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Windwakerguy430 COLA, what is this?

-Universe_COLA- A song that is three minutes and forty-two seconds .-.

Windwakerguy430 Okay..... So what is it aside from a literal point-of-view

-Universe_COLA- ....A song...by Dan Bern.

Windwakerguy430 Hmm. Why not title the video that instead of a single period? It was a pain trying to click on...... Unless that was your goal!

-Universe_COLA- I didn't feel like adding a title to a almost shitpost. And also...because it's a song...by Dan Bern...that is three minutes and forty-two seconds long...and purple art.

Windwakerguy430 If you don't put in the effort to make a shitpost title, then what good is being a shitposter, COLA?!

-Universe_COLA- It's good for shitting on a post by not putting any effort into it.

Windwakerguy430 Well, let it be know, your post will get shit all over by everyone! XD

-Universe_COLA- ....*shrugs*.....

Windwakerguy430 That answer can't work all the time, COLA!

-Universe_COLA- ......*shrugs*........

Windwakerguy430 COLA, you son of a bitch! This needs to stop XD

-Universe_COLA- ..."NAH"...*shrugs*

Windwakerguy430 This is why Jade left... for a week

-Universe_COLA- A week? What's a week to eternity? Boom. ----->*shrugs*

Windwakerguy430 What's an eternity to someone who can't count?

-Universe_COLA- Still an eternity because an eternity can't be counted.

Windwakerguy430 Hmmmmmmmmmm. Damn, that's true

-Universe_COLA- ....*shrugs*.....

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What's Your Take - 記事 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say 秒 verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts 芝居 weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - 記事 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc あなたあなた overrated prick. あなた suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell あなた do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did あなた bring me along!?

???: あなた figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that あなた have to bring me with you!

???: in the 映画 people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would あなた think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

迅速, スウィフト Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw あなた commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know あなた can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see あなた tonight. I only want あなた to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

posted by Windwakerguy430

Steel Ball Run is 発言しましたによって many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most お気に入り part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojos

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and today on this 記事 of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own 一覧 of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that あなた probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least お気に入り to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of あなた may have a different Jojo that あなた see as your favorite, または maybe あなた may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

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Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Demons

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Hello, everyone. Now, ハロウィン is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different 上, ページのトップへ tens for the 次 following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the 上, ページのトップへ ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that あなた find lurking the in the depths of hell, または in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, または played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 101 - Doki Doki Literature Club

posted by Windwakerguy430

………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with あなた emotionally and mentally, and tricks あなたによって being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.

…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS 記事 IF あなた PLAN ON READING...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one によって far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, によって far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Man, this job is a lot もっと見る fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone によって killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears 音楽 behind waterfall) What is this. The 音楽 is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - 記事 116 - Very Dirty Movie

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do あなた get when あなた get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ あなた get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on 火災, 火 again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

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DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 54 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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Why Wind Should Not Visit Dishonored

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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting もっと見る than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much ロスト the only person...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 3 - All Work and No Play

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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one もっと見る person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. あなた mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: あなた want your reward または not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the キャンディー store
Tetra:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

posted by Windwakerguy430

Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, によって setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK あなた (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 次 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are あなた still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Windwakerguy430's Video Game Parodies Part 1

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Final ファンタジー 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...

迅速, スウィフト Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 1)

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迅速, スウィフト Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! あなた had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that あなた were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. あなた have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what あなた did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard 迅速, スウィフト justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. あなた can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...