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posted by x-menobsessed26
your mum is so fat when she stands on the 虹 she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...
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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the 日 he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, あなた will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what あなた ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came によって and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could あなた tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the ボート yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
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