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Okay, so after the last game, I needed to cool down and play a much better game. That last one got a little heated, but thankfully, I can try out something that may calm me down and be a joy to play. So, with that all 発言しました and done, let us play through a バッタ Manufacture game. バッタ made a lot of underrated titles, such as Killer 7, Shadows of the Damned, and the great Wii franchise, No もっと見る Heroes. So, naturally, I really enjoy seeing their name on anything. With that being said, I can’t wait to talk about today’s game, Killer is Dead



~Story~

Killer is Dead was made some time after Killer7 and No もっと見る Heroes. Inspired によって James Bond movies, Suda51 wanted to make a もっと見る dark and mature game, unlike the cheerful Lollipop Chainsaw that was released around the same time. When the game came out, critics in America were very critical of it, claiming it to be confusing and not as refined as other Suda51 games. Is it as bad as others make it out to be? Well, considering Kane and Lynch 2 got 8/10s, I don’t really care. So, let us start. Killer is Dead takes place in a world where lunar technology and moon tours are a thing. So, basically, this is like Catherine, in a sense. The main character, Mondo Zappa, a man with a katana and a robotic arm who is an assassin (Because Suda has never had those characters before). Well, he’s referred to as an Executioner, really. He takes jobs によって the government from clients to take out Wires, creatures created from a virus on the moon that turns them into different abominations. While he is doing hits, he meets a man named David, who seems to know Mondo and wishes to become king of earth from his mansion on the Moon… I hope that あなた got all that, because the story spirals into insanity from there. David is just kinda hanging out elsewhere from that point, and the rest is Mondo taking hit jobs from bizarre clients, with his hits involving a yakuza with a tiger inside of him, a giant robot who is the president of a 音楽 industry, a gentlemanly vampire, a giant alien monster, an evil train with a human face inside named Thomas, and a hipster woman that haunts people dreams and in between missions, Mondo must seduce women in order to upgrade his arm cannon… Yes, that is what we are going for. Now, critics have 発言しました that the story makes no sense… And I can see what they mean. I know Suda51 isn’t one to write stories and they can be pretty crazy, but No もっと見る Heroes, while crazy, had some limitations to it and was actually a really good story. Killer is Dead is just pure chaos. I haven’t played Killer7 so I don’t know how that one’s story is, so I can’t compare it to Killer is Dead, but Killer is Dead is pretty crazy on it’s own. But, does that stop the game from being fun?



~Gameplay~

Despite the insanity of the story, Killer is Dead is a pretty fun hack n スラッシュ game. Throughout the game, your goal is to make your way through each crazy level and kill every enemy in your way. あなた can beat them violently with your fists, スラッシュ through them with your sword, and turn your arm into either a rapid 火災, 火 gun または a giant drill and kill them ease. It can prove to be quite fun to go through levels and feel like such a badass. The Wires come in different forms, from just the 大砲, キャノン fodder ones to giant, heavy ones and fast, agile ones. あなた will always need to change up your style for when あなた fight them, and every time, it is just so much fun. The level デザイン in this game is something I really love. Sure, I could be focusing on the insane fight in front of me, but I just want to look at these levels. あなた got a mansion (Remember, on the Moon), a crazy dream-like house with disoriented stairs and crazy puzzles, a giant tower that is falling apart, a Japanese oriented garden, and much もっと見る that are just fun to look at. I am really glad that バッタ stuck with the cel shading that they used for No もっと見る Heroes. あなた can have your games look realistic like GTA, but in a few years, those don’t always hold up. Compare cel shaded games from the past to other games around the same time that tried to look realistic. Halo: Combat Evolved looked good back then, but now… ugh. But, other games on the same console, like Jet Set Radio Future, just look amazing, even to this day, just because of the art style. And Killer is Dead certainly isn’t an exception.



Another thing I loved about Killer is Dead are the bosses. I have played through the game at least three times, and can’t think of a boss I didn’t like. No もっと見る Heroes, while I still 愛 it, did have a few bosses that were… Not good. But Killer is Dead all has great bosses, but very challenging ones. And the bosses can get pretty disturbing at some points. Seeing the first boss, Alice, turn into a giant insect as her body breaks to form this new body was disturbing. Also, Thomas growing a human face wasn’t that easy to watch. But, for a game that can get disturbing, it can have some funny moments, and I can respect it for having a sort of style, while some may find it jarring. Oh, and Mika is there………. Ugh. I don’t like Mika, okay? She’s annoying, and not useful in the slightest. In fact, I think she did もっと見る harm than good. She is the worst part of this game in my eyes. Okay, with that out of the way, everyone else is very enjoyable. Mondo is a very deep character. Not Travis deep, but can be very emotional for a guy with one facial expression. But when he wants to be, he can be the smoothest guy around, as shown through the dating mini-games.



In this game, あなた need to do mini-games to unlock new weapons, and a lot of people didn’t like it, for reasons I will get to later. あなた need to do what あなた can to seduce the girls によって staring at them, when they aren’t looking, and give them gifts when necessary. If あなた are successful, あなた will get closer to that weapon. あなた can go for the Brazilian girl, a geisha, a vampire lady, または a nurse, but あなた need to do challenge modes, not Gigolo missions. Now, this game got some controversy for these missions, deeming them as sexist and offensive material. They even stated that Catherine did a better job at this (A lot of Catherine in this article). But I think that it wasn’t that bad. I can see what they were going for, but hey, this game can have some great women in it. Like Vivienne, and……. Well, Mika sure as hell isn’t there. But aside from Gigolo missions, あなた can also do other missions, which I found to be very difficult. No joke, I was having an already bad 日 and when I kept losing at one side mission, I slammed my controller on the ground and cracked it open. It still works, but now it feels weird to hold it. That was very dumb of me, I will admit. But hey, at least the game has tons of variety going for it, so that’s a plus. And lot’s of replay value, if あなた want to 100% it.



~Ending~

~SPOILERS AHEAD~

Okay, so aside from most of the insanity, after Mondo kills the dream woman,Dolly, he finds that he does in fact know David, and it turns out that David is actually Mondo’s brother and that he ロスト his arm because David tried to kill him, and at the beginning of the game, David was the character あなた play as. Let me explain. In the first mission, あなた play as a mysterious figure who saves Mika. It was thought to be Mondo, but was actually David, and he saved Mika so he could use her to spy on Mondo, back when he worked for the same organization that Mondo works for. However, for every Wire Mondo kills, he absorbs their energy, called Dark Matter, and slowly becomes もっと見る and もっと見る corrupted. Mondo decides to head to the Moon to kill David. And this is an awesome fight. The first fight with David was actually pretty intense, and showed how challenging he was. But now, he is in a three phase fight. The first is just like last time, but the 秒 has Mondo and David fully absorb the Dark Matter and become their Super-Wired selves. After which, they both are dressed in their usual assassin attire and fight on the surface of the Moon. This is an insane fight and I 愛 it. I’m a real sucker for rival battles. It’s no Travis Vs. Henry または Dante Vs. Virgil, but it’s still good on it’s own terms.Oh, and it’s playing a remix of Beethoven's No.9 Symphony, 4th Movement, and it is amazing If Suda51 knows one thing, it’s how to make final bosses…. Most of the time…. Some of the time……. Two times. After David is killed, but Mondo is infected with the Dark Matter, and instead, becomes the new villain, and rebuilds David’s castle, and… that’s it… I thought I got the bad ending, but no, that is how the game ends. I mean, I’m sure it’s poetic in some way, but I don’t see it. Well, that was… not that great an ending, but at least is wasn’t Kane and Lynch 2. Sorry, I’m still angry over that.



~Legacy~

Killer is Dead is not a game that was respected all that well. It was seen as either being too confusing または was just not that great. It also didn’t help that it got seen as sexist によって some people. But, it did manage to come out, which I think is good enough really. Also, によって some miracle, when I bought this game online, I ended up getting the Collector’s Edition of the game. It came in a fancy box, and included the game’s soundtrack and an art book for it. Needless to say, I was surprised, because I only paid five dollars for just the game. I wanted to pay もっと見る for a game like this, and with all that stuff inside of it. But, hey, I’m not complaining.

~Verdict~

Critics did not care much for Killer is Dead, which is a damn crime, if あなた ask me. They’ll call Kane and Lynch 2 a great game, but will ignore Killer is Dead just because of a few insane plots and gameplay that, yes, isn’t as good as other Suda games, but still good on its own. I think that people had too much expectations of this game, because of No もっと見る Heroes, but I think, if あなた ignore that fact, Killer is Dead is a great game. The story can be confusing, yes, and the Gigolo Missions can get exhausting after a while, sure, and Mika is a piece of flaming gutter trash, no doubt about that, but I still enjoyed this game. If this is Suda’s lowest game, then I’d say his track record is pretty good. So, with that being said, Killer is Dead gets my Excavation Worthy, just short of getting a Hidden Gem. Goodbye.
When it comes to video games, there are always first bosses, which come near the beginning of the game to be a starting challenge for the player to help them see how the game is going to play out. Usually, they are very easy and can be forgotten about within a few hours of gameplay. But, once in awhile, あなた get that first boss that is one of the best bosses in the entire game. These first bosses offer もっと見る of a challenge to the player and feel like a later boss than the first boss. So, today, I wish to share with あなた all the ten first bosses that I found to be the most fun. First, the rules....
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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...
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Parker: It's warmer!
Kevin: Not によって much.
Parker: *Jumps into his swimming pool*
Snowflake: Can we start the show? I got the lineup ready.
Kevin: Yes Miss. Hostess. あなた may start.
Jerry: What's the lineup?
Snowflake: Down below.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails: Bak2Bak

8:30 PM

Under The Arch With Tom Foolery

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson,...
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Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad あなた had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for あなた to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin*...
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Okay, so, originally, again, I was gonna talk about a different movie, but instead, によって chance, I happened to watch this movie instead and when I realized it too was a cult film, I decided to watch this… I’m bad at keeping with my already made list. But that’s beside the point. Let’s talk about true terror. The 90s. Bucket hats, Limp Bizkit, and a slew of horror 映画 upsetting the public because of the dangers to kids または something. And one such film was the 90s time capsule itself, 1999’s Idle Hands. Was this a film that was a victim of circumstance または did it deserve it’s low critical...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the クイーン of sarcasm, あなた don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 年 old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can あなた get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are 赤ちゃん ugly at first?
"How about you...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can あなた believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼, オオカミ Among Us 2 または No もっと見る ヒーローズ 3? So after being disappointed によって Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created によって the lovely team at Activision,...
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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...
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Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told あなた to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, あなた may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but あなた just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he...
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Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her friends...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes あなた is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the 秒 world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading ホーム in an 時 after a long 日 of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: Or...
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Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the 音楽 and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work...
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Thomas: *Puffs out of his sheds* Ah, nice to be back from vacation.
People: *Getting pictures of Thomas*
Thomas: *Smiling* Well, time to work on my branchline. Before I leave however, I got our schedule for tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Adventures of Thomas & Friends
The Nut House

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage...
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Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the ランダム club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...
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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better 安全, 安全です than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....
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KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be 発言しました about the band キッス that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, キッス was crazy 人気 and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...
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I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii ショップ Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final ファンタジー VI, または three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final ファンタジー VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...
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*The Senator laughed a vicious laugh, standing atop the precipice of his large tower. The Senator turned his face to the Knights of Right, the large group of superheroes that gathered to stop the hero, lead によって the two greatest ヒーローズ of them all. The cybernetic billionaire with a body of iron and wires, but a ハート, 心 of gold, White Dragon, and the champion of humanity from an alien planet, Mr. Marvelous. The Senator laughed once もっと見る as he stared down at the heroes, crossing his arms. His large masculine figure shown through his dark black suit and red tie. He stared at the two ヒーローズ and shouted,...
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