this ポニー named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead! Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us? Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my 銃 from the グローブ compartment. Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Tim: You're splitting us up? Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous. Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous* Pony: *Going faster*
Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted によって the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. Tim: *Driving after the bad guys* Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game. Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*
Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that 愛 cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal 通り, ストリート racers, または cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when あなた go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.
Now if あなた take a look at the map, あなた will see blue squares. Those are police stations.
Red squares are 火災, 火 departments, and white squares are hospitals.
Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, 人気 for it's high quality parts at a fair price.
Narrator: This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily. Everyday あなた can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist. One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.
The song fades away as Bob hears the knocking.
Bob: Come in. Carol: *Enters room* Good morning...
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering* Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house* Master Sword: こんにちは everypony. Great to see あなた again. Tom: Shut the f**k up. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: Tom, what was that for? Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us. Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show! Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I never 発言しました we weren't going to do...
Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky 年 for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other 銃 stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over によって our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we ロスト our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...
Vito and Jerry were close to crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.
Jerry: Not long now. Vito: Just a few もっと見る seconds, and you'll actually complete a job without screwing it up.
Five Pegasi with AK47's flew above the convoy, and started shooting at the convoy. They killed both bikers, but those were the only fatalities so far.
Vito: Come on! *Gets out of his car* Jerry: Hey, in case あなた didn't notice, I didn't do anything! Vito: Now that's the problem! Kill them! Jerry: *Spots two Ford LTD's coming towards them* もっと見る behind us! I got them! *Shooting at the MS-13 ponies* Vito: Who are these guys?! Jerry:...
It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.
Applejack: Well, thanks あなた two for helping out at my farm. Rainbow Dash: No problem. Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for... Applejack: Yes? Rarity: Dirt. Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if あなた get it on you, あなた can just wash it off. Applejack: I'm surprised あなた didn't wear that farming outfit あなた made when Trenderhoof was visiting. Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...
Narrator: A whole 年 passed, and luckily, there was no sign of the family anywhere nearby. Unluckily for us, we were making less money. Vito & I got fired from 7-11 as part of an April Fools prank.
Skip the song to 2:17
Narrator: For over 300 days, we've been trying to find another job, but nothing happened. Harlan tried getting us jobs on the Southern Pacific so we could work together, but we couldn't pass training. The two of us recently saw an ad for a new autoshop opening nearby, so we decided to check it out.
As Jerry walks with Vito, they start a conversation....
Narrator: Testifying went just as well as I hoped. Thanks to Vito's suicide, I was able to stay away from the Costanza's for the rest of my life. Judge: Mr. Costanza, for your crimes against the United States of Equestria, あなた will receive a life sentence in Chicagoat, the city where あなた committed most of your crimes.*Bangs his gavel* Narrator: Michael was sad to lose me, and Vito as his employees, so the FBI gave him 50 grand, and a new Ferrari F40. He became good フレンズ with Ivan when he saw that he also had a yellow sports car from Italy. Ivan: *At a drag...
Vito & Michael were working together to fix a Chrysler when Jerry arrived, out of breath.
Michael: Jerry? Vito: What happened to you? Jerry: I need to talk to you. Those two ponies あなた spoke to yesterday weren't FBI. They were from the Costanza's. Vito: Dammit. What the fuck do we do now? Jerry: I spoke to a real FBI agent. He'll come over tomorrow to help us.
Next morning, the FBI agent arrived in a yellow Lamborghini.
Vito: That's an interesting car for an FBI agent. Ivan: *Steps out of his Lamborghini, and walks to the door of Vito's apartment* Jerry: *Opens the door* Morning. Ivan: こんにちは boys....
Narrator: Things were going downhill for us again since Harlan was killed. We moved back in San Franciscolt in 1983 to hopefully hide under the noses of our family, and avoid rejoining their life of crime, but that plan was slowly failing. Vito started buying もっと見る guns, and sometimes got in trouble with the police. He would end up in frequent fights with them, and sometimes even shot them. He threatened to leave me to fight on my own if we ever encountered the Costanza's, but I'm already fighting on my own while Vito is dealing with the heat. It at least helps me focus...
Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school* Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends* Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on あなた guys, wait up.
Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields* Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk* Narrator: I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme 書く for the rest of my life.
Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes!...