やおい Article: A Short Retarded Story

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posted by blEachstar1

Ryo: I need to go to the store I'm out of food.

(Cellphone Rings)

Ryo: Hello?

Hikari: HELP! STOP TAKE IT OUT! OW! OW!

Kio: I CAN'T ITS STUCK!

Ryo: Uhm. (Stunned face)

Kio: ANYWAY ITS YOUR FAULT FOR SNEAKING IN MY BED!

Hikari: I WAS LONELY IM SORRY AHHHHHHH!

Kio: I GOT A GRIP ON IT!

Hikari: AHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OUT!!

Ryo: (Getting disturbed)

Kio: THERE! I got it!!!

Hikari: ITS EVERYWHERE! THE BLOOD!!

Ryo: HIKARI A-ARE あなた ALRIGHT!

Hikari: IT HURTS!

Kio: AT LEAST I GOT IT OUT I SHOULDVE LEFT IT IN THERE TOO!

Hikari: Why あなた so mean! I just had felt pain あなた just stuck it in there!

Kio: Who's the idiot who made me stick it in?!?!?!

(Phone hangs up)

Ryo: it hurts, ow ow, take it out, stick it in there, blood, its everywhere.

(DOOR SLAMS OPEN)

Ryo: KIO DID あなた RAPE HIKARI!?!?!?

Hikari: Oh こんにちは Ryo! No he didn't rape me but he was surprised that I was in his bed!

Kio: He didn't try anything but it was self defense and I just happened to stab him in the arm with a バターナイフ I have under my pillow.

Ryo: Why the hell あなた call me for all あなた had to do is take it out without me listening to your yelling and screaming あなた BASTARDS!!!

red_rosa likes this

bubblegum_kiss ow... this guy is really violent stabbing someone with a knife for just being on his bed... and it wasnt like theyre strangers.

red_rosa Lol this was hilarious XD hehe butter knife...

bubblegum_kiss actually now that im thinking about this reminds me alot of the "omg germany im in bed with romano and its stuck" ("it" being his hair which got tangled up with romano's) scene in hetalia... lol

vampiressJazz ^heh heh that scene.. lol i totally have to rewatch that now XD heh heh..

blEachstar1 I wanted to rewatch it to!!! This was actually based on that it was so halarious I had to reanact it!!! GERMANY THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING SEX!! And the really funny part was when he was saying what Italy just said in like a calm voice!

missracoon Yes Germany looked pretty worried that his prized uke had been taken for a moment xD

Anihime Haha :P funny

bbfan123 Hahaha that was funny

blEachstar1 It was just something to pass time!