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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and もっと見る than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to 表示する that children really do give もっと見る of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal アンダーワールド for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as あなた are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what あなた THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because あなた decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! または I WILL SET あなた ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd あなた leave the toilet シート, 座席 up?
Peele: 雌犬 WHY WAS あなた LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do あなた even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, あなた protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my お気に入り cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my お気に入り cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. あなた know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: あなた do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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#10: Batman: Gotham によって Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated バットマン movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham によって Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian ロンドン city, バットマン must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, あなた would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character あなた would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) あなた CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, あなた look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) あなた do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't あなた gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told あなた when あなた were in there, または were あなた so busy playing holier-than-thou あなた started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) あなた GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just ロスト in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't あなた make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? ジーザス fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even ロンドン bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. ロンドン Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do あなた know what my 上, ページのトップへ three お気に入り things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 秒 is Nazis. Can あなた guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: あなた will witness what happens what here today, and あなた will will speak of it later.. Except あなた won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, あなた already 発言しました that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The タイトル of this 記事 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 映画 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" 時

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the 日 off. So we got あなた another ポニー to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new ポニー was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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posted by Canada24
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight あなた are not quite sure what he is about または how dangerous he is although あなた have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a もっと見る mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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#1:
“(being attacked によって Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) あなた PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, あなた shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding あなた and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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posted by Canada24
EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All あなた have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a お気に入り character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...
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#1:
"Let's read 名言・格言 during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, あなた can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and あなた wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell あなた how I really felt about it, but then I... I told あなた the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My 質問 is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I 愛 this show, but it become less and less 人気 after Charlie left. And the producers...
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posted by Canada24
Voices actors:

SATEN TWIST:
My first choices would be..
* Curtis Armstrong
* Aaron Paul
* Ike Barinholtz

ALEX MANE:
Choices of..
* Will Arnett
* Brad Jones (Cinema Snob)

DINKY:
(Derpy's actress).

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At a fancy resturant.
Trixie: Oh darling, I'm so, so sorry.. How あなた taking it.
Saten: Well.. I been 'better'.. But I'm just glad "your" still here.
Trixie: Well don't worry, I have a least 3 weeks off.. I'm here for you.
Saten: Well.. Can we 移動する in with you?
Trixie: (blushes) Oh.. Well.. I'm not sure if were at that stage of the relationship yet....
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