Well. Another Christmas, another 年 of stress, later leading to total bankruptcy because of the expensive PS4 あなた bought for your children, and you’ll be forced to starve while your parents work multiple jobs just to get by. What a magical time of year. So, naturally, whenever this time of 年 comes up, I play every video game I can find and look over at all of the クリスマス themed levels in it. Weather it is a huge mound of クリスマス with lights and ribbons, または if it’s a small mound of snow, クリスマス is always a nice thing to see in video games. So, today, I want to share with あなた all my personal お気に入り クリスマス levels in video games. Rules, as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. So, with all that said, let us start the list.
#10: Turnabout Goodbyes from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Yep, that’s right. The last trial in the game, where Miles Edgeworth is framed for murder, tensions are high, Manfred acts like a total jerk throughout the trial, Phoenix has no chance at finding the evidence he needs, and has resorted to クロス examining a damn 鸚鵡, オウム just to figure out something about some crazy ボート renter. So, with all of that insanity, it makes あなた wonder. What in the hell does any of this have to do with Christmas? Well, the crime takes place on December 25th. They also mention that it is クリスマス several times, with the real killer saying Merry Christmas, and the DJ on the radio that Larry was listening to on the night of the murder points out that it is ten 分 until クリスマス (Remember, it’s Ace Attorney. The smallest evidence can be very effective). So, yeah. Even though it has practically nothing to do about Christmas, I am still including it on this list. Next!
#9: Snowman’s Land from Super Mario 64
This may be a bit もっと見る of a snow level rather than a クリスマス level. I mean, January and February also have snow, but every time I play through Snowman’s Land, it just feels like Christmas. With Cool Cool Mountain, it just feels like a giant snowy mountain, and not much of Christmas. But with Snowman’s Land, it, to me, feels so much like クリスマス in a way. The huge snowy ground, with an igloo あなた can go into, a アナと雪の女王 lake, a large ice platform あなた can battle a Bully on 上, ページのトップへ of, and of course, the one that sticks out of them all, the giant snowman that あなた need to scale in order to get the 星, つ星 on top, which can blow あなた off if あなた don’t hide behind the giant penguin. just looking up at the snowman in first person mode is incredible to me, and I can never get tired of looking up to remember that I have to climb to the 上, ページのトップへ of that thing for a star. Yeah, it may not look like Christmas, but it definitely has the クリスマス feeling.
#8: Festive Pack from Minecraft
This may not count as a level, per say, but hey, it’s Christmas. And it’s in a video game. So that’s good enough for me. This has so much to do with Christmas, with the Skins（スキンズ） including Santa, Rudolph, an elf, a snowman, a zombie covered in figgy pudding, a Creeper in a Santa hat, a walking present, a walking tree, a gingerbread man, Scrooge from A クリスマス Carol, and a bunch of ugly sweaters, just like Christmas. There are also the dozens of new building equipment あなた get around this time, such as a nice log cabin, a giant tree, an ice cave, a snowy landscape, and あなた can make it snow. And who doesn’t like snow? (Anyone who has to drive an 時 to work, that’s who). It’s so クリスマス themed, that the sun has turned into a giant snowflake. What’s not to 愛 about that. Yes, I know, it’s no level. But damn it, it’s Christmas. And I want Christmas. And THIS HERE is Christmas.
#7: Snow Land from Kirby’s Epic Yarn
Don’t worry. After this, there won’t be anymore snow levels. Still though, this level feels even もっと見る like a クリスマス level. Snow Land is the sixth world in the game, and it definitely has もっと見る of a クリスマス feeling to me. The levels consist of a large snowy plain where Weedle Dees throw snowballs, a small little キャビン in the snow, a large slippery mountain with pine trees, a アナと雪の女王 land that Kirby has to スケート across, and then there’s the last level of Snow Land, Evergreen Lift, where Kirby has to climb the 上, ページのトップへ of a giant クリスマス 木, ツリー to reach the 星, つ星 at the top. The treasures here are also クリスマス related, such as wreaths and trees, and the music… OH THE MUSIC. This is easily my お気に入り song from the games soundtrack. It definitely has that クリスマス feeling to it, and I 愛 it so much. Sure, it starts slow, but when it gets to the クリスマス stuff, it is just amazing.
#6: あなた Better Watch Out from Hitman: Blood Money
We sure did talk about a bunch of light hearted games like Mario and Kirby, so let’s talk about a クリスマス level from a game where あなた assassinate people. Agent 47 is asked to assassinate Lorne de Havilland, who has footage of Senator Bingham’s son murdering a woman and plans to 表示する it to the people, so Agent 47 is tasked to get the footage and assassinate the target… with a クリスマス theme. Like any Hitman game, あなた are able to hide yourself によって donning disguises and striking at the target when the time is right. In this mission, however, あなた are actually able to dress Agent 47 as Santa Clause. Now I can finally play a game where I shoot a man out of a jacuzzi that is 70 feet about a rocky mountain dressed as Santa. Who would have thought. The level is filled with クリスマス decorations, holiday music, and girls dressed in the shortest elf skirts I’ve ever seen… well, this is a party in a Hitman game, so I am not to surprised. However, don’t let the クリスマス theme fool you. There is still the chance あなた あなた getting attacked によって the assassin that is after Agent 47. But, let me tell you, nothing, not even nearly getting murdered, is going to keep me from enjoying this level.
#5: Totally Scrooged from Gex 3: Enter the Gecko
For those of あなた who haven’t heard of this level…. I wouldn’t be surprised. Still, it’s a good クリスマス level. あなた start off in a little snowy land, where the North Pole has been torn apart によって evil elves and a huge Evil Santa mini-boss, who throws presents at あなた so hard, they can kill you. Yeah, imagine that. However, that’s not all this level has. あなた are also able to enter the small houses inside to find health または Remotes, and あなた are also able to explore もっと見る than just this little area. Some other places include a large snowy bridge where あなた can save a dinosaur character (I don’t get it either), a small lake where あなた can jump across icebergs, and a 丘, ヒル where あなた can sled down to the bottom while fighting evil elves who try to knock あなた off. Yeah, it definitely lacks that whole クリスマス feeling, but hey, I see trees, I see キャンディー canes, I even see Santa, so it still counts in my book.
#4: Gotham City from Batman: Arkham Origins
Yes, I know, the online mode is terrible, and this is nowhere near as great as Arkham City, but, at least it’s not バットマン and Robin… so with that movie in your mind, try to avoid getting mad for this entry while I talk about it. I didn’t know where they were going when I put this game in, but the last thing I expected was that they would actually make it クリスマス time around here. Throughout the game, あなた can see クリスマス EVERYWHERE! There are huge wreaths strung across the bridges, there is a giant クリスマス 木, ツリー in the middle of town, one of the thugs acts like Santa, and even Alfred tries to keep Bruce Wayne ホーム for Christmas, despite the fact that Black Mask has a bunch of assassins looking for バットマン to kill him, including Deathstroke. So naturally, just sitting around isn’t the best idea. Yeah, Arkham Origins isn’t the best in the series, but hey… Could be Dark Tomorrow.
#3: Freezeezy Peak from Banjo-Kazooie
Oh man, does this place feel like Christmas. Freezeezy Peak is the fifth world あなた enter in Banjo-Kazooie. And when あなた see that giant snowman for the first time, the first thing that pops up into your mind (Or at least mine) is Christmas. The entire level, even the 音楽 for it, is all just a bunch of クリスマス themes. From the tree, to the igloo, to the snowy landscape. It just screams クリスマス and I 愛 it. There are many interesting places to go, like the Snowman, as stated earlier, Boggy’s igloo, the Ice Key in the cave, and village is a nice looking place too. There are some Jiggies to get here as well, によって beating Boggy in a そり滑り, そり race (Twice), get the Twinkles into the tree, turn into a walrus and talk to Wozza, beat Sir Slush, knock the buttons off of the snowman, find クリスマス presents, and jump into the snowman's pipe to find a Jiggie. This place is just incredible. There sure were a lot of N64 games with a lot of クリスマス levels.
#2: クリスマス Is Here from Bully
クリスマス is supposed to be one of the happiest times of the year. Not for Jimmy though, that’s for sure. When クリスマス rolls around, all it is is embarrassment and manual labor. It all starts with Jimmy having to pick up a present that his mother sent him, which is none other than an ugly sweater, which, once he puts it on, everyone laughs at him, and you’ll have to endure it for the entire day. After which, you’ll have to go on stage to be in the kids play of the Nutcracker under the threat that if あなた refuse, あなた will fail 音楽 class. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after that, あなた have to help some homeless Santa make money from kids によって finding thrown out クリスマス decorations and bringing it to him to bring children, while being chased によって two elves and a dog (Don’t ask me). Yeah, it’s far from having all the クリスマス cheer, but what can I say. I really like Bully.
#1: Toy 日 from Animal Crossing
Of course I was going to include this one in here. It just had to be Animal Crossing. あなた gotta wait for クリスマス in reality, and あなた gotta wait for it here in Animal Crossing as well. But, that isn’t what makes it number one. No, there are a LOT もっと見る reasons that make it number one on this list. What I like about it is how it really IS Christmas. No climbing up snowmen, no walking through a snowy field, no beating up criminals, no defending people in court, no murdering a guy because he’s blackmailing a political figure. No, this is straight up Christmas. In the original Animal Crossing game, Jingle would reward あなた with a present every time あなた found him, while delivering presents to the other villagers. In City Folk, he would give あなた a present for each different pair of clothing あなた had. And in New Leaf, he just got incredibly lazy and asks あなた to deliver the presents and instead of getting five または as many as あなた want, あなた get one….. New Leaf’s one isn’t all that good, really. But, who cares, it still has the クリスマス feeling, it still has the wonderful moments that クリスマス brings, and it still gives あなた that warm feeling あなた get every year. And that’s why Toy 日 is number one.
So, there あなた have it. Did あなた enjoy the list? Tell me what あなた thought of it. With that said, I will see あなた all 次 time.
#10: Turnabout Goodbyes from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Yep, that’s right. The last trial in the game, where Miles Edgeworth is framed for murder, tensions are high, Manfred acts like a total jerk throughout the trial, Phoenix has no chance at finding the evidence he needs, and has resorted to クロス examining a damn 鸚鵡, オウム just to figure out something about some crazy ボート renter. So, with all of that insanity, it makes あなた wonder. What in the hell does any of this have to do with Christmas? Well, the crime takes place on December 25th. They also mention that it is クリスマス several times, with the real killer saying Merry Christmas, and the DJ on the radio that Larry was listening to on the night of the murder points out that it is ten 分 until クリスマス (Remember, it’s Ace Attorney. The smallest evidence can be very effective). So, yeah. Even though it has practically nothing to do about Christmas, I am still including it on this list. Next!
#9: Snowman’s Land from Super Mario 64
This may be a bit もっと見る of a snow level rather than a クリスマス level. I mean, January and February also have snow, but every time I play through Snowman’s Land, it just feels like Christmas. With Cool Cool Mountain, it just feels like a giant snowy mountain, and not much of Christmas. But with Snowman’s Land, it, to me, feels so much like クリスマス in a way. The huge snowy ground, with an igloo あなた can go into, a アナと雪の女王 lake, a large ice platform あなた can battle a Bully on 上, ページのトップへ of, and of course, the one that sticks out of them all, the giant snowman that あなた need to scale in order to get the 星, つ星 on top, which can blow あなた off if あなた don’t hide behind the giant penguin. just looking up at the snowman in first person mode is incredible to me, and I can never get tired of looking up to remember that I have to climb to the 上, ページのトップへ of that thing for a star. Yeah, it may not look like Christmas, but it definitely has the クリスマス feeling.
#8: Festive Pack from Minecraft
This may not count as a level, per say, but hey, it’s Christmas. And it’s in a video game. So that’s good enough for me. This has so much to do with Christmas, with the Skins（スキンズ） including Santa, Rudolph, an elf, a snowman, a zombie covered in figgy pudding, a Creeper in a Santa hat, a walking present, a walking tree, a gingerbread man, Scrooge from A クリスマス Carol, and a bunch of ugly sweaters, just like Christmas. There are also the dozens of new building equipment あなた get around this time, such as a nice log cabin, a giant tree, an ice cave, a snowy landscape, and あなた can make it snow. And who doesn’t like snow? (Anyone who has to drive an 時 to work, that’s who). It’s so クリスマス themed, that the sun has turned into a giant snowflake. What’s not to 愛 about that. Yes, I know, it’s no level. But damn it, it’s Christmas. And I want Christmas. And THIS HERE is Christmas.
#7: Snow Land from Kirby’s Epic Yarn
Don’t worry. After this, there won’t be anymore snow levels. Still though, this level feels even もっと見る like a クリスマス level. Snow Land is the sixth world in the game, and it definitely has もっと見る of a クリスマス feeling to me. The levels consist of a large snowy plain where Weedle Dees throw snowballs, a small little キャビン in the snow, a large slippery mountain with pine trees, a アナと雪の女王 land that Kirby has to スケート across, and then there’s the last level of Snow Land, Evergreen Lift, where Kirby has to climb the 上, ページのトップへ of a giant クリスマス 木, ツリー to reach the 星, つ星 at the top. The treasures here are also クリスマス related, such as wreaths and trees, and the music… OH THE MUSIC. This is easily my お気に入り song from the games soundtrack. It definitely has that クリスマス feeling to it, and I 愛 it so much. Sure, it starts slow, but when it gets to the クリスマス stuff, it is just amazing.
#6: あなた Better Watch Out from Hitman: Blood Money
We sure did talk about a bunch of light hearted games like Mario and Kirby, so let’s talk about a クリスマス level from a game where あなた assassinate people. Agent 47 is asked to assassinate Lorne de Havilland, who has footage of Senator Bingham’s son murdering a woman and plans to 表示する it to the people, so Agent 47 is tasked to get the footage and assassinate the target… with a クリスマス theme. Like any Hitman game, あなた are able to hide yourself によって donning disguises and striking at the target when the time is right. In this mission, however, あなた are actually able to dress Agent 47 as Santa Clause. Now I can finally play a game where I shoot a man out of a jacuzzi that is 70 feet about a rocky mountain dressed as Santa. Who would have thought. The level is filled with クリスマス decorations, holiday music, and girls dressed in the shortest elf skirts I’ve ever seen… well, this is a party in a Hitman game, so I am not to surprised. However, don’t let the クリスマス theme fool you. There is still the chance あなた あなた getting attacked によって the assassin that is after Agent 47. But, let me tell you, nothing, not even nearly getting murdered, is going to keep me from enjoying this level.
#5: Totally Scrooged from Gex 3: Enter the Gecko
For those of あなた who haven’t heard of this level…. I wouldn’t be surprised. Still, it’s a good クリスマス level. あなた start off in a little snowy land, where the North Pole has been torn apart によって evil elves and a huge Evil Santa mini-boss, who throws presents at あなた so hard, they can kill you. Yeah, imagine that. However, that’s not all this level has. あなた are also able to enter the small houses inside to find health または Remotes, and あなた are also able to explore もっと見る than just this little area. Some other places include a large snowy bridge where あなた can save a dinosaur character (I don’t get it either), a small lake where あなた can jump across icebergs, and a 丘, ヒル where あなた can sled down to the bottom while fighting evil elves who try to knock あなた off. Yeah, it definitely lacks that whole クリスマス feeling, but hey, I see trees, I see キャンディー canes, I even see Santa, so it still counts in my book.
#4: Gotham City from Batman: Arkham Origins
Yes, I know, the online mode is terrible, and this is nowhere near as great as Arkham City, but, at least it’s not バットマン and Robin… so with that movie in your mind, try to avoid getting mad for this entry while I talk about it. I didn’t know where they were going when I put this game in, but the last thing I expected was that they would actually make it クリスマス time around here. Throughout the game, あなた can see クリスマス EVERYWHERE! There are huge wreaths strung across the bridges, there is a giant クリスマス 木, ツリー in the middle of town, one of the thugs acts like Santa, and even Alfred tries to keep Bruce Wayne ホーム for Christmas, despite the fact that Black Mask has a bunch of assassins looking for バットマン to kill him, including Deathstroke. So naturally, just sitting around isn’t the best idea. Yeah, Arkham Origins isn’t the best in the series, but hey… Could be Dark Tomorrow.
#3: Freezeezy Peak from Banjo-Kazooie
Oh man, does this place feel like Christmas. Freezeezy Peak is the fifth world あなた enter in Banjo-Kazooie. And when あなた see that giant snowman for the first time, the first thing that pops up into your mind (Or at least mine) is Christmas. The entire level, even the 音楽 for it, is all just a bunch of クリスマス themes. From the tree, to the igloo, to the snowy landscape. It just screams クリスマス and I 愛 it. There are many interesting places to go, like the Snowman, as stated earlier, Boggy’s igloo, the Ice Key in the cave, and village is a nice looking place too. There are some Jiggies to get here as well, によって beating Boggy in a そり滑り, そり race (Twice), get the Twinkles into the tree, turn into a walrus and talk to Wozza, beat Sir Slush, knock the buttons off of the snowman, find クリスマス presents, and jump into the snowman's pipe to find a Jiggie. This place is just incredible. There sure were a lot of N64 games with a lot of クリスマス levels.
#2: クリスマス Is Here from Bully
クリスマス is supposed to be one of the happiest times of the year. Not for Jimmy though, that’s for sure. When クリスマス rolls around, all it is is embarrassment and manual labor. It all starts with Jimmy having to pick up a present that his mother sent him, which is none other than an ugly sweater, which, once he puts it on, everyone laughs at him, and you’ll have to endure it for the entire day. After which, you’ll have to go on stage to be in the kids play of the Nutcracker under the threat that if あなた refuse, あなた will fail 音楽 class. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after that, あなた have to help some homeless Santa make money from kids によって finding thrown out クリスマス decorations and bringing it to him to bring children, while being chased によって two elves and a dog (Don’t ask me). Yeah, it’s far from having all the クリスマス cheer, but what can I say. I really like Bully.
#1: Toy 日 from Animal Crossing
Of course I was going to include this one in here. It just had to be Animal Crossing. あなた gotta wait for クリスマス in reality, and あなた gotta wait for it here in Animal Crossing as well. But, that isn’t what makes it number one. No, there are a LOT もっと見る reasons that make it number one on this list. What I like about it is how it really IS Christmas. No climbing up snowmen, no walking through a snowy field, no beating up criminals, no defending people in court, no murdering a guy because he’s blackmailing a political figure. No, this is straight up Christmas. In the original Animal Crossing game, Jingle would reward あなた with a present every time あなた found him, while delivering presents to the other villagers. In City Folk, he would give あなた a present for each different pair of clothing あなた had. And in New Leaf, he just got incredibly lazy and asks あなた to deliver the presents and instead of getting five または as many as あなた want, あなた get one….. New Leaf’s one isn’t all that good, really. But, who cares, it still has the クリスマス feeling, it still has the wonderful moments that クリスマス brings, and it still gives あなた that warm feeling あなた get every year. And that’s why Toy 日 is number one.
So, there あなた have it. Did あなた enjoy the list? Tell me what あなた thought of it. With that said, I will see あなた all 次 time.
Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed によって body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most 人気 film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.
The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played によって America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
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The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played によって America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
あなた know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch 次 on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough アニメ trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into
Taking place in 日本 because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
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Taking place in 日本 because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
Okay… So we got a really strange one for あなた all today. This is definitely going to be a shorter video because… well, I don’t know what to talk about it. This is a film that is so ambiguous and so… unique, that I actually have trouble discussing it. So, I guess, today, we will be talking about the 1991… Classic?... Begotten
So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, または Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My お気に入り has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does...
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So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, または Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My お気に入り has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does...
