Song: link
Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will あなた do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the 秒 half of our show.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The タイトル of this 記事 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 映画 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this クイーン of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: あなた know what あなた should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: あなた are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do あなた want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill あなた if あなた get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is 芝居 strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did あなた see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to 登録する this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, または Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the 次 part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 24: Good Job
One 日 at a school.
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: What the hell are we learning that for?
Double Scoop: Watch your language, and come outside with me.
Outside of the school, Double Scoop set up containers of 食 to be used as the fish.
Saten Twist: *Watching Double Scoop & Sean*
Sean: *Lays down with a fishing pole* Here fishy fishy. Here fishy fishy.
Saten Twist: *Sees Sean* Huh?! Who's that? *Grabs a Gameboy* Let me consult my character finder. *Sean appears on the screen of his gameboy* Sean?!!?! *Runs toward him* I can't believe I get to hang out with the big boss himself!!! *Laughing like an idiot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Has a chalkboard, and 机, デスク set up while wearing glasses*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Concentrating on fishing*
Double Scoop: *Sees Saten Twist. He acts calm at first, but freaks out* こんにちは SATEN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS 魚 SWIM IN SCHOOLS, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CLASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: IF I HERE ONE もっと見る PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M GONNA キャンセル THE LESSON, AND GO FISHING!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook* Oh why? I had him, and I ロスト him! Why didn't someone tell me to use the bait?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Runs to a tree, and karate kicks it* I have to learn to speak up!
Double Scoop: Alright class. *Slams the chalkboard as ランダム letters, and numbers appear forming a math problem* LET'S SEE IF あなた CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!! あなた PROBABLY DON'T KNOW もっと見る THAN A BOX OF BEANS!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Box Of Beans: As a box of beans, I can tell you, the answer is twelve.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone: *Freaking out, and eating beans*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Saten Twist: *Pause*
Sean: Oh によって the way, these beans have クモ, スパイダー webs in them.
Saten Twist: *Vomits, and karate kicks another tree* I'm gonna need to catch up!
Sean: Alright, I'm taking over this class! *Makes another complicated math problem with letters* Whoever can solve this problem will graduate!
Saten Twist: Let's see, ten, carry the four, *Talks too fast, and his voice pitch gets higher*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Saten Twist* WROOOOOOOONG!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Math hurts!!
Double Scoop: *Gets angry* THIS IS THE WORST SCHOOL I'VE EVER BEEN TO, AND I FLUNKED OUT OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: あなた KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!!!!? *Gets surrounded によって smoke, and sparkles while turning back to normal* a football team.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Watch this! *Kicks a rock into outer space*
Audience: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Sean: I can throw too! *Grabs Double Scoop, and throws him far away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I'd like to try out for the football team, but I can't, because I was told to be captain of the cooking team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Wanna try my tuna casserole?
Sean: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Cooking hurts!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: *Walks over to Sean* Let's 移動する on to something else before あなた kill someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Brony of the month, September 2015. The award goes to Candylover246.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Tom: She's a war hero that murdered ドレイク, ドレーク ベル ファン during the ドレイク, ドレーク ベル war that occured on this club.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to take a quick break. We will return with Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 表示する wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid によって your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's 移動する onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
Colors（色） OF THE 虹
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and あなた will tell me whether または not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are あなた sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
ネコ AND イヌ
ミルク
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A テレビ
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take ミルク for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't あなた pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes あなた are. That is why あなた are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is お気に入り Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy 音楽 began to play.
Alex: I'm sure あなた two know who the muppets are. If あなた don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* あなた should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and あなた didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever 発言しました that. Sean, let's see what あなた wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the 上, ページのトップへ of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular 日 at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help あなた pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting もっと見る ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need もっと見る gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once あなた finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one もっと見る paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: こんにちは Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they 発言しました they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank あなた Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see あなた two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came によって to see the ammunition あなた have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told あなた Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want あなた to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the 次 episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ラッパ, バグル, ビューグル poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning あなた Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed によって any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: あなた know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, または terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. あなた don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do あなた want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six 分 later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate あなた two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought あなた 発言しました no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two 分 later, 狐, フォックス ストール, 盗んだ a Voltic, and Kadillack ストール, 盗んだ a Buffalo
klk321: How did あなた do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of あなた guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini ウジ again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him 次 time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? あなた want to kill あなた instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
The bloopers of this episode
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded! Saying he can stay alive during the spring, and summer. He'll melt! He's too stupid to think that he can live in warm climates without melting.
Narrator: Okay, I understand あなた hate Frozen, but あなた gotta follow your script.
Master Sword: F**k the script!
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Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're going to be fish? Cool.
Double Scoop: あなた didn't here me properly.
Director: Cut!
Take 2
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to-
Sean: *Making 魚 faces*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Laughs* Will あなた stop doing that? I have to finish my line!
---
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook. He tries again, but the container falls off the hook again* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Falls on the ground* Fishing hurts!
---
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank あなた Sargent, but-- I forgot my line!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I knew あなた were dumb.
Corporal Agarn: WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
The End
Song: link
Mr. Nut: You'll see me and my フレンズ in action now in The Nut House.
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 8: Going Too Far
Song: link
Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!
Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.
Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* あなた two are very lucky that あなた missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do あなた want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle スープ with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.
Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.
Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a キャンディー shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit によって confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are あなた doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes あなた think I ストール, 盗んだ these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After あなた scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, あなた took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do あなた really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*
Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.
Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight 火災, 火 with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.
Back at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do あなた need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.
Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.
Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do あなた need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank あなた pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give あなた a free ディナー tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a 表, テーブル waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, または Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.
Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. ハート, 心 were having ディナー together.
Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did あなた do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*
Inside the kitchen.
Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & ARROW/アロー with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the キャンディー ショップ where he ストール, 盗んだ the gummy bears*
Ending Theme: link
Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
キャンディー Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one もっと見る minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See あなた later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 次 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head によって her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front によって his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit によって her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, または beaten up によって floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 29, 2017
Song: link
Parker: *Has a black eye as he walks down a sidewalk*
A bus stopped 次 to Parker.
Mr. Nut: Oh this is too rich! *Laughing*
Parker: No! I'm not doing it!!!
Mr. Nut: Okay, Parker doesn't want to recreate the ending to Ferris Bueller's 日 Off, so we're just going to end things here.
Wayne: Come on Parker!
Shayne: Eh, maybe we'll get him to do it 次 time.
Mr. Nut: Thanks for joining us everyone. We will be back on November the 18th. See あなた then.
Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will あなた do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the 秒 half of our show.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The タイトル of this 記事 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 映画 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this クイーン of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: あなた know what あなた should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: あなた are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do あなた want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill あなた if あなた get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is 芝居 strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did あなた see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to 登録する this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, または Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the 次 part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 24: Good Job
One 日 at a school.
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: What the hell are we learning that for?
Double Scoop: Watch your language, and come outside with me.
Outside of the school, Double Scoop set up containers of 食 to be used as the fish.
Saten Twist: *Watching Double Scoop & Sean*
Sean: *Lays down with a fishing pole* Here fishy fishy. Here fishy fishy.
Saten Twist: *Sees Sean* Huh?! Who's that? *Grabs a Gameboy* Let me consult my character finder. *Sean appears on the screen of his gameboy* Sean?!!?! *Runs toward him* I can't believe I get to hang out with the big boss himself!!! *Laughing like an idiot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Has a chalkboard, and 机, デスク set up while wearing glasses*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Concentrating on fishing*
Double Scoop: *Sees Saten Twist. He acts calm at first, but freaks out* こんにちは SATEN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS 魚 SWIM IN SCHOOLS, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CLASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: IF I HERE ONE もっと見る PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M GONNA キャンセル THE LESSON, AND GO FISHING!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook* Oh why? I had him, and I ロスト him! Why didn't someone tell me to use the bait?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Runs to a tree, and karate kicks it* I have to learn to speak up!
Double Scoop: Alright class. *Slams the chalkboard as ランダム letters, and numbers appear forming a math problem* LET'S SEE IF あなた CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!! あなた PROBABLY DON'T KNOW もっと見る THAN A BOX OF BEANS!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Box Of Beans: As a box of beans, I can tell you, the answer is twelve.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone: *Freaking out, and eating beans*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Saten Twist: *Pause*
Sean: Oh によって the way, these beans have クモ, スパイダー webs in them.
Saten Twist: *Vomits, and karate kicks another tree* I'm gonna need to catch up!
Sean: Alright, I'm taking over this class! *Makes another complicated math problem with letters* Whoever can solve this problem will graduate!
Saten Twist: Let's see, ten, carry the four, *Talks too fast, and his voice pitch gets higher*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Saten Twist* WROOOOOOOONG!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Math hurts!!
Double Scoop: *Gets angry* THIS IS THE WORST SCHOOL I'VE EVER BEEN TO, AND I FLUNKED OUT OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: あなた KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!!!!? *Gets surrounded によって smoke, and sparkles while turning back to normal* a football team.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Watch this! *Kicks a rock into outer space*
Audience: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Sean: I can throw too! *Grabs Double Scoop, and throws him far away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I'd like to try out for the football team, but I can't, because I was told to be captain of the cooking team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Wanna try my tuna casserole?
Sean: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Cooking hurts!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: *Walks over to Sean* Let's 移動する on to something else before あなた kill someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Brony of the month, September 2015. The award goes to Candylover246.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Tom: She's a war hero that murdered ドレイク, ドレーク ベル ファン during the ドレイク, ドレーク ベル war that occured on this club.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to take a quick break. We will return with Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 表示する wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid によって your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's 移動する onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
Colors（色） OF THE 虹
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and あなた will tell me whether または not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are あなた sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
ネコ AND イヌ
ミルク
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A テレビ
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take ミルク for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't あなた pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes あなた are. That is why あなた are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is お気に入り Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy 音楽 began to play.
Alex: I'm sure あなた two know who the muppets are. If あなた don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* あなた should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and あなた didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever 発言しました that. Sean, let's see what あなた wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the 上, ページのトップへ of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular 日 at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help あなた pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting もっと見る ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need もっと見る gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once あなた finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one もっと見る paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: こんにちは Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they 発言しました they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank あなた Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see あなた two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came によって to see the ammunition あなた have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told あなた Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want あなた to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the 次 episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ラッパ, バグル, ビューグル poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning あなた Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed によって any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: あなた know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, または terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. あなた don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do あなた want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six 分 later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate あなた two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought あなた 発言しました no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two 分 later, 狐, フォックス ストール, 盗んだ a Voltic, and Kadillack ストール, 盗んだ a Buffalo
klk321: How did あなた do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of あなた guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini ウジ again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him 次 time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? あなた want to kill あなた instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
The bloopers of this episode
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded! Saying he can stay alive during the spring, and summer. He'll melt! He's too stupid to think that he can live in warm climates without melting.
Narrator: Okay, I understand あなた hate Frozen, but あなた gotta follow your script.
Master Sword: F**k the script!
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Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're going to be fish? Cool.
Double Scoop: あなた didn't here me properly.
Director: Cut!
Take 2
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to-
Sean: *Making 魚 faces*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Laughs* Will あなた stop doing that? I have to finish my line!
---
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook. He tries again, but the container falls off the hook again* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Falls on the ground* Fishing hurts!
---
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank あなた Sargent, but-- I forgot my line!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I knew あなた were dumb.
Corporal Agarn: WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
The End
Song: link
Mr. Nut: You'll see me and my フレンズ in action now in The Nut House.
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 8: Going Too Far
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Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!
Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.
Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* あなた two are very lucky that あなた missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do あなた want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle スープ with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.
Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.
Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a キャンディー shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit によって confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are あなた doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes あなた think I ストール, 盗んだ these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After あなた scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, あなた took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do あなた really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*
Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.
Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight 火災, 火 with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.
Back at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do あなた need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.
Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.
Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do あなた need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank あなた pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give あなた a free ディナー tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a 表, テーブル waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, または Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.
Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. ハート, 心 were having ディナー together.
Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did あなた do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*
Inside the kitchen.
Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & ARROW/アロー with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the キャンディー ショップ where he ストール, 盗んだ the gummy bears*
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Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
キャンディー Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one もっと見る minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See あなた later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 次 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head によって her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front によって his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit によって her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, または beaten up によって floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 29, 2017
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Parker: *Has a black eye as he walks down a sidewalk*
A bus stopped 次 to Parker.
Mr. Nut: Oh this is too rich! *Laughing*
Parker: No! I'm not doing it!!!
Mr. Nut: Okay, Parker doesn't want to recreate the ending to Ferris Bueller's 日 Off, so we're just going to end things here.
Wayne: Come on Parker!
Shayne: Eh, maybe we'll get him to do it 次 time.
Mr. Nut: Thanks for joining us everyone. We will be back on November the 18th. See あなた then.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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Yep, it’s that time again. The time when I look at video games and discuss with あなた all the psychotic killers that come from them. Why? Because reasons. I swear, I should have just made a 上, ページのトップへ fifty, because I wouldn’t be surprised if there were fifty murderers in video games. Oh well. Here is another 一覧 of them. As always, only one killer per franchise and only from games that I have played. Also spoilers for Deadly Premonition, A 狼, オオカミ Among Us, L.A. Noire, and Ace Attorney: Justice For All. With all that said, let’s start the list.
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Let’s just forget...
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#10: Naughty from Naughty Bear
Let’s just forget...
#90: Another
Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an アニメ that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this 質問 with アニメ fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The アニメ is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored によって the class. But then, students in the...
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Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an アニメ that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this 質問 with アニメ fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The アニメ is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored によって the class. But then, students in the...
Well, we’ve gone far enough with talking about the Halo franchise on this list. As sad as it is to say, we’ve come to the final entry for the Halo franchise on this list, but I have saved the best (Debatable) for last. Having played the first two games, I was もっと見る than excited to see what Halo 3 would do. And it blew me away (Get it? Cause Halo 2 had Breaking Benjami- Okay)
So Halo 3 follows, who else, Master Chief, as he, and now the Elites, face off what remains of the Covenant, all while Master Chief has to deal with being separated from Cortana, his partner from the 前 two...
