WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!!! :P

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems あなた don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flames died down

I guess I ロスト a little bit of self-esteem
That time that あなた made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now あなた tell all your フレンズ that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did あなた disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling あなた don't 愛 me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light...

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I 愛 the way あなた lie
I 愛 the way あなた lie

[Eminem]
I can't tell あなた what it really is
I can only tell あなた what it feels like
And right now it's a steel ナイフ in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate,
It's like I'm huffing paint and I 愛 it the もっと見る I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown,...

あなた were a great uncle
A brother, a friend
You never walked away from us
You stood there until the end

You looked for help in all the wrong places
Spent your money at all the dog races
Told your jokes half-heartedly and drunk
And always needed a place to bunk

We 愛 you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo
We 愛 you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo

But that's still no reason to end your life
Still no reason to end your strife
You had us, your ホーム away from home
You had us waiting to take あなた home

We...