So when I was a young lad and had just gotten my 3DS, I wanted to play some new games. Games that weren’t Atari brand shovelware pieces of utter trash. No, something that would introduce everyone to the glory of the 3DS. And the first game I got, was Ocarina of Time 3D. And then eventually, I got Super Mario 3D Land. And then I read how disappointing this game was… Was it really?
I mean, I’ve played better Super Mario games, but this game is still a ton of fun for me to play. Sure, the 3D in this game felt kind of gimmicky, but the entire console felt kind of gimmicky. Reasons why they made a version without the 3D, but I’m getting off topic. Super Mario 3D Land follows the basic premise. Bowser kidnaps Peach, Mario has to go through worlds to save her, and somewhere along the way, あなた get to play as Luigi. The game has a series of different worlds, but nothing あなた haven’t seen before. 草 worlds, sand worlds, water worlds, lava worlds, haunted house worlds, and some weird geometry worlds. I do agree, this Mario game does nothing new, but it’s still satisfying and fun to play. Trying to get all the stars in every level was so much fun. And then I realize that there is still もっと見る game to play even after that? あなた think あなた finish the game after beating Bowser, but no. There’s not an alternate world, where あなた get to play through harder stages in the game, all with their own three set of stars to collect. And after that’s done, あなた still gotta play as Luigi. For a young kid who was just starting out their game collection, this game had a ton of variety to keep going through the levels and see what else there was to play. And the powerups were a ton of fun. あなた got the classic 火災, 火 Flower, but now there’s the Boomerang Flower, and the games main point, the leaf that turns Mario into a Tanooki, without the massive pair of testicles (I’m not lying. あなた can look that up if あなた want). It’s a ton of fun to use this thing, and if あなた are real skilled, あなた can skip portions of the level using it. This was just a fun time waster of a game. It’s not the greatest Mario game out there, trust me, we’ll come to that later, but it is still a ton of fun, and probably one of the fonder memories I have of a Mario game out there
Now, guess what........... There is a クリーピーパスタ about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare あなた all for the stupidest thing あなた will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. あなた know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare あなた all for the stupidest thing あなた will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. あなた know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the クリーピーパスタ known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat もっと見る at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat もっと見る at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take