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Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my お気に入り pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, 表示中 that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.

"What, あなた call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.

"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"

"No! NO!" Johnny cried.

"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) あなた say something?"

"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck chuckled.

"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"

"So.. あなた found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.

"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.

"Almost there sir" Buck said.

"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.

Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.

"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.

"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.

Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.

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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:

Johnny, after finally finding the ナイフ known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.

"Your not here!" Johnny 発言しました angrily.

"Not this time mate.. あなた have it?" Buck's voice asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin ナイフ あなた wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.

"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.

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Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his シャツ and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any 回答 to it.

"Haha, あなた have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.

"... Dash first" Johnny 発言しました sternly, holding the ナイフ out of Buck's reach.

"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".

Johnny dropped the ナイフ on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.

Buck: あなた gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!

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Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.

"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.

"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.

"Johnny, あなた gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.

"I'm getting あなた out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his ロスト MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank 上, ページのトップへ from underneath.

"Yeah? あなた promise? あなた have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.

"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.

Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.

This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but もっと見る because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.

But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.

"You 発言しました she can leave, あなた fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.

"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.

"What are あなた talking abo-

"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to 表示する my graditude.. あなた know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, によって hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.

Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.

"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny 発言しました under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.

"You are when I say あなた are.. I'll take あなた bloody if あなた like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though もっと見る of a chuckle.

Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! あなた SICK SON OF A BITCH!"

Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"

Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the ナイフ and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.

Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the ナイフ into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the ナイフ he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.

After a 秒 of pause, Johnny rips the ナイフ silver dragoon ナイフ out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.

"Asshole." Johnny 発言しました to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.

"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened によって what happened.

"Yeah, sorry あなた had to see that.. But I'll take あなた to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has 発言しました he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.

Johnny had his ロスト MC ジャケット back on.

"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly または Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.

"I won't.. But your 移動する past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.

"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.

"Did あなた really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.

"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.

Dash smiled.

"Thank you" she said, キス his cheek, but not in a romantic way.

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(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!


#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!


#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!


#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine


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#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first ファン fiction I EVER 投稿されました (Fatherless) was 投稿されました BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" ファン fictions I read before 書く my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..


#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported によって YouTube 動画 and character biography's..


#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...
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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the 映画 to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..


#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in スラッシュ movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. 次 to, well, many others, but still..


#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in スラッシュ movie..


#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all 愛 that...
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GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
あなた like gun battles, あなた will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep あなた interested..

#2: IT'S もっと見る SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it もっと見る interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, もっと見る of the killing..


#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that 表示する monster. あなた better get use to Rick, cause あなた really DON'T want to try having any other お気に入り character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..


#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows あなた can't miss ONE episode, または your miss very important details..


#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...
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SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..


カップケーキ 3:
* The menacing laughter..


カップケーキ 2:
* The intro guitar..


カップケーキ 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..


虹 DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..

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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.

Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents あなた Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very 苦い war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been ロスト to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to 登録する the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, 発言しました of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do あなた think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I 発言しました for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance によって him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is 発言しました to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
posted by Canada24
ALMOST A 月 LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...
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#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko もっと見る または less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY(プレイボーイ) X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Shortly after finishing the battle and getting back Maureen's stolen items. Niko, knowing their both lonely, and need to 移動する on from Kate. Ended up asking Dash out.

"Oh.. Jee Niko.. I. I don't know... I mean.. I'm a mess!.. I'm a homeless, ill tempered, mess" Dash said, sadly.

"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

"Well... I guess that's true.. But I try not to get close to people.. Just gets them hurt または killed" Dash 発言しました sadly.

"I'm the same.. But Roman says I shouldn't let Kate's accident stop me from getting close to people.. And I've decided.....
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls あなた a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much 映画 and other things, that あなた don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's もっと見る of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like または even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: ヨーロッパ - final countdown:...
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#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..

#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..

#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her もっと見る relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..

#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..

#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd あなた leave the toilet シート, 座席 up?
Peele: 雌犬 WHY WAS あなた LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do あなた even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when あなた REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than あなた realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad または as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his アニメ counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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