Have あなた ever seen something that had a perfect ending, and it never needed a sequel to it ever? Let’s look at some examples. The movie Psycho was a brilliant horror film… It got a sequel. No one asked for it and it sucked. This also happens in video games, like Bioshock. Fun gameplay and interesting story... It got a sequel. No one asked for it, and it sucked. Same thing goes with anime, like Black Butler. A wonderful series with great characters... It got a sequel. Guess what? No one asked for it and it sucked. And guess what? Even creepypastas aren’t safe. Ben Drowned, a well thought out クリーピーパスタ with some amazing ideas…. It too got a sequel. Granted, this is not made によって the original writer, and it was just made によって a fan… But like the sequels I mentioned before, no one asked for this and it sucks.
So, it starts with the main character from the original Ben Drowned story, Jadusable, turning on his N64, vowing to defeat Ben… So, for those of あなた who haven’t read the クリーピーパスタ (A bit of spoilers ahead), this is the same game that ended up destroying Jadusable’s entire life. So, ask me this… WHY THE FUCK WOULD あなた WANT TO GO BACK TO IT!? That’s the kind of thing あなた tie to a rock and throw it into the river, hoping to never see it again. But no, this ファン thinks that the smartest thing Jadusable can do is relive this nightmare that ruined his life and mind. Yeah, because that makes a bunch of fucking sense. So, when Jadusable goes to get the cartridge, he finds a note that says that “he is free and is coming for him”. So naturally, Jadusable ignores it and puts the game in the N64, because ランダム notes in someone’s house is just an everyday occurrence.
So, when Jadusable started the game, Ben’s face popped up saying go to sleep. Wrong creepypasta, dipshit! So, Jadusable went to the タイトル screen and saw one save file titled death…… Oooooooh, scary. So, after that, it shows Ben, who says that he will win, than the Happy Mask Salesman laughs for some reason, because…. Scary. So, after that, Jadusable goes to his computer, and types on Twitter telling everyone that he needs help because Ben is free…. How? How is he free. All he did was rip off a shitty クリーピーパスタ and laugh like a James Bond villain. How is that a sign of freedom. Also, what are a bunch of followers on Twitter gonna do. Leave a コメント to Ben saying how much he sucks? Yeah, that will 表示する him.
Though, before someone even has a chance to respond, Jadusable gets in his car and drives off…. For some reason. But, meanwhile…. And I can’t believe I’m saying this….. Ben left the Majora’s Mask カートリッジ and went to the computer, telling everyone on Twitter (Because Twitter just happens to be where everyone in the world is on at this exact moment) and tells them that he is going to kill Jadusable. Then he teleports (Yes, teleports. It’s as stupid as it sounds) On 上, ページのトップへ of Jadusable car, and then got inside it, and drove the car into a swimming pool… And this somehow killed Jadusable. Why he couldn’t just open the door and get out is beyond me. And the story ends with this…. incredible bit of commentary. “Jadusable died. The end”. The ending to Citizen Kane ain’t got shit on this.
I mean, ジーザス Christ, I didn’t think it would be this big of a fuck up. I mean, あなた think that with a クリーピーパスタ as well written as Ben Drowned, もっと見る respect would be put into this spin-off, but no, it’s just a rushed, cliched, boring, poorly spelled, half-assed piece of shit. The only thing good about it is that at least it’s short as hell… That’s something. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
So, it starts with the main character from the original Ben Drowned story, Jadusable, turning on his N64, vowing to defeat Ben… So, for those of あなた who haven’t read the クリーピーパスタ (A bit of spoilers ahead), this is the same game that ended up destroying Jadusable’s entire life. So, ask me this… WHY THE FUCK WOULD あなた WANT TO GO BACK TO IT!? That’s the kind of thing あなた tie to a rock and throw it into the river, hoping to never see it again. But no, this ファン thinks that the smartest thing Jadusable can do is relive this nightmare that ruined his life and mind. Yeah, because that makes a bunch of fucking sense. So, when Jadusable goes to get the cartridge, he finds a note that says that “he is free and is coming for him”. So naturally, Jadusable ignores it and puts the game in the N64, because ランダム notes in someone’s house is just an everyday occurrence.
So, when Jadusable started the game, Ben’s face popped up saying go to sleep. Wrong creepypasta, dipshit! So, Jadusable went to the タイトル screen and saw one save file titled death…… Oooooooh, scary. So, after that, it shows Ben, who says that he will win, than the Happy Mask Salesman laughs for some reason, because…. Scary. So, after that, Jadusable goes to his computer, and types on Twitter telling everyone that he needs help because Ben is free…. How? How is he free. All he did was rip off a shitty クリーピーパスタ and laugh like a James Bond villain. How is that a sign of freedom. Also, what are a bunch of followers on Twitter gonna do. Leave a コメント to Ben saying how much he sucks? Yeah, that will 表示する him.
Though, before someone even has a chance to respond, Jadusable gets in his car and drives off…. For some reason. But, meanwhile…. And I can’t believe I’m saying this….. Ben left the Majora’s Mask カートリッジ and went to the computer, telling everyone on Twitter (Because Twitter just happens to be where everyone in the world is on at this exact moment) and tells them that he is going to kill Jadusable. Then he teleports (Yes, teleports. It’s as stupid as it sounds) On 上, ページのトップへ of Jadusable car, and then got inside it, and drove the car into a swimming pool… And this somehow killed Jadusable. Why he couldn’t just open the door and get out is beyond me. And the story ends with this…. incredible bit of commentary. “Jadusable died. The end”. The ending to Citizen Kane ain’t got shit on this.
I mean, ジーザス Christ, I didn’t think it would be this big of a fuck up. I mean, あなた think that with a クリーピーパスタ as well written as Ben Drowned, もっと見る respect would be put into this spin-off, but no, it’s just a rushed, cliched, boring, poorly spelled, half-assed piece of shit. The only thing good about it is that at least it’s short as hell… That’s something. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.