Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse または in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever もっと見る worse and even もっと見る dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun または try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this 次 injury dumber and もっと見る dangerous? I tried slicing フルーツ with a キッチン ナイフ while holding the フルーツ in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. あなた would think I was a dipshit dumbass, and you’d be right. I was. So, while I kept swinging this around, I then decided, and I can’t believe I did this, that I should slice off…. a goddamn grape…. I am not kidding, I honestly thought that I was so good at slicing fruit, that I should slice a グレープ, ブドウ while holding it in my hand. It would have been the right time to come in and slap me in the back of the head, because what happened 次 is easily the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever done where I deservedly paid the price. I swung the ナイフ at the grape, and, yeah, I sliced it, but it just hit me right in my small finger. At first, I thought it was okay… And then I looked at it, only too see that I had barely avoided cutting to the bone. I was dripping blood, and it looked like I had just cut into a big bloody steak. I avoided telling my parents, because I already knew if I told them, I would have been sent to the hospital, sure, but I would have been yelled at the whole time, and when my mother starts yelling, she doesn’t stop until either she goes to sleep, または until she’s drunk. So, I just kept it a secret. It did heal after a while, but I fucked up my pinkie so bad, that it doesn’t fully bend all the way. Guess that goes to show, if your gonna cut fruit, don’t hold the goddamn フルーツ in your hand.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where あなた put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope あなた don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where あなた eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 火災, 火 challenge, where あなた set yourself on 火災, 火 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take