ディズニープリンセス Article: What bugs me about the Princesses

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posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

Yes, あなた read it correctly...I'm 書く what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other 記事 I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if あなた are easily offended, あなた might want to stop 読書 right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

Someday her puberty will come...

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish あなた would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice によって any means, but あなた get my drift. And あなた pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

So this? Is love? Hmm mmm??

This one is a tough one, with her being my お気に入り Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that あなた put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's ミルク as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame あなた for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were あなた to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

I know you...you lurked with me once upon a dream...

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook または clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, 歌う at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs as if あなた are 歌う in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and あなた two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all 日 in the sun with global warming...

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of あなた Ariel. When someone tells あなた to go left, あなた go right. あなた want everything that あなた can't have...like legs. So あなた go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY あなた only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if あなた ask me...but, I am 苦い and guarded from being hurt によって guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere...well, I think I do anyways...

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if あなた are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud マフィン following あなた around, WHAT is stopping あなた sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind!

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! ジャスミン has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least ジャスミン did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for アラジン she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

I'm needed here...to stand on cliffs and look all serious.

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I 発言しました stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she ロスト her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

We'll help you, wash and dry, just so later あなた can dress up as a guy.

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and 愛 between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really 愛 her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm almost there...just have to work my 尻, お尻 off for the 次 ten years...

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK あなた God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!

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firegirl1515 @princesslullaby: It's a natural heating period. Now, I'm not saying we're not speeding it up, or that we shouldn't care about the Earth, but this is basically the opposite of the ice age. It's happened before. In fact, people are worried about the sea levels rising, but the sea levels used to be higher in colonial times.

Straggy I lol'd so hard. I loved your Mulan caption and the "THANK YOU GOD" for Naveen.

DreamyGal I don't know where I stand on global warming...I was just trying to be a smart ass, lol...and kenzieiscool, I probably suond like a hick in reality...I'm just so used to the way people talk down here.

Duncan_Courtney Bwhahah, Loved the Pocahontas caption and the whole "THANK GOD FOR NAVEEN"

ppgbelle4 This is a very well done article! :) Great work. I agree with your reasons.

dinavidscuitee Language! besides that I liked it , just remember this, these are kids movies, rated G. they are not meant to be so utterly romantic. O and Eric is better than naveen.

deathchick9 DreamyGal you have NEVER seen an anime have you?

madisonsavanna This is awesome :D

hrrypttrfn328 This was great. I loved to see something other than praise for these women and girls. The only thing I wonder is Belle: how is she supposed to, in good conscience, leave her presumably widowed father who does not seem to know how to take care of himself? I would not be able to live with myself if I left a father who relied so heavily on me. It WAS a different world after all. Otherwise, I was very amused by this article :)

ponyboyjohnny i agree with your point about snow white a 100 % but there's other reasons i hate her also than what you mentioned

DreamyGal No, deathchick9...I haven't!

TigerRanma ^ Ooh

disneygirl11 You mean it's a BAD thing to have hots for a caroon character? Uh oh.... ;) Anyways, really great article. You must be really brave to have written this when so many people could've attacked you with pitchforks (it would Gaston and the town all over again!)

lepetitsouris just got across looking at this article. :) after about 5 hours of nothing to do and no internet, this totally cheered me up xD

princesslullaby @deathchick9...lol...I don't think she'd be able to take it.

DreamyGal ^ You're probably right, lol

TigerRanma Oh, the bishounens (pretty boys) of anime.

hindaa Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind! LOL, ur article is soooo funny :D and i agree with u in EVERYTHING

monkeyfan123 you got every single princess right and i just hate them but hey you said it in a nicer way then i would have done

firegirl1515 ^^If you hate them, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! *facepalm*

Candy77019 lol this article brightened my day XD

KaitouSamurai2 Your article is hilarious! Lots of Lolz for my favorites and least favorites.

magicfairydust HAHAHAHAHA this articles made me laugh so much! loved it! xD up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun...with global warming lmaoo!

ladyhadhafang Had to LOL at the "antifreeze in Lucifer's food" thing. In all seriousness, poor Cinderella. *Hugs her tightly* If I were in her position, I would have gone crazy a long time ago. She has the patience of a saint, I tell you. I can sort of relate to Tiana, though, considering I'm sort of a work/school-a-holic -- but yeah. Poor girl is so wound tight. Granted, she relaxes a bit (and still manages to land her restaurant! :D), and she did have some reason to be wound that tight, but still, damn! And yeah, Snow White did have some serious cahones in terms of cleaning the Dwarves' cottage. I know if I came home to find my house suddenly cleaned and a stranger sleeping in my bed, I think my first instinct would be calling 9-1-1. Although I'm guessing back when Snow White lived, that wasn't really a big deal. If anything, hospitality was kind of serious business -- as BEAUTY AND THE BEAST will testify.

tiagih oh i love this article it made laugh esp Cindy's part

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The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 17)

posted by mhs1025

The 日 began as hectic for Pocahontas. She had a teething Mace who was NOT happy at all, she had dishes that needed to be washed, she had the whole inside of the cottage to clean, and she had further arranged plans to visit Merida. Pocahontas just wanted to go "Shove it!" and just escape from it all. (A/N: That expression is inspired によって an old country song! XD) But, she knew she couldn't do that. Especially now since she was a mother. Yet, like all new mothers, she didn't know what to do to make Mace feel better. She took a deep breath.

"Pocahontas, what's wrong?" John asked entering the cottage....

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Princess シンデレラ

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The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 15)

posted by mhs1025

John felt like he got himself in the middle of a fiasco. He didn't know what to do または think. He tried to let everyone be for as long as he could. He also tried to get the whole thing off his mind によって spending time with Mace. And it worked. Mace was John's stress-release when it came to things like that. "I don't know what I'd do without you." John yawned as he rocked him. It wasn't long before he fell fast asleep with the tot.

Afew hours later, John awoke without Mace in his arms. "Where's Mace?" he asked trying not to panic. He looked around, only to see the tot in his クレードル, 受け台 sleeping. "Pocahontas...

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My 上, ページのトップへ 10 お気に入りディズニー films

posted by scarletunicorn

After thinking much about this I decided to put up my own personal お気に入り of the House of Mouse. :) After all we're all big ファン of Disney, and each of us have our own お気に入り映画 of this company, so I wanted to see if any of あなた guys had similar lists または the like. :)

Keep in mind that my お気に入り are due to the fact that they are MY favorites, I liked them based on how much I enjoy it, and generally don't care about the public reception and critics. :)

So, without much further ado, here it is...

10- Princess and the Frog:
This movie is horribly underrated, it's sad that so many people...

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My ディズニー Princess Lists

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Yes, I know that I re-make this 記事 every 月または so, but my lists change so often that I need some way to 表示する all of my opinions at the moment, so here we go.

Favorites:

The ones I love:

1. Snow White.
2. Cinderella.
3. Aurora.
4. Pocahontas.
5. Tiana.
6. Anna.

The one I like:

7. Elsa.

The ones I'm neutral towards:

8. Ariel.
9. Merida.
10. Jasmine.

The one I dislike:

11. Rapunzel.

The one I strongly dislike:

12. Belle.

The one I hate:

13. Mulan.

Beauty List:

1. Cinderella.
2. Mulan.
3. Rapunzel.
4. Ariel.
5. Merida.
6. Belle.
7. Snow White.
8. Pocahontas.
9. Tiana.
10. Anna.
11. Elsa.
12. Aurora....

HD Rapunzel pics

added by Madmozell

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アップデートアップデートアップデート

posted by CRaZy_rawR

As some of あなた older users know, I have been on ファンポップ for over a year. (a 年 & two months to be exact..) In June/July, I took an absence due to the crazy drama, trolls, and fights consuming this place. It just wasn't fun anymore! I was becoming depressed (not just bc of this place; a lot of stuff was going on in my life), but I'm happy to say it's all better now. (:

I started high school two months ago, I have sold over fifty of my book that was published in May, and I have started my 秒 novel! With all this going on in my life, I thought it would be nice to have ディズニー come back...

The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 5)

posted by mhs1025

Time was nearing for the trip. While Pocahontas and John were preparing for the arrivals, Mulan, Shang and Merida were busy packing. Shang was 与えられた time since China was still in good shape. Elanor saw the letter before Merida had a chance to tell her, but with her blessing, she could go on the trip. Pocahontas, Nakoma, and the rest of the women gathered 食 for the 日 they arrived. "The girls will be fine." Fergus reassured Merida before she left. Everything was falling into place.
____________________________________
*3 days later*

The whole Powhatan Tribe gathered around as Mulan, Shang,...

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Best ディズニー Little Girls

posted by MR0290553

I would adopt this sweet girl in a heartbeat!

1.    Penny
She is adorable and overrated! This poor orphaned little girl did not give up, even though she was kidnapped and forced to go down a scary black hole! She was kind to the mice, and had faith that they would help her! She was kind to Rufus, and instead of keeping the diamond for herself, she gave it to a museum! I would adopt her!
2.    Wendy
Another adorable girl, who was brave! She was sweet to Tinkerbelle and the ロスト boys, even though they tried to kill her!
3.    Little Elsa
Sweet and playful, and she was smart to know to call her parents when Ana was hurt!
4.    Little Tiana
Good daughter and good friend!
5.    Alice
Smart and imaginative! Sweet too!

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お気に入りディズニー Princess 一覧

posted by MR0290553

Snow White is my お気に入り princess, if I could be like any of the princsesses, I would choose her!

Snow White is my favorite princess, if I could be like any of the princsesses, I would choose her!

1.    Snow white
Snow White is kind and optimistic no matter what is going on in her life. She is selfless, graceful and humble.
2.    Cinderella
Like Snow, シンデレラ is kind to everyone. She is never rude, she is optimistic and shows grace to those who mistreat her.

3.    Aurora
Aurora is graceful and kind despite her awkward living situation that would make me uncomfortable. Although she is hesitate, she sacrifices her own happiness for the good of the kingdom.

4.    Elsa
Elsa is strong, beautiful and powerful. She...

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Best DP First Encounters - Part 1

posted by MissCassecou

Bonjour!
How is everyone today?
Anyway some of あなた might know/remember that I am currently conducting a series of アンケー in order to eliminate every DP First Encounter to find out which one is the best. We're currently up to the 上, ページのトップへ four, but I shall do the bottom half today and let あなた know the 上, ページのトップへ five when it's all ready.
I define first encounter as when the couple first communicate with each other and are face to face, therefore when Ariel sees Eric on the ボート dancing with Max, I did not count that one and instead counted the encounter she had with him in Part of your World Reprise.
So when...

The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 3)

posted by mhs1025

ムーラン was cleaning the house when she saw a look of devastation on Shang's face as he walked in. "Is everything okay?" she asked worried. Shang tried to keep himself from breaking down. "Shang, whatever it is, あなた can tell me." ムーラン tried to comfort. Shang couldn't take it anymore, reached his breaking point, and broke down crying. "Shang what is it?" ムーラン asked again. "They found my father's remains." Shang answered through his sobs. ムーラン gasped. "Shang, that's horrible!" she said.

Shang tried to say something, but cried once more. Ling, Yao, and Chien Po came in the house slowly. "I see...

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Getting To Know sweetie-94 Birthday Edition

posted by sweetie-94

So do I look 20 または do I look older または younger than 20?

So do I look 20 or do I look older or younger than 20?

Since I turned 20 today I decided to write a special getting to know me article, it'll 全体, 全体的です be pretty much like all the other ones out there, but I'll also ask あなた if あなた think I look like a 20 年 old または if I look older または younger than 20 with the help of a picture, but anyway enjoy :)

My real name is Teresa and my birthday is today on September 16th and of course I was born 1994, I personally think I look slightly younger than 20, but some has 発言しました that I look older than 20

I'm from Sweden and I live there, I live not so far away from the capital of Sweden, Stockholm, I actually live in...

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Opposing Woes, Part 4.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Belle was your typical 人気 girl at school. Liked によって everyone, for no reason at all. Of course, she couldn't just be happy with the popularity she had, she needed もっと見る of it. She wanted love. 愛 from someone who cares about her for もっと見る than just looks. Belle went to the same school as ムーラン and Aurora. ムーラン liked Belle alright, at least. She just saw her as irritating, but she still liked her. Aurora straight up couldn't stand her. She didn't know what it was, but she saw her as just.. Something she couldn't explain. She didn't like her, but reasons why..? She didn't know.

Aurora was...

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My Little Brother's お気に入りディズニー Princesses.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

I judged this によって what he said, and where I assumed very Princess would be placed, I will 表示する what he said, and my conversation with him throughout asking him. Keep in mind that he's only 5, so I don't want to see any コメント angry at his opinion, he's just a little kid.

Also, I'm going to be doing it によって how he 発言しました it, so あなた may see phrases like "I like her because she hit him with frying pan."

And sorry for no pictures, he didn't want to use them.
13. Cinderella
I don't like her because she just work and dance.
But do あなた like how she acted?
No.
Did あなた like ANYTHING about her?
No shes not good....

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ファンポップ users shipped with ディズニー Princes/Princesses! (Collab With: Snsdlover4ever.)

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Okay, keep in mind this is just my opinion and snsdlover4ever's opinion.

Also, thanks to snsdlover4ever for the wonderful pictures. :)

Also, I will be shortening our usernames.
I will be ATLA.
And Snsdlover will be SNSD.

Sk8er__grl

SNSD: I think Naveen. I felt that they're both smart and cunning. Like the I-get-what-I-want kind of type.
ATLA: I think Naveen, または maybe Flynn. I actually think they're not that much like each other, but I feel like it would work out. I think that they would be a great couple, especially since I don't even like Tiana with Naveen anyway..
Ship Name: Navana.

Misscindyspice...

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Some facts あなた MIGHT not know about the ディズニー Princesses!

posted by avatar_tla_fan

I found a lot of these facts from this buzzfeed article: link

1. The current official lineup of ディズニー Princesses includes Jasmine, Ariel, Rapunzel, Tiana, Belle, Merida, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Aurora, Mulan, and Snow White.

2. Snow White is supposed to be 14 years old. She remains the youngest ディズニー Princess.

3. Belle is the only ディズニー Princess to have hazel eyes.

4. Mulan’s story is based on an ancient Chinese legend of Hua Mulan, a female warrior famously described in the poem “The Ballad of Mulan.”

5. ムーラン is also the first ディズニー Princess to not actually be a princess. All the others...

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I'm not a troll!

posted by -jessikaroo

Wow guys can あなた please all calm down? I deleted my account ages 前 because I wanted to focus on school and I just wasn't interested in ディズニー anymore.

But with the turn my life has taken, I've decided to return. I couldn't have my old ユーザー名 back, so I just thought putting a dash in front of my name would suffice.

I just missed this place, and I'm already collapsing under stress and pressure. I never thought rejoining this community would be such a headache.

But seriously guys, calm down. It's actually me. Like, legitimately me. Look. Me.

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Reviewing Songs: Frozen; Part 1!

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Hello. Today I'll be discussing the songs of Frozen. No, this isn't going to be a アナと雪の女王 RANT, I'm just going to be reviewing the songs. Anyways, please keep in mind this is my opinion, so respect mine and I'll respect yours. Enjoy the article! :)

Let's start off with the beginning..

Frozen Heart
I absolutely 愛 this song! It's one of my お気に入り from the movie, and I really 愛 it. The only issue I have with it is, I think it gets boring and tiresome if あなた listen to it too much, and the tone of the song gets a little old. I 愛 this song, and think it's one of the better songs in...

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The Power Of Friendship (Chapter 15)

posted by mhs1025

Pocahontas awoke the anesthesia that she was under as it wore off. "Where am I?" she asked herself. Pocahontas had fallen unconscious right before arriving at the hospital. "Well, look who's back!" a nurse 発言しました with the most joyful smile Pocahontas had ever seen. "What happened?" she asked. "You had a topsy-turbey accident." the nurse answered. Pocahontas was scared to death that she ロスト the baby.

"Did I lose my baby?" she asked. "No. You're baby is A-OK." the nurse answered. "Thank heaven!" Pocahontas exclaimed. "But, brace yourself, we found some not so pretty results." the nurse warned....