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(And now 画像 don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY 月 is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously I’m passionate about it now, but I didn’t really think much of SWERY65. I just thought he was a westaboo who could make something decent with a low budget. That was until I got to this game. This game, I consider to be SWERY’s マグナム opus. Truly his best work, despite it not really being looked into as much as Deadly Premonition. And that game is The Missing: J.J. MacField and the Island of Memories. But, for the sake of getting this 記事 done some time this evening, I’m gonna stick with The Missing.



So I’m going to tell あなた right now, this game deals with very heavy topics. Like, shockingly heavy for a game によって a man whose claim to fame was weird facial expressions, talk of coffee and fucking sandwiches. Yes, this is going to obtain some heavy topics about sexuality and all that, so keep that in mind as I discuss this game. The game follows a college girl named J.J. MacField, on a trip on an island off the coast of Maryland with her friend, Emily. But after Emily goes missing, strange things start to happen, like the island having all sorts of strange areas surrounding it like diners and churches, and everything is hellbent on killing J.J.. Not just killing, but completely dismembering, breaking her bones, setting her on fire, and more. But the strangeness doesn’t stop there, as J.J. is incapable of dying. When she is burned, she comes back, just burnt to a crisp. When her neck is broken, she shambles back and forth. And when she is dismembered to pieces, she can roll her head around to continue moving. So the premise is simple. J.J. can survive the worst things that happen to her and she needs to use that to solve puzzles and find her friend Emily. It’s something あなた would think would wear off from the strangeness after a while, but it somehow manages to stay both weird and just uncomfortable.
I won’t tell あなた that the game is a traditional kind of horror game. It doesn’t try to scare あなた outright. It’s a game that tries to make あなた uncomfortable. And I always say that a good horror game always leaves あなた uncomfortable. And The Missing does this through it’s puzzle solving mechanics. In order to solve puzzles like lowering a broken elevator, あなた need to add weight to it, like letting your limbs get chopped off so あなた can throw them up there to bring it down. In order to break a weakened wall, あなた need to let yourself get smashed with a wrecking ball and get sent flying through it, breaking your spine and the ウォール in the process. Need to burn down a 木, ツリー to get past it? Just set yourself on 火災, 火 and burn it down. I won’t lie and say that Deadly Premonition was a horror game. Same for DP2. Those were not horror games. They had their moments, but they were もっと見る thrillers than anything. The same way some people would argue that Seven または Silence of the Lambs aren’t horror films. But The Missing, I truly believe is a horror game for how it constantly makes あなた uncomfortable. The way J.J.’s body breaks, leaving her groaning in pain. Hearing how she screams when she’s on 火災, 火 and running down the path in absolute agony. And when she’s hoping with one broken leg, only for her good leg to give out and her body to crumble with the sounds of bone snapping. It’s fucking sickening, but it works well in a way. I’d say it’s the most graphic depiction of gore in a game despite it not having much blood. The screen blacks out J.J.’s body every time she’s injured, so あなた don’t really see the gorey detail, and I think that makes it all the もっと見る unsettling. If あなた want to know the kind of puzzle game this is, think Limbo but with もっと見る balls. The same way あなた gain momentum from running to do a jump with the slow platformer with physics in it as well. That’s a good comparison I think.
But the game isn’t all doom and gloom, as あなた have plenty of phone messages with your friends. フレンズ like a rocker girl who is way too cool for school and likes her nose piercing because her parents just don’t understand, her professor who is trying to be professional but is actually a huge 星, つ星 Wars nerd, and F.K….. hoo boy. Don’t worry, he’s friendly. And also a stuffed doll for some reason. あなた also get really, really uncomfortable conversations between J.J. and her mother, which, um… Let’s just say that this can get to some uncomfortably real territory. I think a lot of people have been in the same situation that J.J. was in, where the person あなた are is considered wrong and abnormal, and that they need help, when there is nothing wrong with that. I think what I 愛 about The Missing the most is that it does not hesitate to tell あなた the dark parts of sexuality. Yes, it’s good to be who あなた are without feeling down, but while I would 愛 to tell あなた that everyone will accept you, that would be a lie. Guess what, being gay is not easy. It’s perfectly fine, but it’s not easy. Why would anyone want to be something that people hate, that people think is just wrong? I and many others know that being gay is alright, but not everyone will have that same thoughts and feelings. Even those close to あなた may consider あなた wrong in the head for feeling this way, and it’s a stigma that is still present even to this day. I won’t go into major details, since that would spoil this game for あなた and I would rather あなた play this game and experience the game for yourself, but… it’s not easy, it never is, and anyone that tells あなた that being who あなた are is easy has never known what it’s like. It’s hard to tell those that don’t like it how あなた truly are. Do あなた tell them and accept the possible judgement または do あなた bottle it up and keep it buried inside? The Missing isn’t afraid to acknowledge these darker aspects of sexuality and the struggles that come from it. Family issues, psychological trauma, and even suicide. Like I said, The Missing is a game that is not meant to make あなた comfortable, and horror should not do that. And it’s why I think the Missing is a great horror game.
But like I said, this game has a strange sense of humor to it as well. The characters always text あなた about their own issues in life like being called a trouble maker for their fashion and sticking up for those that can’t fight back, people dealing with their dreams just being out of reach, and then some. The text messages can bring a bit of nausea with how they're written, dare I say, cringe, but they’re nice. There’s also the game's strange collection items, being donuts. Collecting enough of them unlocks costumes and concept art and もっと見る collectables, which あなた can activate immediately from the pause menu. I 愛 this little feature and wish もっと見る games did it. I know concept art is a worthless feature in today’s gaming market, but the fact that it can be accessed through the pause menu rather than quitting back to the menu is a nice feature that I wish もっと見る games would try. But of course, this is a SWERY game, so not only is it weird, it’s also atmospheric as fuck. Full 閲覧数 of city landscapes across an evening sky, a ダイナー, 食堂 with a single jazz song and a faint neon sign from the outside, a dark forest with the faintest of music, it’s all such stylish. I think this is when SWERY’s 愛 for American culture really peeked, 表示中 off the different settings for a coast town setting like Maryland. It gives off this comforting feeling between puzzle locations before your thrusted back into cutting off your arms and setting yourself on 火災, 火 to continue forward, a calm before the madness, if あなた will.
I could go on and on about the game's story, about it’s clever visuals and puzzles, about it’s amazingly paced story that genuinely had me gripped from start to finish, but I would rather あなた all play it for yourself. It’s one of the reasons I choose not to say more. I only wanted to interest あなた all enough to play it for yourself. That plus there isn’t much to say. The game is relatively short, much shorter than Deadly Premonition, only about five hours, but it is an eventful five hours. あなた can buy the game on プレイステーション 4, Xbox One, 任天堂 Switch apparently, and Steam for $30. I know some may say that price is too much for what you're getting, but I’d argue that it’s well worth it for the experience that it comes with. And honestly, with games rumored to be priced $70 now, あなた could be doing so much worse than this. I mean, あなた could be buying Last of Us 2. Yeah, I think I’ll spend $30 for a better representation of gay culture, thank you
Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before あなた knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was 投稿されました of it, the internet began to...
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The first one is a parody of Legend Of Zelda
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~Story~

In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, または a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity または black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six 年 old detective who...
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Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some フレンズ at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that 人気
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? あなた mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if あなた try anything, I’ll kill あなた
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...
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When it comes to the 映画 made によって Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit または miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie によって Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...
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Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it ロスト to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from スケート and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked によって the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with...
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Okay, let’s talk about Fallout. I never played the first two, ut I hear they are all time classics. Fallout 3 was interesting, 4 was okay, and as much as we’d all 愛 to forget about 76, Bethesda fucks up enough to keep it in the everyone’s crossheirs. But I didn’t mention New Vegas, so あなた know which ones on the list.
New Vegas follows a young man または woman known only as the Courier, who happens to get roped into some bad stuff, involving a fancy dressed man named Benny, voiced によって Chandler from Friends. Boy, how will the Courier get outta this one? He won’t. He gets shot in...
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The ピザ boy is Francine!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. あなた want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell あなた some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and 映画 series, Harry Potter. I'm sure あなた all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme 発言しました so in...
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Back when I was so poor, あなた would find パン to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...
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Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten ロスト in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: あなた STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do あなた think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your BONES(ボーンズ)-骨は語る- with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....
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Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this 一覧 and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic によって many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to 検索 items dropped によって the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave...
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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a クリスマス song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded によって a サークル, 円 of 歌う ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank あなた everyone for surrounding me while 歌う this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda ストール, 盗んだ Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...
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Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest クリーピーパスタ fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if あなた like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever あなた want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying エモ teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the 一覧 shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so あなた already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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