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Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my お気に入り pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, 表示中 that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.

"What, あなた call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.

"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"

"No! NO!" Johnny cried.

"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) あなた say something?"

"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck chuckled.

"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"

"So.. あなた found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.

"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.

"Almost there sir" Buck said.

"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.

Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.

"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.

"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.

Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.

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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:

Johnny, after finally finding the ナイフ known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.

"Your not here!" Johnny 発言しました angrily.

"Not this time mate.. あなた have it?" Buck's voice asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin ナイフ あなた wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.

"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.

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Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his シャツ and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any 回答 to it.

"Haha, あなた have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.

"... Dash first" Johnny 発言しました sternly, holding the ナイフ out of Buck's reach.

"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".

Johnny dropped the ナイフ on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.

Buck: あなた gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!

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Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.

"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.

"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.

"Johnny, あなた gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.

"I'm getting あなた out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his ロスト MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank 上, ページのトップへ from underneath.

"Yeah? あなた promise? あなた have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.

"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.

Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.

This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but もっと見る because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.

But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.

"You 発言しました she can leave, あなた fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.

"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.

"What are あなた talking abo-

"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to 表示する my graditude.. あなた know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, によって hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.

Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.

"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny 発言しました under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.

"You are when I say あなた are.. I'll take あなた bloody if あなた like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though もっと見る of a chuckle.

Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! あなた SICK SON OF A BITCH!"

Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"

Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the ナイフ and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.

Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the ナイフ into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the ナイフ he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.

After a 秒 of pause, Johnny rips the ナイフ silver dragoon ナイフ out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.

"Asshole." Johnny 発言しました to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.

"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened によって what happened.

"Yeah, sorry あなた had to see that.. But I'll take あなた to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has 発言しました he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.

Johnny had his ロスト MC ジャケット back on.

"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly または Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.

"I won't.. But your 移動する past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.

"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.

"Did あなた really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.

"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.

Dash smiled.

"Thank you" she said, キス his cheek, but not in a romantic way.

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(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If あなた remember または not, I 発言しました I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...
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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had もっと見る screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH パンチ - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared によって Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 通り, ストリート (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with あなた instead of killing あなた straight away.
And...
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added by Canada24
Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: あなた know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS 愛 YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN あなた DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic 虹 is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded によって a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy 日 in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't あなた work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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posted by Canada24
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight あなた are not quite sure what he is about または how dangerous he is although あなた have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a もっと見る mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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posted by Canada24
"Gracie, あなた alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, あなた animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for あなた sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, 芝居 like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF あなた FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy あなた guys enjoyed even もっと見る then I "thought" あなた people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless あなた like stupid comedies によって an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid ファン fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
added by Canada24
Anyone who's seen my アバター photo, can clearly guess who my お気に入り Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story によって him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The タイトル is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
posted by Canada24
 Vaas
Vaas
Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are あなた okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. あなた think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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