ディズニープリンセス Article: What bugs me about the Princesses

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posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

Yes, あなた read it correctly...I'm 書く what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other 記事 I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if あなた are easily offended, あなた might want to stop 読書 right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

Someday her puberty will come...

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish あなた would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice によって any means, but あなた get my drift. And あなた pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

So this? Is love? Hmm mmm??

This one is a tough one, with her being my お気に入り Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that あなた put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's ミルク as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame あなた for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were あなた to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

I know you...you lurked with me once upon a dream...

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook または clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, 歌う at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs as if あなた are 歌う in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and あなた two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all 日 in the sun with global warming...

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of あなた Ariel. When someone tells あなた to go left, あなた go right. あなた want everything that あなた can't have...like legs. So あなた go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY あなた only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if あなた ask me...but, I am 苦い and guarded from being hurt によって guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere...well, I think I do anyways...

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if あなた are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud マフィン following あなた around, WHAT is stopping あなた sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind!

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! ジャスミン has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least ジャスミン did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for アラジン she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

I'm needed here...to stand on cliffs and look all serious.

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I 発言しました stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she ロスト her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

We'll help you, wash and dry, just so later あなた can dress up as a guy.

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and 愛 between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really 愛 her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm almost there...just have to work my 尻, お尻 off for the 次 ten years...

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK あなた God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!

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firegirl1515 @princesslullaby: It's a natural heating period. Now, I'm not saying we're not speeding it up, or that we shouldn't care about the Earth, but this is basically the opposite of the ice age. It's happened before. In fact, people are worried about the sea levels rising, but the sea levels used to be higher in colonial times.

Straggy I lol'd so hard. I loved your Mulan caption and the "THANK YOU GOD" for Naveen.

DreamyGal I don't know where I stand on global warming...I was just trying to be a smart ass, lol...and kenzieiscool, I probably suond like a hick in reality...I'm just so used to the way people talk down here.

Duncan_Courtney Bwhahah, Loved the Pocahontas caption and the whole "THANK GOD FOR NAVEEN"

ppgbelle4 This is a very well done article! :) Great work. I agree with your reasons.

dinavidscuitee Language! besides that I liked it , just remember this, these are kids movies, rated G. they are not meant to be so utterly romantic. O and Eric is better than naveen.

deathchick9 DreamyGal you have NEVER seen an anime have you?

madisonsavanna This is awesome :D

hrrypttrfn328 This was great. I loved to see something other than praise for these women and girls. The only thing I wonder is Belle: how is she supposed to, in good conscience, leave her presumably widowed father who does not seem to know how to take care of himself? I would not be able to live with myself if I left a father who relied so heavily on me. It WAS a different world after all. Otherwise, I was very amused by this article :)

ponyboyjohnny i agree with your point about snow white a 100 % but there's other reasons i hate her also than what you mentioned

DreamyGal No, deathchick9...I haven't!

TigerRanma ^ Ooh

disneygirl11 You mean it's a BAD thing to have hots for a caroon character? Uh oh.... ;) Anyways, really great article. You must be really brave to have written this when so many people could've attacked you with pitchforks (it would Gaston and the town all over again!)

lepetitsouris just got across looking at this article. :) after about 5 hours of nothing to do and no internet, this totally cheered me up xD

princesslullaby @deathchick9...lol...I don't think she'd be able to take it.

DreamyGal ^ You're probably right, lol

TigerRanma Oh, the bishounens (pretty boys) of anime.

hindaa Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind! LOL, ur article is soooo funny :D and i agree with u in EVERYTHING

monkeyfan123 you got every single princess right and i just hate them but hey you said it in a nicer way then i would have done

firegirl1515 ^^If you hate them, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! *facepalm*

Candy77019 lol this article brightened my day XD

KaitouSamurai2 Your article is hilarious! Lots of Lolz for my favorites and least favorites.

magicfairydust HAHAHAHAHA this articles made me laugh so much! loved it! xD up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun...with global warming lmaoo!

ladyhadhafang Had to LOL at the "antifreeze in Lucifer's food" thing. In all seriousness, poor Cinderella. *Hugs her tightly* If I were in her position, I would have gone crazy a long time ago. She has the patience of a saint, I tell you. I can sort of relate to Tiana, though, considering I'm sort of a work/school-a-holic -- but yeah. Poor girl is so wound tight. Granted, she relaxes a bit (and still manages to land her restaurant! :D), and she did have some reason to be wound that tight, but still, damn! And yeah, Snow White did have some serious cahones in terms of cleaning the Dwarves' cottage. I know if I came home to find my house suddenly cleaned and a stranger sleeping in my bed, I think my first instinct would be calling 9-1-1. Although I'm guessing back when Snow White lived, that wasn't really a big deal. If anything, hospitality was kind of serious business -- as BEAUTY AND THE BEAST will testify.

tiagih oh i love this article it made laugh esp Cindy's part

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My お気に入りディズニー Princes Ranking (Spoilers)

posted by princecatcher93

Looking good guys!

Well this be the princes princecatcher93 has caught to keep または let go. (Tell me if I didn't make that sound like a fishing 表示するまたは something?)

10: Eric
If あなた know me well enough あなた know I really HATE PRINCE ERIC!!! I'm going to TRY TO KEEP MYSELF CALM WHILE I WRITE THIS!!! I really don't see what the big deal is over this guy. I felt like he's the middle of the princes, not underdeveloped like the classic three but not amazing and has a great personality like every prince after him. He's just there! My whole childhood I could name all the prince but him because he wasn't anything really to...

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Merida

added by MalloMar

Source: ディズニー

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sweetie-94's Most Handsome ディズニー Princes

posted by sweetie-94

Well I wrote a お気に入り prince 記事 so I decided to write a most handsome 記事 too, hope you'll enjoy it :)

10. Beast (human form only)

It's hard to rank an animal so I'll only base my ranking on his human form. I seriously think he should remain beast, I hate his human form, his hair is too similar to Belle's and his smile is a bit weird to me, but his eyes are beautiful. His hair is actually even もっと見る awful when it's in a ponytail, the loose hair is acceptable, but in a ponytail it looks so awful to be honest!

9. Shang

I don't get why people finds him handsome, his hair is...

Rapunzel

added by PrincessFairy

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上, ページのトップへ Five Actresses-Tiana

posted by JNTA1234

Now, Tiana's up. This was pretty easy. An honourable mention for Zoe Saldana, though quite honestly I don't see the resemblence. She would make a much better Kida.

5.Naturi Naughton
Some of あなた may know her from 3LW, she's the one who didn't 登録する the Cheetah Girls. Now she's a successful broadway actress and played Lil Kim in Notorious. So clearly she can sing and act very well.

4.Rihanna
Everyone says she should play Tiana, I don't really think リアーナ looks like her. She has Tiana's smile, that's about it. But I think she could do the part, she really isn't a bad actress.

3.Meagan...

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CuteDiana ファン of The 月 For June Interview

posted by KataraLover

Congradulations CuteDiana

1.How does it feel to win?
shocked actually, i didn't see the pick so ... !
and happy of course, thanks guys <3

2.Who's your お気に入りディズニー princess and ディズニー prince, why?
Ariel, because she's amazing <3, i 愛 her personality and the way she handles things, and if i were in her situations i would be wanting to do what she did but not actually do it, because i don't usually have the guts, she follows her dream without asking, and shows that it's okay to make mistakes, unlike everyone says, i don't think what she did was stupid at all, it's implosive, and if a giant octopus singing, i would...

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My お気に入りディズニー Princesses.<3

posted by hisblueeyes

Since everyone has one of these, I decided to do one. Please コメント & enjoy! (:

10. Aurora - Sleeping Beauty
Maybe its because she only has sixteen 分 of screen-time. または maybe because she has no personality. Whichever reason, Aurora is just a boring 愛 crazed teenager whom I don't really care for. I do 愛 her movie though.

Pretty as a picture, sweeter than a swisher, mad cause I'm cuter than the girl thats with ya.

9. Pocahontas - Pocahontas
I used to 愛 Pocahontas, but after re-watching her movie a few times I found her to be a bit bland and...not very smart. I mean, it takes...

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My Opinion on the Strongest DP Film of the Renaissance Era

posted by Jayden-G

I have been here for a few months, and I noticed that I did not post my opinion of the weakest to strongest DP Film. Since it would not be fair to put all of these films together (as they were made in different times), I will do it in eras. The Renaissance Era is the era when the company was as successful and 人気 as they were in the Classic Era. This was also before the decline of traditional アニメーション and before the treacherous Post-Renaissance Era, so I will be doing The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, and Mulan.

Here is Part 1 of this series: My Opinion on the...

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The November ディズニー Princess Story is 虹 of Joy (Princess ジャスミン Story)

posted by shaddi903

One day, ジャスミン was in a bad mood. She decided some brightly-colored jewelry might cheer her up but she couldn’t decide which color to wear. Just then a 虹 appeared. The Colors（色） made ジャスミン feel happy. “I know! I’ll wear a 虹 jewelry,” she giggled. The only color jewelry ジャスミン didn’t wear was her pearl bracelet. “It’s too plain,” she thought, putting in her pocket. ジャスミン wanted to 表示するアラジン colorful look and headed to the market. She notices how happy everyone was. “Wow, your jewelry looks great,” 発言しました Aladdin. “It’s as cheerful as the rainbow!” Jasmine...

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Jessikaroo's Prettiest ディズニー Princess Brides

posted by Jessikaroo

no clue where Snow, Belle and Aurora got bridal wear, but okay.

The six ディズニー Princess brides are the princesses we've seen in bridal wear on screen. This is my opinion on how beautiful each princesses clothing choices made them. This is my opnion, and you're entitled to your own. But I rarely see these kind of articles, so I decided to write one. Enjoy!

6. Ariel
I'm sorry Ariel. Your dress was a monstrosity. The grees detailing plus the glittering golden crown made あなた look like a クリスマス decoration. Perhaps the エンジェル they put on the tree. And those sleeves! Dear Goddess, those sleeves looked like they could 飲み込むあなた alive. But all mistakes on...

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My 一覧 of everything

posted by banjoth

あなた do not have to agree with anything. No bad コメント please.

11. Sleeping Beauty
Movie: 11
Princess: 10
Prince: 10
Sidekick(s): 9
Songs: 11
Wardrobe: 11
Prettiest: 2
Singing voice: 2
Setting: 5

10: Princess and the Frog
Movie: 10
Princess: 11
Prince: 9
Sidekick(s): 10
Songs: 10
Wardrobe: 8
Prettiest: 9
Singing voice: 1
Setting: 3

9: メリダとおそろしの森
Movie: 4
Princess: 6
Sidekick(s): 11
Wardrobe: 10
Prettiest: 8
Setting: 2

8: Mulan
Movie: 7
Princess: 9
Prince: 8
Sidekick(s): 2
Wardrobe: 7
Prettiest: 6
Singing: 11
Setting: 11

7: アラジン
Movie: 6
Princess: 4
Prince: 7
Sidekick(s): 8
Wardrobe: 9
Prettiest: 3
Singing Voice: 10
Setting: 10...

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ディズニー Princess アニメーション Style Countdown Results

posted by rhythmicmagic

All of the ディズニー Princess films are works of art. Every shot of every film is literally a piece of art. In this countdown, we celebrated the gorgeous art of all of the 映画 and looked at one of the most under-appreciated aspects of some of our お気に入り childhood films.

10. Tangled
Most people agreed that the アニメーション in 塔の上のラプンツェル is impressive and visually stunning, however, it seems those on ファンポップ prefer hand-drawn animation. Most of the コメント that gave a reason for why they voted out 塔の上のラプンツェル involved the fact that 塔の上のラプンツェル uses CGI animation. Many people tried to avoid the issue, but in...

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Hans and the situation revolved around him in "Frozen"

posted by bluethunder25

OK, first of all, I haven't seen the film. Unfortunately, due to my somewhat uncontrollable curiosity, I have seen spoilers of the ending and anything in between and as a result of this, I have discovered that Hans is in fact the villain of the movie and at the end, he is punched out によって Anna, he is sent back ホーム to be punished によって his brothers, and on 上, ページのトップへ of all that, Elsa proclaims that Weselton is no longer welcome in Arandelle.

OK, let me give my 2 cents about this right now......MAKING HANS THE BAD GUY WAS ABSOLUTELY STUPID!!!!! Why did Hans have to be the bad guy?! WHY?! Why couldn't Elsa...

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dimitri_'s ディズニー Princess Lineup

posted by dimitri_

I left all nostalgia behind so my 一覧 changed a lot. I guess it's also because when I first joined Fanpop, I only knew the Princesses on the surface level and I based my opinions on that. I also had to re-watch all the movies, I hope it won't change again for a while. I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but I'd 愛 to argue if あなた disagree :) I like all of them so it's hard for me to put some at the bottom. Anyway, here goes.

If あなた had a chance to change your fate, would you?

11. Merida
Typical spot for Merida, sorry but someone has come in last. I'm not going to judge Merida for her actions...

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We're Talking Kings and Successions -- Chapter Two

posted by MacytheStrange

Rapunzel’s brow lowered in determination, and she reached out…

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The unseen force released her, pushing her into the person whose ホーム she’d just broken into. They tumbled to the floor, and Elsa was only aware of three things: her icy magic, glaring into the petite girl’s arms and covering them in frost, the angry, painful burning sensation caused によって the girl’s glowing hair; which was draped over the former queen’s prone figure, and the fact that the red-headed assassin was standing on the windowsill, an ARROW/アロー in her bow and prepared to do her job. All of this meant one thing, and one thing only.

Elsa was going to be killed, her death punctuated...

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Why I 愛 Anna

posted by dclairmont

So I've already made an 記事 talking about why I 愛 Elsa, Tiana, Snow White, Aurora, and Pocahontas, and thought why not make one for Anna next? I did a アンケート asking which 記事 you'd most want to see from me next, and Anna won. Don't worry if I haven't made one for your お気に入り yet though, because I do plan on making one for every princess, since I do 愛 them all. My bottom three might be a bit tough to write about though, but I'll try my best! Anyway, I'm rambling, let's get started!

In many ways, Anna has been overshadowed によって her sister with the release of Frozen, and while...

Let It Go~ クイーン Elsa

added by Winxclubgirl202

Source: フェイスブック

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posted by dclairmont

I've noticed that there are actually a lot of similarities between these three girls and wanted to make an 記事 about why they're all so similar. They're all in my 上, ページのトップへ 5, as I think they're very similar and I'm going to say why, so let's goo! I'm not trying to convince あなた all to place them in similar places または that they're the same person または anything, just pointing out some similarities between the three of them.

They're Elegant, Yet Playful

These three are all very elegant; in the way that they handle themselves, in the way of their diplomacy and selflessness, yet they're also very playful....

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Best Era Countdown Results! (As voted によって you)

posted by Silverrose1991

The Best Era Countdown was a short two-rounds countdown I did last week. In Day 1, users chose their お気に入り era. In Day 2, users chose their お気に入り out of the remaining two.

3. Classic
(Princesses:Snow White, シンデレラ and Aurora)

Unfortunately, the Classic era still seems to be the least お気に入り in the general concensus. The princesses of this era are criticized for being weak damsels-in-distress whose dreams revolve around a man. However, it's not as bad for them as it was before: あなた hardly see any bashing here. These princesses have been getting 愛 for having the common qualities of...

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Fanpop's お気に入りディズニー Princess Featured Songs Countdown

posted by THEDisneyFreak

Next time Snow, next time.

So as some of あなた have known I've been doing a countdown for best Featured ディズニー Princess songs. I've wrapped it up about a week ago. Here's the moment about two of あなた have been waiting for, I'm proud to present Fanpop's お気に入りディズニー Princess Featured Songs.

11. Someday my Prince will come

I can understand why this landed last place, please don't kill me for what I'm about to say, Silvereose1991. First off, it's a really old classic song, Walt ディズニー was new to such a sort. I for one really 愛 it a lot, and so do others, just standing 次 to all the other ディズニー Princess songs it doesn't...