20 ways to piss off Fang.
1). Poke him and continuously and ask if he’s emo.
2) Put fake blood on your hands and tell him あなた accidently killed Phoebe.
3.) Dye his hair ピンク while he’s asleep.
4.) Lock him in a room with bright ピンク walls. (And a barf bag)
5.) Take a toy ナイフ and ask Fang if he’s ロスト his.
6.) Tell Fang that あなた 愛 him.
7.) Hack into his blog and change his status update too “I 愛 Hannah Montana.”
8.) If あなた ever get in a room alone with him, sing the エモ song over and over
9.) Give him McDonald’s chicken nuggets and tell him he’s eating his mom.
10.) When Fang appears kick his shins and say あなた didn’t see him there.
11.) 表示する him a picture of bald Brittany, and ask if he would do that.
12.) Yell really loud “Phoebe your Fangy is waiting!”
13.) Tell Fang that Phoebe needs to talk, and look really serious
14) When he’s in the shower, bust in the bathroom and scream “ERASERS!”
15.) Have Phoebe キッス a guy in the dark and say its Fang while Fang watches
16.) Put him on Valium, then make fun of him
17.) Handcuff Fang to Nudge and have her talk about everything she sees
18.) Ask him if Darth Vader copied him, または if he copied Darth Vader.
19.) Then say “Wait, あなた aren’t that old!”
The thing that will really implode him is!
20.) Tell him he looks like a バタフライ, 蝶 when he flies. A Goth butterfly. または call him bird boy.