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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, または Fable: The ロスト Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, または Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The ロスト Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need ヒーローズ to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities, swords of righteous power, walking SUITS/スーツ of armor, and weird voice acting. I 愛 it a lot. This was one of the games I had when I started to collect video games eight years ago, and now the としょうかん, ライブラリ can barely fit onto one shelf. Fable has a very simple world for あなた to explore, yet one that is so nice to look at even in sixth generation console graphics that I have fun going through them. From the nice bustling towns of Albion to the calm autumn forests to the quiet snowy landscapes, these environments are always really nice. I remember trying real hard as a kid to get everything done in this game. Complete all the sidequests, unlock all the silver chests, open all the Demon Doors, and collect all the rare weapons. Some of these weapon descriptions really made me laugh. I like that the dry, witty sense of humor from the first Fable carried over to Fable II. But what separates this game from the other Fables is challenge. In Fable II, if あなた lose all your health, あなた come right back up, but now あなた have a barely noticeable scar. In Fable: The ロスト Chapters, if あなた die, that’s it. Game over. It was quite the wake up call for me as I went to this game after Fable II and got my 尻, お尻 kicked a few times. I had to actually try to plan ahead in this game and ready myself for what was to come. I really enjoyed the side quests of this game. Hell, the main story at the beginning felt less like a story and もっと見る of something like a weekly 表示する with no real continuous plot. Just do basic quests and gain popularity with the people. I like it when it is just a simple mission that doesn’t really have a connecting plot. It gives it a sort of TV 表示する vibe and I really like those. It’s why I like some of Grasshopper’s games like Killer is Dead または Killer7.
Fable: The ロスト Chapters is far from the grand RPG that I remember it being, but I still 愛 it. I am aware of the multitude of lies from this game such as the whole acorn incident and what not, but I never knew that when I played the game, and after learning about it, I still loved this game and still see it as a nostalgic classic. There are better RPGs out there, hell, even better western ones, but I still 愛 coming back to this game for the humor, the nice overworld, and the fun side quests, and no amount of Peter’s lies will change that.


I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book によって its cover, the voice 芝居 is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...
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………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with あなた emotionally and mentally, and tricks あなた によって being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.



…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS 記事 IF あなた PLAN ON READING...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 表示中 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 マグナム as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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(Link to the first episode will be in the コメント section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the 次 exciting episode of my new 最近 hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the 次 one a bit early. :D I hope あなた enjoy the 次 episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the 年 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even もっと見る powerful than ever. あなた see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one によって far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, によって far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Link: Man, this job is a lot もっと見る fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone によって killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears 音楽 behind waterfall) What is this. The 音楽 is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do あなた get when あなた get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ あなた get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as シュレック is Love, シュレック is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something あなた want to see. Unless あなた are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link によって using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and あなた fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't あなた just take...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on 火災, 火 again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs または any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative または thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but もっと見る of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting もっと見る than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much ロスト the only person...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing アニメ that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That アニメ is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an アニメ that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down によって the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do 次 on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are あなた serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't あなた find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: あなた will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one もっと見る person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. あなた mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: あなた want your reward または not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the キャンディー store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, によって setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK あなた (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 次 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are あなた still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED