Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013
Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy
Lyra Heartstrings..............................Miss. Moneybit
Fenix Lighter & Everypony else as theirselves
Now, lets start this! in Canterlot
Celestia: We have ロスト one of M.I.6's greatest spies, Rareesa Dicaprio. She was married to Con Mane, shortly before her death.
soldiers: *aim rifles in air*
Con: If only my horn wasn't shot, I would have saved her.
P: I understand, but we gotta head back to base.
Moneybit: I'm sure you'll find another special somepony.
Con: I think I already have.
Celestia: Fire!
soldiers: *fire rifles*
Back at C.I.E headquarters
Con: We just got back, and now あなた want me to go to Las Pegasus?
P: Two assassins are killing ランダム ponies for no reason, but here's the worst part.
Con: They take drugs?
P: NO! They're lesbians.
Con: Well that's the only thing worse then taking drugs.
P: And there's a possibility that they work for Discord.
Con: Really? I thought I've seen the last of that monster.
P: Nope.
Con: How did he survive a fall from a cable car anyway?
P: He didn't. Shortly after he hit the ground one of his soldiers brought him back to life.
Con: And that soldier must be a unicorn.
P: Umm, actually he isn't. He's an alicorn.
Con: Oh gr8!
P: S has some stuff for あなた to take on your mission.
Con: Ten 4.
Moneybit: Do あなた take everything as a joke?
Con: Why do あなた say that?
Moneybit: The way あなた were saying "Ten 4", and I heard あなた saying that レズビアン were the only thing worse then taking drugs.
Con: Well they are!
Moneybit: What if I was a lesbian?
Con: You're not.
Moneybit: What if I was a lesbian?
Con: Who would あなた be dating?
Moneybit: Bonbon.
Con: Ok, I don't see a problem with that. Bye.
2 B continued....
Not really. Con met S in his work area.
S: Con, just in time!
Con: For what?
S: The break up of Flimflam.
Con: What? They were good at making cars, why'd they break up?
S: They were too good, and were forced to break up. Now it's Flam, which just bought Lunicorn, and made it it's own subsidiary, while Flim became a part of PM. Here is one of their cars.
Con: What is it?
S: A Flim Special, and this time the 銃 are at the side of the doors.
Con: Interesting.
S: It will also lean on any side あなた wish.
Con: Really? What else?
S: Turbo boost.
Con: So this is technically the very first car to have turbo boost.
S: Yes. This car is all I can give あなた on such short notice, but it has your gun in it.
Con: Nambu または 1911?
S: Nambu.
Con: Good, I've been starting to like that gun.
Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.
Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.
So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*
Cop 2: He passed us!
Cop 1: Ten 4, I'm still on him.
Con: *goes into alleyway*
Cop 1: *follows*
Whataspy: This isn't a good idea. The alleyway will get too narrow.
And to make things worse, a ramp was in the way
Con: Lean over *goes past ramp*
Cop 1: *flips over car*
Whataspy: D:
Con: *gets out of alleyway* あなた were saying?
Whataspy: How did your car do that?
Con: That depends, what job do あなた have?
Whataspy: I work for the FBI
Con: Alright, I work for the C.I.E, my quartermaster gave me this car.
Whataspy: Who is your leader?
Con: P, do あなた know her?
Whataspy: I know her.
Con: Ok. Who were those ponies chasing after you?
Whataspy: They work for someone named Ernst.
Con: Ernst Staverald Discord?
Whataspy: Um, yeah.
Con: That's odd. I have to stop somepony assassinating others that work for Discord, but their names are Miss. Filly, and Miss. Silver.
Whataspy: Oh those lesbians?
Con: Yeah. Maybe I could help あなた with what you're doing, and vice versa.
Whataspy: I would like that.
So they teamed up.
Con had to follow those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car since they saw his Special.
Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.
The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it
Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if あなた can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an indoor pool?!
Bambi: I told あなた so.
Both mares went running to where Con was.
Con: *grabs gun*
mares: *run at him*
Con: *shoots Bambi*
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: *drops gun*
Bambi: *grabs lamp*
Fenix: Where does she live?
Whataspy: I don't know, but Con is dealing with them.
Fenix: Con Mane? We gotta hurry now!
germans: *run*
Bambi: *hits con with lamp*
Con: *falls on floor*
Bambi & Thumper: *throw him into pool*
Con: Wwhhooaaa
Bambi & Thumper: *jump in*
Con: *swimming*
Bambi & Thumper: *drown Con*
Con: *comes up out of water*
Fenix: *runs in*
Con: *drowns mares*
And as soon as the two were being drowned Fenix got closer with other ponies carrying guns.
Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Where's Bambi & Thumper?
Con: Right here *pulls them out of water*
Fenix: あなた two are underarrest for murder.
Bambi: Oh great!
Fenix: Thanks for your help Con.
Con: NP, but who sent you?
Fenix: Whataspy. Now she's heading toward Discord's base.
Con: I have to get there now!
Bambi & Thumper got arrested, so Con & Whataspy continued, in Con's car again.
Con: Where is Discord's base?
Whataspy: On a oil rig west of here.
Cop 4: Hey, it's that car we've been chasing yesterday!
Cop 1: Let's get it!
Con: Cops, great!
Whataspy: Keep driving. *grabs gun*
Con: WHAT ARE あなた DOING?!
Whataspy: *shoots cops*
Cop 1: We need もっと見る officers, pronto!
Con: I got an idea *hits self destruct button*
Whataspy: What's that for?
Con: Trust me. *teleports away*
Cop 1: There it is.
Cop 4: They're gone. Set up a parking boot.
But the car blew up. Con & Whataspy however, were in a worse situation.
astronaut: Get out of that moon buggy!
Con: I teleported with magic. How was I supposed to know I'd land in a moon buggy?
FBI pony: Whataspy? What's going on?
Whataspy: I was trying to stop him.
Con: No! We were going after Discord, and got here によって mistake!
FBI pony: A likely story, you're both underarrest!
Con: No were not! *drives away*
FBI pony: All units, Whataspy has betrayed us. She's with another ポニー that just ストール, 盗んだ a moonbuggy. Permission to shoot on sight!
NASA ponies: *chasing after Con*
Con: あなた still got my gun?
Whataspy: Yup *shoots tires of FBI's car*
FBI pony14: *spins out into sand dune*
Con: Now we just gotta get to that oil rig!
And with もっと見る magic, they did.
korean pony72: We have intruders!
Con: *kills korean* Never mind! It's arr crear!
Whataspy: What are あなた doing?
Con: Talking like a korean would.
Discord: tsk tsk, If there is one thing I hate, it's a racist pony.
Con: Then あなた know why あなた should not have koreans.
Discord: They mean business unlike you.
Con: If they mean business, can they do this? *teleports to other side of rig*
Discord: They could kill あなた from here!
Con: Then I can kill あなた from here *grabs gun*
Discord: *jumps into air*
Con: *pulls trigger* Crap! I have to reload.
Discord: *hits Con*
Whataspy: Nno! *slaps Discord*
Discord: *hits Whataspy* Miss. Filly, Miss. Silver! Over here now!
Miss Filly: What is it? We were just about to make out.
Discord: God, I hate you, uhh take these two to the train. I'll meet あなた there.
Con: The train?
Discord: Amtrak's finest. You'll be going from San Fransiccolt to St. Foalis.
Con: I've never heard of Amtrak.
Discord: They started operations about a week ago, and everypony prefers to ride their trains, instead of any of the others.
Miss. Silver: Every passenger car is a double decker
Con: Great. Sounds like my kind of train.
Miss. Filly: And were looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to doing a threesome with another mare.
Whataspy: Oh.. My.. *shakes nervously*
Miss. Filly: Don't be scared, it'll only take about 10 minutes.
Whataspy: Yeah, I don't go that way.
Miss. Silver: You're not a lesbian?
Whataspy: No!
Discord: Oh for the 愛 of celestia! Just get them on the train!!
40 分 later, they arrived.
The train left San Franciscolt, with Con, and his enemies on board.
Whataspy: How do we get out of here?
Discord: あなた can't. If あなた use magic, I'll kill あなた before あなた escape.
Con: What if the magic isn't for escaping?
Miss. Filly: What's that supposed to mean?
Miss: Silver: Yeah. *grabs Whataspy*
Whataspy: I told あなた I don't like lesbians. And you're both Fillies!
Con: This is too much.
Discord: Don't die yet. Wait until I get あなた to St. Foalis.
Con: NO *hits Discord*
Miss. Silver: ooh. They're gonna go all the way.
Discord: *grabs gun*
Con: *grabs gun* Does this look like going all the way?!
Miss. Silver: Hhmmmm.
Miss. Filly: Take off your clothes, and do it.
Whataspy: あなた two, need to shut up.
Discord: *shoots toward Whataspy*
Con: Sorry!
Whataspy: Con! *kicks Discord*
Con: *kills Discord* Come on!
Miss. Silver: Hey! That's our mare!
Con: Nope, she's mine! *teleports off train*
Miss. Filly: What do we do now?
Miss. Silver: Trick them.
Con & Whataspy were on a luxury cruise liner heading across the pacific.
Whataspy: I thought we'd be dead.
Con: With me, not a chance.
waitress: Here あなた are あなた two. *activates bomb*
Whataspy: Ooh, Spareribs.
Miss. Filly: On fire! *lights spare ribs*
Miss. Silver: We tricked you!
Con: *stabs Miss. Silver with fiery ribs*
Whataspy: *throws her off boat*
Miss. Filly: Oh, my girlfriend. you're strong.
Con: *breaks Miss. Filly's neck*
Whataspy: Good thing they're dead.
Con: Yeah, the same with Discord. Hopefully he doesn't come back to life again.
And so, the two ponies continued riding the ボート toward the sunset. Relaxing, and probably playing shuffleboard against some crazy old ponies.
The End
Con Mane will return in The Mare With The Golden Gun.
プレビュー time
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SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of ファン Fiction
Copyright - September 12, 2016
Sean: *Going 75 miles an 時 with seven coaches*
Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.
Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with Austin*
Jazlin: *Going 80 miles an 時 with five coaches. She passes Andrew*
Andrew: *Waiting in a siding for Jazlin to pass*
Edward: *Switching freight cars in the yard*
Mike: *Leaving the yard with 40 freight cars*
Kenny: *Crossing a bridge that goes over a lake*
Jeff: *Departs the train yard with Bryce, pulling 35 freight cars*
Robert: *Passes the Hunterdon Freight Depot with five freight cars*
Jack: *Passes Robert with four freight cars*
Brandon: *Passes Nova Station with a freight train*
Ian: *Stops at Nova Station, watching Brandon pass*
Brandon: *Passes Grayback*
Grayback: *Waiting for Brandon to pass him with the entire train*
Sean: *Stops at Belette Station*
Passengers: *Clapping as Sean arrives*
Danielle: *Slips with her passenger train, leaving Hunterdon Station*
Mily: *Backs up to her train at Mossberg Harbor*
Brenna: *Pushing a passenger train up a hill*
Juliette: *Pulling the passenger train, angrily looking at Brenna*
Jesse: *Pulling freight cars with Jerry, passing through Mirage Station*
Tito & Tony: *Stopping at Eastwood Depot with autoracks*
Sean & Marisa: *Next to each other at Impala Station*
Elmo: *Crossing the lake on a bridge*
Alyssa: *Stops at Mossberg Station, watching Sharon pass with her passenger train*
Grayback: *Stops at a station in an airport*
Zoe: *Slipping, not able to pull six passenger cars out of Eastwood Station*
Jazlin & Mily: *On a double header freight train, also slipping in Mossberg Harbor*
Jesse: *Slowly leaving the yards with Shayne, and Andrew, the three of them pulling a big freight train*
Panzer: *Staring at the Pacific ocean as he pulls his freight train*
The rest of this montage takes place at night.
Ian: *Pulling seven passenger cars*
Sean: *Passing a snowman as he pulls eight passenger cars*
Grayback: *Rings his bell, leaving Freight Depot 3 with six boxcars*
Lucy: *Backing into the yard as the sun rises*
Jeff & Bryce: *Going 65 with 40 freight cars in tow*
Except for this scene. This takes place at 1 PM.
Sammi: *Going 80 miles an 時 with 11 passenger cars, making a lot of steam as she passes a snowy landscape*
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1960 - 2015
Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*
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Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also be the stolen car we're looking for.
Cop 4: *Drives after Karl*
The police turned on their sirens, but Karl was still asleep.
Karl: *Turns left, then right*
Pony: *In a station wagon, swerves to prevent herself from hitting Karl*
Cop 4: *Stops. The station wagon is blocking their path*
Karl: *Turns left into a parking garage*
Ponies: *Staring at Karl*
ポニー 4: He's asleep.
Karl: *Leans on the horn, but that still doesn't wake him up. He lifts his head up, leans it on the window to his left, then turns right to go up*
ポニー 7: *In another car, about to 移動する フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして until she sees Karl*
Karl: *Turns around, and starts to drive out of the parking garage*
Ponies: Look, he's coming back.
Karl: *Turns left after exiting the parking garage*
Garbage Ponies: *Accidentally spill garbage on the road*
Karl: *Swerves left to avoid the garbage, then gets on the right side of the road*
A corvette was slowing down in front of him to stop at a intersection.
Karl: *Passes the Corvette*
Ponies: *Stop to avoid hitting Karl*
Karl: *Slowly opening his eyes, but closes them again staying asleep. He starts going up a hill*
ポニー 18: *Driving a truck towing a flat trailer carrying boxes that contain air conditioners*
Karl: *Having a dream, and honks the horn twice* Get outta the way, and learn how to drive.
ポニー 18: *Hears Karl honking his horn, and moves out of the way*
Karl: *Passes the truck, then goes downhill*
Police Pony: *Sees Karl pass him* That guy's asleep behind the wheel! *Follows him, and turns on his siren*
Karl: *Goes into a racing stadium*
Racing Ponies: *Racing around a figure 8. They are on the 100th lap, and won't stop until they hit 300 laps, または when all cars are destroyed*
Racing ポニー 53: *Crashes into another car, and drives off the track*
Racing ポニー 0593: *Pushes another racer off the track*
Karl: *Drives his car onto the track, and passes a few race cars*
Racers: *Crash into each other to avoid hitting Karl's car*
Another race car crashed into the wall, making this noise for five seconds: link
Karl: *Drives around the track, then turns off, and heads for the exit*
Police Pony: *Waiting for Karl at the entrance*
Karl: *Passes the police pony. The left front tire hits a rock, and the car is close to flipping over, but leans all of the way to the right*
Police Pony: *Staring at Karl, and continues to chase him*
Karl: *Having another dream as he goes up the 丘, ヒル again* No Leslie, あなた can't drive. I'm better at it then あなた are.
ポニー 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
ポニー 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up* Where am I? What happened? *Stops*
Pony: Sir, are あなた okay?!
Karl: Yeah, where am I?
Pony: Bakersfield. Are あなた sure you're okay?!
Karl: Yeah, thanks, you've been a real help. *Drives away*
ポニー 35: What was that all about?
Pony: *Shrugs*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy
Lyra Heartstrings..............................Miss. Moneybit
Fenix Lighter & Everypony else as theirselves
Now, lets start this! in Canterlot
Celestia: We have ロスト one of M.I.6's greatest spies, Rareesa Dicaprio. She was married to Con Mane, shortly before her death.
soldiers: *aim rifles in air*
Con: If only my horn wasn't shot, I would have saved her.
P: I understand, but we gotta head back to base.
Moneybit: I'm sure you'll find another special somepony.
Con: I think I already have.
Celestia: Fire!
soldiers: *fire rifles*
Back at C.I.E headquarters
Con: We just got back, and now あなた want me to go to Las Pegasus?
P: Two assassins are killing ランダム ponies for no reason, but here's the worst part.
Con: They take drugs?
P: NO! They're lesbians.
Con: Well that's the only thing worse then taking drugs.
P: And there's a possibility that they work for Discord.
Con: Really? I thought I've seen the last of that monster.
P: Nope.
Con: How did he survive a fall from a cable car anyway?
P: He didn't. Shortly after he hit the ground one of his soldiers brought him back to life.
Con: And that soldier must be a unicorn.
P: Umm, actually he isn't. He's an alicorn.
Con: Oh gr8!
P: S has some stuff for あなた to take on your mission.
Con: Ten 4.
Moneybit: Do あなた take everything as a joke?
Con: Why do あなた say that?
Moneybit: The way あなた were saying "Ten 4", and I heard あなた saying that レズビアン were the only thing worse then taking drugs.
Con: Well they are!
Moneybit: What if I was a lesbian?
Con: You're not.
Moneybit: What if I was a lesbian?
Con: Who would あなた be dating?
Moneybit: Bonbon.
Con: Ok, I don't see a problem with that. Bye.
2 B continued....
Not really. Con met S in his work area.
S: Con, just in time!
Con: For what?
S: The break up of Flimflam.
Con: What? They were good at making cars, why'd they break up?
S: They were too good, and were forced to break up. Now it's Flam, which just bought Lunicorn, and made it it's own subsidiary, while Flim became a part of PM. Here is one of their cars.
Con: What is it?
S: A Flim Special, and this time the 銃 are at the side of the doors.
Con: Interesting.
S: It will also lean on any side あなた wish.
Con: Really? What else?
S: Turbo boost.
Con: So this is technically the very first car to have turbo boost.
S: Yes. This car is all I can give あなた on such short notice, but it has your gun in it.
Con: Nambu または 1911?
S: Nambu.
Con: Good, I've been starting to like that gun.
Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.
Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.
So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*
Cop 2: He passed us!
Cop 1: Ten 4, I'm still on him.
Con: *goes into alleyway*
Cop 1: *follows*
Whataspy: This isn't a good idea. The alleyway will get too narrow.
And to make things worse, a ramp was in the way
Con: Lean over *goes past ramp*
Cop 1: *flips over car*
Whataspy: D:
Con: *gets out of alleyway* あなた were saying?
Whataspy: How did your car do that?
Con: That depends, what job do あなた have?
Whataspy: I work for the FBI
Con: Alright, I work for the C.I.E, my quartermaster gave me this car.
Whataspy: Who is your leader?
Con: P, do あなた know her?
Whataspy: I know her.
Con: Ok. Who were those ponies chasing after you?
Whataspy: They work for someone named Ernst.
Con: Ernst Staverald Discord?
Whataspy: Um, yeah.
Con: That's odd. I have to stop somepony assassinating others that work for Discord, but their names are Miss. Filly, and Miss. Silver.
Whataspy: Oh those lesbians?
Con: Yeah. Maybe I could help あなた with what you're doing, and vice versa.
Whataspy: I would like that.
So they teamed up.
Con had to follow those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car since they saw his Special.
Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.
The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it
Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if あなた can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an indoor pool?!
Bambi: I told あなた so.
Both mares went running to where Con was.
Con: *grabs gun*
mares: *run at him*
Con: *shoots Bambi*
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: *drops gun*
Bambi: *grabs lamp*
Fenix: Where does she live?
Whataspy: I don't know, but Con is dealing with them.
Fenix: Con Mane? We gotta hurry now!
germans: *run*
Bambi: *hits con with lamp*
Con: *falls on floor*
Bambi & Thumper: *throw him into pool*
Con: Wwhhooaaa
Bambi & Thumper: *jump in*
Con: *swimming*
Bambi & Thumper: *drown Con*
Con: *comes up out of water*
Fenix: *runs in*
Con: *drowns mares*
And as soon as the two were being drowned Fenix got closer with other ponies carrying guns.
Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Where's Bambi & Thumper?
Con: Right here *pulls them out of water*
Fenix: あなた two are underarrest for murder.
Bambi: Oh great!
Fenix: Thanks for your help Con.
Con: NP, but who sent you?
Fenix: Whataspy. Now she's heading toward Discord's base.
Con: I have to get there now!
Bambi & Thumper got arrested, so Con & Whataspy continued, in Con's car again.
Con: Where is Discord's base?
Whataspy: On a oil rig west of here.
Cop 4: Hey, it's that car we've been chasing yesterday!
Cop 1: Let's get it!
Con: Cops, great!
Whataspy: Keep driving. *grabs gun*
Con: WHAT ARE あなた DOING?!
Whataspy: *shoots cops*
Cop 1: We need もっと見る officers, pronto!
Con: I got an idea *hits self destruct button*
Whataspy: What's that for?
Con: Trust me. *teleports away*
Cop 1: There it is.
Cop 4: They're gone. Set up a parking boot.
But the car blew up. Con & Whataspy however, were in a worse situation.
astronaut: Get out of that moon buggy!
Con: I teleported with magic. How was I supposed to know I'd land in a moon buggy?
FBI pony: Whataspy? What's going on?
Whataspy: I was trying to stop him.
Con: No! We were going after Discord, and got here によって mistake!
FBI pony: A likely story, you're both underarrest!
Con: No were not! *drives away*
FBI pony: All units, Whataspy has betrayed us. She's with another ポニー that just ストール, 盗んだ a moonbuggy. Permission to shoot on sight!
NASA ponies: *chasing after Con*
Con: あなた still got my gun?
Whataspy: Yup *shoots tires of FBI's car*
FBI pony14: *spins out into sand dune*
Con: Now we just gotta get to that oil rig!
And with もっと見る magic, they did.
korean pony72: We have intruders!
Con: *kills korean* Never mind! It's arr crear!
Whataspy: What are あなた doing?
Con: Talking like a korean would.
Discord: tsk tsk, If there is one thing I hate, it's a racist pony.
Con: Then あなた know why あなた should not have koreans.
Discord: They mean business unlike you.
Con: If they mean business, can they do this? *teleports to other side of rig*
Discord: They could kill あなた from here!
Con: Then I can kill あなた from here *grabs gun*
Discord: *jumps into air*
Con: *pulls trigger* Crap! I have to reload.
Discord: *hits Con*
Whataspy: Nno! *slaps Discord*
Discord: *hits Whataspy* Miss. Filly, Miss. Silver! Over here now!
Miss Filly: What is it? We were just about to make out.
Discord: God, I hate you, uhh take these two to the train. I'll meet あなた there.
Con: The train?
Discord: Amtrak's finest. You'll be going from San Fransiccolt to St. Foalis.
Con: I've never heard of Amtrak.
Discord: They started operations about a week ago, and everypony prefers to ride their trains, instead of any of the others.
Miss. Silver: Every passenger car is a double decker
Con: Great. Sounds like my kind of train.
Miss. Filly: And were looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to doing a threesome with another mare.
Whataspy: Oh.. My.. *shakes nervously*
Miss. Filly: Don't be scared, it'll only take about 10 minutes.
Whataspy: Yeah, I don't go that way.
Miss. Silver: You're not a lesbian?
Whataspy: No!
Discord: Oh for the 愛 of celestia! Just get them on the train!!
40 分 later, they arrived.
The train left San Franciscolt, with Con, and his enemies on board.
Whataspy: How do we get out of here?
Discord: あなた can't. If あなた use magic, I'll kill あなた before あなた escape.
Con: What if the magic isn't for escaping?
Miss. Filly: What's that supposed to mean?
Miss: Silver: Yeah. *grabs Whataspy*
Whataspy: I told あなた I don't like lesbians. And you're both Fillies!
Con: This is too much.
Discord: Don't die yet. Wait until I get あなた to St. Foalis.
Con: NO *hits Discord*
Miss. Silver: ooh. They're gonna go all the way.
Discord: *grabs gun*
Con: *grabs gun* Does this look like going all the way?!
Miss. Silver: Hhmmmm.
Miss. Filly: Take off your clothes, and do it.
Whataspy: あなた two, need to shut up.
Discord: *shoots toward Whataspy*
Con: Sorry!
Whataspy: Con! *kicks Discord*
Con: *kills Discord* Come on!
Miss. Silver: Hey! That's our mare!
Con: Nope, she's mine! *teleports off train*
Miss. Filly: What do we do now?
Miss. Silver: Trick them.
Con & Whataspy were on a luxury cruise liner heading across the pacific.
Whataspy: I thought we'd be dead.
Con: With me, not a chance.
waitress: Here あなた are あなた two. *activates bomb*
Whataspy: Ooh, Spareribs.
Miss. Filly: On fire! *lights spare ribs*
Miss. Silver: We tricked you!
Con: *stabs Miss. Silver with fiery ribs*
Whataspy: *throws her off boat*
Miss. Filly: Oh, my girlfriend. you're strong.
Con: *breaks Miss. Filly's neck*
Whataspy: Good thing they're dead.
Con: Yeah, the same with Discord. Hopefully he doesn't come back to life again.
And so, the two ponies continued riding the ボート toward the sunset. Relaxing, and probably playing shuffleboard against some crazy old ponies.
The End
Con Mane will return in The Mare With The Golden Gun.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
プレビュー time
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of ファン Fiction
Copyright - September 12, 2016
Sean: *Going 75 miles an 時 with seven coaches*
Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.
Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with Austin*
Jazlin: *Going 80 miles an 時 with five coaches. She passes Andrew*
Andrew: *Waiting in a siding for Jazlin to pass*
Edward: *Switching freight cars in the yard*
Mike: *Leaving the yard with 40 freight cars*
Kenny: *Crossing a bridge that goes over a lake*
Jeff: *Departs the train yard with Bryce, pulling 35 freight cars*
Robert: *Passes the Hunterdon Freight Depot with five freight cars*
Jack: *Passes Robert with four freight cars*
Brandon: *Passes Nova Station with a freight train*
Ian: *Stops at Nova Station, watching Brandon pass*
Brandon: *Passes Grayback*
Grayback: *Waiting for Brandon to pass him with the entire train*
Sean: *Stops at Belette Station*
Passengers: *Clapping as Sean arrives*
Danielle: *Slips with her passenger train, leaving Hunterdon Station*
Mily: *Backs up to her train at Mossberg Harbor*
Brenna: *Pushing a passenger train up a hill*
Juliette: *Pulling the passenger train, angrily looking at Brenna*
Jesse: *Pulling freight cars with Jerry, passing through Mirage Station*
Tito & Tony: *Stopping at Eastwood Depot with autoracks*
Sean & Marisa: *Next to each other at Impala Station*
Elmo: *Crossing the lake on a bridge*
Alyssa: *Stops at Mossberg Station, watching Sharon pass with her passenger train*
Grayback: *Stops at a station in an airport*
Zoe: *Slipping, not able to pull six passenger cars out of Eastwood Station*
Jazlin & Mily: *On a double header freight train, also slipping in Mossberg Harbor*
Jesse: *Slowly leaving the yards with Shayne, and Andrew, the three of them pulling a big freight train*
Panzer: *Staring at the Pacific ocean as he pulls his freight train*
The rest of this montage takes place at night.
Ian: *Pulling seven passenger cars*
Sean: *Passing a snowman as he pulls eight passenger cars*
Grayback: *Rings his bell, leaving Freight Depot 3 with six boxcars*
Lucy: *Backing into the yard as the sun rises*
Jeff & Bryce: *Going 65 with 40 freight cars in tow*
Except for this scene. This takes place at 1 PM.
Sammi: *Going 80 miles an 時 with 11 passenger cars, making a lot of steam as she passes a snowy landscape*
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1960 - 2015
Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*
Song: link
Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also be the stolen car we're looking for.
Cop 4: *Drives after Karl*
The police turned on their sirens, but Karl was still asleep.
Karl: *Turns left, then right*
Pony: *In a station wagon, swerves to prevent herself from hitting Karl*
Cop 4: *Stops. The station wagon is blocking their path*
Karl: *Turns left into a parking garage*
Ponies: *Staring at Karl*
ポニー 4: He's asleep.
Karl: *Leans on the horn, but that still doesn't wake him up. He lifts his head up, leans it on the window to his left, then turns right to go up*
ポニー 7: *In another car, about to 移動する フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして until she sees Karl*
Karl: *Turns around, and starts to drive out of the parking garage*
Ponies: Look, he's coming back.
Karl: *Turns left after exiting the parking garage*
Garbage Ponies: *Accidentally spill garbage on the road*
Karl: *Swerves left to avoid the garbage, then gets on the right side of the road*
A corvette was slowing down in front of him to stop at a intersection.
Karl: *Passes the Corvette*
Ponies: *Stop to avoid hitting Karl*
Karl: *Slowly opening his eyes, but closes them again staying asleep. He starts going up a hill*
ポニー 18: *Driving a truck towing a flat trailer carrying boxes that contain air conditioners*
Karl: *Having a dream, and honks the horn twice* Get outta the way, and learn how to drive.
ポニー 18: *Hears Karl honking his horn, and moves out of the way*
Karl: *Passes the truck, then goes downhill*
Police Pony: *Sees Karl pass him* That guy's asleep behind the wheel! *Follows him, and turns on his siren*
Karl: *Goes into a racing stadium*
Racing Ponies: *Racing around a figure 8. They are on the 100th lap, and won't stop until they hit 300 laps, または when all cars are destroyed*
Racing ポニー 53: *Crashes into another car, and drives off the track*
Racing ポニー 0593: *Pushes another racer off the track*
Karl: *Drives his car onto the track, and passes a few race cars*
Racers: *Crash into each other to avoid hitting Karl's car*
Another race car crashed into the wall, making this noise for five seconds: link
Karl: *Drives around the track, then turns off, and heads for the exit*
Police Pony: *Waiting for Karl at the entrance*
Karl: *Passes the police pony. The left front tire hits a rock, and the car is close to flipping over, but leans all of the way to the right*
Police Pony: *Staring at Karl, and continues to chase him*
Karl: *Having another dream as he goes up the 丘, ヒル again* No Leslie, あなた can't drive. I'm better at it then あなた are.
ポニー 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
ポニー 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up* Where am I? What happened? *Stops*
Pony: Sir, are あなた okay?!
Karl: Yeah, where am I?
Pony: Bakersfield. Are あなた sure you're okay?!
Karl: Yeah, thanks, you've been a real help. *Drives away*
ポニー 35: What was that all about?
Pony: *Shrugs*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
