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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an 記事 a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, または もっと見る rather, a 一覧 of my 上, ページのトップへ 100 お気に入り games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility I ever had has died today.
So, why is it that I am talking about this game in this way. Well, first off, I still think that David Cage is a hack writer and can’t write a good story to save his life. And while the game does grip あなた for the first two acts, the third act of the game takes such a nose dive with bad twists and dumb moments that it becomes a goddamn mess that is hard to not laugh at, like any other David Cage game. It would’ve ruined the game for me if not for a few things that actually interested me. First off, the world of Detroit: Become Human. People like to call this game a Blade Runner rip off and I can see that being the case. But the thing is, I actually really like Blade Runner. It’s my お気に入り sci-fi movie ever. Anything with police または hunter androids hunting other androids always interests me in some way. And this game has it. It also tells あなた a lot about the world thanks to magazines あなた can pick up, with news about how bees are extinct, how androids are replacing セレブ and athletes and how sex with androids is better than with humans. All little touches that あなた wouldn’t find in the game that just make the world seem もっと見る interesting.
Another thing I like about the game is the characters of Connor and Hank. These two characters make this game so much fun to play. Connor’s monotone lack of emotions and Hank who is brimming with android racism and trying his best to deal with Connor’s bullshit make this game so much もっと見る fun and gets a laugh out of me, and a genuine one. Not the awkward ironic laugh that something like Heavy Rain brings me. The voice actors for Connor and Hank are to thank for making these two so likable. Connor’s voice actor was even nominated Best Voice Performance at the awards, and I think that it was well deserved. And the other two stories following Markus and Kara are interesting as well for a few reasons. Markus is as interesting as stale bread, but the idea of an android revolution is fun enough to keep me invested, and Kara’s story to protect Alice is okay and has moments, until the twist and I want to never experience their story ever again. But it manages to have moments.
Finally, we have something that, as much as I give David Cage games shit for their story, it actually manages to one up every other game that has choices. Here choices actually matter. For once, what あなた do actually affects the story in some way. Sure, the story isn’t as amazing または as heartbreaking as Telltale’s The Walking Dead, but no matter what in that game, あなた will always end up at the same outcome each time, just with different characters. With Detroit: Become Human, あなた gotta actually make the right choices, または else characters will die. Even main characters like Connor, Kara, and Markus. They can die at any point, and when they do, あなた will end up missing the rest of their storylines cause they died. It genuinely makes あなた もっと見る considerate of your choices and makes あなた far もっと見る alert when あなた realize that あなた are on a time to make a choice. Okay, David Cage, I’ll give credit where credit is due. あなた actually managed to make me feel human emotions for your characters. あなた get one golf clap.
I give these games shit, but I really do 愛 Detroit: Become Human. It’s no surprise that it is David Cage’s best work, but the fact that a David Cage game of all games was able to make it into the 上, ページのトップへ 100, even if at the very bottom, at least gives it something that other Cage games don’t have (The ability to be enjoyable). So yeah, is it an amazing game. Hell no. Definitely not on the level that everyone and every Gamestop employee gives it. But it’s a great time for what あなた experience and highly worth your time if あなた want a game where choices actually matter.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the ポニー Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to 登録する their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend 虹 Dash. They...
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I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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The graphics are good, but the voice 芝居 could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.
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Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A 月 passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I 発言しました to myself. "Because...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl によって the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her 年 in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The 星, つ星 Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, によって having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are あなた doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy あなた the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do あなた want?
James: Did あなた hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, あなた wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked クリスマス a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated クリスマス the whole クリスマス season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her ハート, 心 was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her ハート, 心 または her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the 一覧 for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made ギター Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired によって the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James カラス was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed によって one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take あなた to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t あなた cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t あなた squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold あなた firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
あなた weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white バン with キャンディー in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of あなた outside the city, あなた better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With あなた assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a 上, ページのトップへ ten お気に入り アニメ list, I should do a 上, ページのトップへ ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst アニメ I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let あなた guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an アニメ that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: あなた know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... ロンドン and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground または in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case あなた couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors あなた need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people あなた wouldn’t want to run into in real life and あなた definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole 一覧 about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, または just 全体, 全体的です douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that あなた feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way または another I find disgusting, immature sex または rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... あなた see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, もっと見る condensed reviews but あなた get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, または didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out によって saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to 愛 & Death Corporated, where our モットー is “You Only Live Once”. What is 愛 & Death Co. あなた ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are あなた familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When あなた die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, あなた could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if あなた are a bad egg, あなた will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the 最近 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 書く behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 登録する the ranks of washed up directors like...
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