Let’s talk about first bosses. They are usually a もっと見る powerful (Most of the time) enemy then the ones あなた have met before, and are the first ones to test your abilities and are a stepping stone for later bosses and challenges in the game. Usually, first bosses are pretty easy, as they help あなた learn what to do and how to get used to the game ahead…. BUT, there are then those first bosses that come along and take none of your crap. These guys basically give あなた a challenge right when あなた start the game, without any warning または anything. So, before I begin, let’s go over some rules. First, only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. So, seeing as I have never played Dark Souls または Demon's Souls, I will not be posting either first boss from those games. So, with all that 発言しました and done, let’s start the list

#10: Carlito from Dead Rising



Talk about being a douchebag straight from the start. When あなた first fight him, あなた are totally unprepared and are getting shot right when あなた get there. And if あなた are like me when I played this game for the first time, I had no idea where to go, so I was getting shot until I eventually died and had to start over at a save point. The problem with this fight is that Carlito is up on a higher platform, and you’re just stuck on the ground below. And not to mention, he has a machine gun, and あなた have a puny little pistol. Also, あなた only have four blocks of health and can only hold four items at this point of the game, so trying to keep from dying is easier 発言しました than done. It also doesn’t help that if あなた get to close, Carlito will throw grenades at あなた and those hurt あなた a lot. Oh, and of course, your crosshair for the pistol has to 移動する at a snail's pace when あなた try to aim, so getting shot isn’t too hard. Oh, and get this. This is the easiest of the three fights. Yeah, this is the easiest. After this, you're getting shot from a distance with a sniper rifle, and after that, you're getting rundown によって a goddamn truck. So why is this boss fight lower? Because if あなた manage to get the Zombie Genocider achievement, あなた can use the Mega Buster to beat him in seconds, making it a pathetically easy boss fight.

#9: Skelter Helter from No もっと見る ヒーローズ 2



I would コメント on how awesome this guy looks, and that sword makes him look like a badass looking 雲, クラウド Strife (Cloud is badass too, don’t worry), but あなた don’t want to hear about this guy who want’s to kill Travis for killing his brother. あなた want to hear about how hard he is. Now, on Sweet and Normal <ode, he’s pretty alright. But if あなた play the game on 苦い Mode, just remember that あなた have no idea what you’ve brought upon yourself. He will begin spamming the hell out of his strikes, and don’t even think about trying to distance yourself from him, because he will then begin shooting at あなた with his gun, and it will badly hurt you. The only way to beat him is to just keep striking at him with your sword and hope he goes down before あなた do. However, he’s lower too because, like I said, he is only this difficult if あなた play the game on 苦い mode.

#8: Olga Gurlukovich from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty



This is actually a boss fight I kind of enjoyed. However, it is still a pretty challenging boss fight for a first boss. あなた start によって fighting her in a gunfight. However, while あなた use a simple tranquilizer gun, she uses a real pistol. She will do everything she can to stay behind cover, and she moves real quick, so it’s pretty hard to hit her. However, after you’ve hit her a few times, things begin to get tricky. She will then shoot a tarp out from some boxes to keep herself hidden from you, while she keeps shooting at you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after あなた get past that one, she will then shoot a light at your direction, which makes it way to hard to see her from the blinding light while she takes potshots at you. And it really doesn’t help that she throws grenades at あなた if あなた stand in one spot for too long. As difficult as she is, she’s lower because I have never actually died to her. Still a hard, but fun boss fight though

#7: Gohma from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



Remember Gohma from Ocarina of Time. Remember how freaking easy she is. Well, Wind Waker brought her back, only now as a giant lava bug with armor… So yeah, she kinda upgraded from the last time we saw her. Gohma is a lot harder, let me tell you. あなた still have to hit her eye (Because あなた know, that’s what 99% of Zelda bosses weak spots are). However, she isn’t just going to let あなた hit is, as she constantly covers it with her armored shell. So, あなた need to use your grappling hook to スイング across the ceiling and hit Gohma with it three times. After あなた hit her three times, あなた then have to wail at her eyeball until she dies. What makes this hard is the fact that あなた only have three hearts, and Gohma is always trying to attack you, によって swinging at you, または breathing very dangerous 火災, 火 on you. It’s really hard, and it’s probably best to keep that fairy from the room early at hand when meeting her. Though, just like Olga, I never died to Gohma. Hell, I never even used the fairy. Guess I’m just that good….. または maybe I just got really lucky.

#6: Guard サソリ, スコーピオン from Final ファンタジー VII



Well, time to make an idiot of myself to the entire RPG world. Final ファンタジー VII was the first RPG I ever played, and a pretty good one to start with, if あなた ask me. But what was a really awful decision was the damn Guard Scorpion. This guy will come in at complete random, right when あなた are trying to get the basics down for this game. He will then throw everything he has at you, like stabbing あなた with his tail, firing lasers, または even freaking missiles at you. And since あなた did just start the game at this point, it isn’t that hard to believe that あなた are at a very low level at the moment, which means あなた do little damage and have little attack power. And since I was new to RPGs, I had no idea I could just heal myself with Phoenix Downs, so I died quite a lot. Thankfully, I learned overtime and after that…. the boss was still hard, but at least I won after that. I still don’t get why they thought this would be a good first boss. I mean, the other first bosses were at fun in a way. This guy is not at all fun. Shame on you.

#5: Del Lago from Resident Evil 4



When あなた start hearing about this thing from a few notes in the game, you’re probably thinking, “Eh, nothing a rocket launcher can’t fix”. But here’s the thing. あなた can’t use the rocket launcher. You’re not allowed to. You're stuck to using the damn harpoons. Every time あなた throw them, あなた have such a few chance of hitting him, and sometimes, あなた just don’t. The damn thing moves so fast, that it is nearly impossible to hit him unless he’s going straight. Also, he is always trying to ram into you, または knock あなた into giant land mounds to knock あなた into the water. When he does, you’d better press the A button as fast as hell, because if あなた don’t, he will eat あなた and it will result in an instant death. And hell, half the time, あなた can still do the exact right thing, and あなた still get eaten, all because you’re health was just a bit too low. Well, if I could just get back in the boat, I could fix that damn problem. Nothing, not even the Chicago Typewriter または even the goddamn Infinite Rocket Launcher can help in this fight. Is Del Lago the worst boss fight? No (That would be you, Jack Krauser. あなた suck), but he was not the best choice the for the game's first boss.

#4: Brock from Pokemon Yellow



If you're like me, あなた watched the Pokemon TV 表示する a lot as a kid, and あなた remember Brock as a gigantic pervert. So, when I met him in Pokemon Yellow, I thought it would be a fun boss fight… All it ended with was with tears and a feeling of defeat. When I played this game, me, including all my フレンズ who had this game at the time, were only able to catch Electric または Bug Pokemon, so I am pretty sure that everyone who had this could only catch those kinds of Pokemon (Unless you’re either a pro または a cheater), so when we got to Brock, not only was all Electric Pokemon moves ineffective, but some of them didn’t even get a little harmed. Nothing worked at all. So, I had to train all of my Pokemon and go back to the Pewter Gym to fight Brock again over four times before I was finally able to win. You’d think that the first boss to a Pokemon game wouldn’t be that hard, but let me tell you, Brock gives the Guard サソリ, スコーピオン a run for it’s money.

#3: Robotnik from Sonic 2 (Game Gear Version)



Oh, and あなた thought Pokemon had a pathetic first boss. Well the original Sonic games are the king of easy first bosses. Not on Game Gear, though. Game Gear takes everything あなた have ever known from a first boss in a Sonic game and flips it all around. What happens is that あなた have no rings when the boss fight starts, and あなた are stuck on a sliding platform with a robotic 百足, ムカデ at the bottom. What あなた have to do is avoid the balls that come from the 上, ページのトップへ and make them fall into the centipede. However, the balls bounce way too high, and あなた have to make a good choice weather to jump over the ball または アヒル, 鴨 under it. If あなた don’t do it, you’ll end up dying, because like I said, あなた have no rings. And trust me, there is no way to tell when it will end. あなた just gotta keep dodging and hope it will end before あなた die. And that is why the Game Gear Sonic games suck

#2: Murai from Ninja Gaiden Black



Like I 発言しました before, I have never played Dark Souls…. Mainly because after playing Ninja Gaiden Black, I don’t want to torture myself with another impossible game. When あなた first meet this guy, there is no doubt あなた will say “Oh, crap”. And that is the right reaction, because this guy is one of the hardest bosses I have fought in a long time. His nunchucks are swung so damn fast, that once he gets あなた stuck in it, it is not easy to get out of it. Not to mention, since the camera is locked onto him for the entirety of the fight, trying to control the camera in your favor is impossible. And those goddamn brown jumping ninjas will be the death of me one of these days. The only way to beat this guy is to keep your distance and wait for the right moment to strike, since he has no ranged attacks. And thank god for that, because this fight was bad enough with him throwing melee attacks at me. Though, what boss could possible be worse?

#1: Olaric from Return to 城 Wolfenstein



I hate this boss… I hate this damn boss so much. Unlike all of the other bosses, あなた actually had to strategies as best as あなた can, no matter what. Each strategy making あなた feel good after あなた have finally defeated a challenging boss. But, this boss fight has no strategy. I actually had to cheat just to beat this boss, and in the end, I didn’t feel satisfied. I just felt empty. When あなた first get there, あなた find this find monster walking right toward you. At first, it seems okay, as あなた can just shoot at it, but before あなた know it, Olaric is sending spirits at あなた which, if they hit you… and they will, あなた will lose half of your health. And Olric ALWAYS sends spirits at you, so あなた will die after two hits. It is almost as if they directly programmed this cheap boss attack just so あなた could never ever beat the game. So, what do あなた have to do to beat this boss? あなた have to go back to a wall, stay hidden due to a glitch, and shoot at Olaric… I am not kidding. This boss is so hard, that instead of making it easier, they made sure that あなた had to cheat in order to beat the boss. There is no way to kill this boss without cheating. I’ve tried finding it, but there is no way. All あなた can do is keep shooting from behind this wall, and just wait to win. And no, I didn’t feel satisfied. I felt empty. That boss fight was terrible. It was just awful. How could anyone program it this way. This is a boss that is so hard, that the only way to beat it is to cheat, and that is why this is the hardest first boss I have ever seen.

So, there あなた have it. Did あなた enjoy the list? Tell me what あなた thought of it. With that said, I will see あなた all 次 time.