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Song: link
虹 Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our ファン squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with 虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of 虹 Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of 虹 Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep あなた waiting.
Fluttershy: Were あなた masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named 写真 Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her フレンズ at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the 年 1967. It was a beautiful 日 in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the 通り, ストリート between many cars* Yo good morning to all of あなた motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on 上, ページのトップへ of a yellow Mustang* あなた better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black ポニー in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. あなた gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do あなた like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are あなた talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has 虹 Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, あなた got 虹 Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her フレンズ got their sexy marks changed as well. 虹 Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and アップルジャック, applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from 星, つ星 Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading 星, つ星 Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: あなた SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get 虹 Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
虹 Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, あなた seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes 虹 Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
虹 Dash: Thank あなた Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. あなた know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to 移動する around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
虹 Dash: What are あなた talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
虹 Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
もっと見る Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the 表示する itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my フレンズ man! If there's a 表示する that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
虹 Dash: *Standing 次 to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is 次 to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank あなた notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
虹 Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some 記事 from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
虹 Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one もっと見る thing about this series あなた should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope あなた enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told あなた to!
虹 Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No もっと見る Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did あなた forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of 虹 Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at 虹 Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't あなた be フレンズ with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're フレンズ with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your 次 plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why あなた never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: あなた told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating 虹 Dash, によって using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
虹 Dash: あなた ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
虹 Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
虹 Dash: 火災, 火 away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: あなた can't fight anypony with a gun if あなた can't dodge the bullets.
虹 Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
虹 Dash: What do あなた want?
Discord: To kill you.
虹 Dash: Oh no あなた don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
虹 Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
虹 Dash: She just 発言しました my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that あなた got rid of my gun. あなた know what I'm gonna do now?
虹 Dash: What?
Discord was about to パンチ her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
虹 Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
虹 Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* あなた failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
虹 Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told あなた to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at 虹 Dash* She's dead.
虹 Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no あなた don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are あなた alright?
虹 Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
虹 Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge あなた to a wrestling match!
虹 Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope あなた 登録する us for the 秒 half of our show.
Song: link
虹 Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our ファン squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with 虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of 虹 Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of 虹 Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep あなた waiting.
Fluttershy: Were あなた masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named 写真 Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her フレンズ at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the 年 1967. It was a beautiful 日 in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the 通り, ストリート between many cars* Yo good morning to all of あなた motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on 上, ページのトップへ of a yellow Mustang* あなた better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black ポニー in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. あなた gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do あなた like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are あなた talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has 虹 Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, あなた got 虹 Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her フレンズ got their sexy marks changed as well. 虹 Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and アップルジャック, applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from 星, つ星 Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading 星, つ星 Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: あなた SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get 虹 Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
虹 Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, あなた seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes 虹 Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
虹 Dash: Thank あなた Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. あなた know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to 移動する around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
虹 Dash: What are あなた talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
虹 Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
もっと見る Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the 表示する itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my フレンズ man! If there's a 表示する that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
虹 Dash: *Standing 次 to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is 次 to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank あなた notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
虹 Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some 記事 from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
虹 Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one もっと見る thing about this series あなた should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope あなた enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told あなた to!
虹 Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No もっと見る Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did あなた forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of 虹 Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at 虹 Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't あなた be フレンズ with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're フレンズ with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your 次 plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why あなた never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: あなた told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating 虹 Dash, によって using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
虹 Dash: あなた ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
虹 Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
虹 Dash: 火災, 火 away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: あなた can't fight anypony with a gun if あなた can't dodge the bullets.
虹 Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
虹 Dash: What do あなた want?
Discord: To kill you.
虹 Dash: Oh no あなた don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
虹 Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
虹 Dash: She just 発言しました my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that あなた got rid of my gun. あなた know what I'm gonna do now?
虹 Dash: What?
Discord was about to パンチ her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
虹 Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
虹 Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* あなた failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
虹 Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told あなた to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at 虹 Dash* She's dead.
虹 Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no あなた don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are あなた alright?
虹 Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
虹 Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge あなた to a wrestling match!
虹 Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
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