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Now, we all know movies, and we all 愛 them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from 映画 I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little kid, I know they are supposed to be real scared of things like threatening aliens もっと見る than the average man, but does she really need to scream with the soundwaves as powerful as an atom bomb. I’m not kidding when I say her loud screams actually are used to wake up my brother in the morning. And if that wasn’t bad enough, she screams ALL! THE FUCKING! TIME! I don’t really try to promote child murder, but, aliens, please kill her.



#9: Wendy Torrence from The Shining - Now, while the Shining was one of the greatest horror 映画 ever, it’s a shame that this… thing existed in the film. I have to say, Shelly Duvall's 芝居 is much もっと見る scary than insane Jack Nicholson, disturbing twin girls, and a man dressed as a くま, クマ preforming folacio could ever be. Her 芝居 was that of cardboard, and all she did was whine and cry and complain. Stanley Kubrick hated her 芝居 so much, that he actually never told her about the famous axe scene just to get a real horror experience. Sadly, though, we all praise Kubrick for this. At least we got something better then just whimpering.



#8: Willie from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Now, while Mutt Williams from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull could have easily made this list, I thought it would be better to put the first annoying Indiana Jones character on this list. All Willie does is cry and complain and scream like a fucking schoolgirl who just saw a spider. I’m not kidding, literally 80% of her lines are just screaming and complaining. If I wanted to hear a women complain, I’d get married…….. Wow, that was offensive. I apologize to all women.



#7: Mary Corleone from The Godfather Part III - There is a reason we don’t like to talk about the third Godfather movie, and that is… This character. All Mary does is try to have a creepy relationship with her cousin, and just act all stiff of a board. She is easily the worst actress in the series, and the only reason she is in this movie is because her father, Francis Ford Coppola, the director of the three movies, let her be in the movie. あなた know, this is why あなた have professional actors. This is also why あなた DON’T LET YOUR CHILDREN ACT IN 映画 THAT SHOULD BE AMAZING! BECAUSE THEIR PISSPOOR 芝居 RUINS THE FRANCHISE!



#6: Tim and Lex Murphy from Jurassic Park - Well, lets talk about the kids that started the annoying children trend. I mean, seriously, why was these little shits never put in the 秒 または third movie? Why did they have to be in this one? All they do is get told to do something and do the COMPLETE OPPOSITE! あなた tell them to get a shot gun, they’ll just stand there and watch. あなた tell them to stay still, they wonder off. I tell them to fucking die, they, unfortunately, survive. Seriously, if あなた were gonna make the god awful sequels, at least put these little shits in them.



#5: Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element - Now, the director of the movie told Chris Tucker to act as annoying as possible. And, I gotta say, he did a pretty good job. Because he was so fucking annoying, that I literally hate to mute the goddamn movie every time I saw him on screen. This guy will talk about everything like he is doing a news shoot while he is high on goddamn heroine. And that fucking scream of his. I gotta say, out of all of the screams on this list, he easily has the worst. I mean, his screams will go on for goddamn hours, and it is as appealing as having a fucking drill shoved in your ears.



#4: Sam Witwicky from トランスフォーマー - Now, ignoring the problems with this movie, such as terrible pacing, and the fact that they the トランスフォーマー testicles, lets look at the 象 in the room… Shia Labeouf. And I gotta say, that is one big fucking elephant. But, we’ll just talk about his character. I get that they needed him so the audience could relate. Yeah, lets relate to a guy who acts all cool, and calm to everyone, except pretty girls. I swear, a movie about the fucking TRANSFORMERS, and most of it is about Sam’s romance life. That’s like making a new 星, つ星 Wars movie and only 表示中 minor lightsaber fights, but most of it being about Han Solo’s and Chewbacca's bromance. IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK!



#3: Robin from バットマン and Robin - Is it sad that young teenage Robin acts もっと見る mature than adult Robin? What am I saying, yes it’s sad. Its fucking pathetic actually. Throughout the entire movie, all Robin does is whine, and whine, and WHINE! He always wants to one-up Batman, saying that he could easily be a better superhero, when really, he’s just a fucking loser. I mean, my god, he never shuts up, and whenever his mouth opens, you’d better expect him to whine about something. Sure, this movie had もっと見る than one problem, but this character, easily the worst… and the Bat Credit Card.



#2: Bella 白鳥, スワン from Twilight - Oh man, if she isn’t number one, than I am sure あなた all must be thinking “Oh god, what could be worse than her”. Well, for now, lets talk about why she is so awful. I mean, Bella was already a poorly written character in the books, being as bland as sandpaper, having no personality, and she even says that life is meaningless unless there is some studly boy in her life. But Kristen Stewart butchers this character as she keeps the same fucking face throughout the entire movie. I’m not kidding, she keeps that face throughout the ENTIRE! FUCKING! MOVIE! Also, if Edward is a vampire, then how come Bella looks もっと見る dead than he does?



#1: Jar Jar Binks from 星, つ星 Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Oh yeah, we all are now in no-man’s land when it comes to annoying movie characters. Lets look at the fucker that was the sign for the 星, つ星 Wars prequels, and gave us all a little taste of how awful the following years of 星, つ星 Wars would be. Jar Jar Binks was made to be the 次 Chewbacca… for some fucking reason. Yeah, but Chewbacca didn’t talk, which Jar Jar Binks already fucks up. Seriously, あなた wanted him to be the 次 Chewbacca and in the first scene he appears in, あなた already fuck the illusion up. Jar Jar Binks also has the most annoying voice that anyone has ever heard. It’s like have a goddamn firecracker go off in your ear, and he NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP! He just keeps talking and talking and talking, and it makes あなた want to break the fucking TV! Also, why was this fucking thing allowed to be called a hero after he almost got him and everyone around him killed. Sure, Anakin Skywalker was annoying too, but at least he became Darth Vader. At least he wasn’t Jar Jar Binks who was never likable to begin with. Seriously, THIS is one of the reasons the 星, つ星 Wars prequels sucked.

So, there あなた have it. Did あなた enjoy the list? Tell me what あなた thought of it below. With that, I will see あなた all 次 time.
(Hey there! Welcome to a new story that I'm making named Network 999. I'm making this myself right now and it's going to be quite a long story!

The characters in this will be based on フレンズ of mine on Fanpop, so that's going to be pretty fun. Also, this is going to be my very first official fan-fiction series, so that's ALSO exciting!

I hope あなた guys enjoy it, I know I will. XD)

It is the 年 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced, being able to do what used to be very difficult tasks with ridiculous ease.

The Internet (called Network 999 in this world) is also even もっと見る powerful...
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When it comes to horror, my お気に入り thing about it are the monsters. They make something so much もっと見る creepy. It could be キャンディー Land of all things. If a Silent Hill-like creature was put in there, it would make it so much もっと見る disturbing. These monsters can be anything from aliens that traverse space, demonic hellspawns, manifestations of human atrocities and selfish emotions, and more. But, what is it about monsters in horror that makes them scary. Why do people find things like the Alien franchise scary, または consider Silent 丘, ヒル as one of the best horror games ever? Well, let’s take a look...
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Swagmaster, and Chris must stop a ninja.
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Some time during middle school, my parents got into this really bad fight. So bad, that my dad left and went to Middletown, または as I like to call it, A piece of the worst part of New York, and my mother, along with my and my siblings, went with our mother to our grandmother’s house. She lived in a big three story house, with a whole bunch of space. However, she was usually grumpy, always getting mad at the smallest things. Like whenever I played Pokemon Black and White too much on my DS. I would play that game like crazy, even at the ディナー table, and then my grandma would go on about “Back...
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Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his または her full extent. It is something where あなた can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a 一覧 of my ten personal お気に入り overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that あなた wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Fortune City
Fortune City


#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this 一覧 for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told あなた was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the 上, ページのトップへ 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list

 Team Rocket
Team Rocket


#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Sullivan: (Waits for plane)
Chuck: So, Sullivan, あなた were behind this the whole time
Sullivan: That's right, Chuck. I started the outbreak. We need Queens to make Zombrex. Without it, we would lose our most important people
Chuck: No, I was talking about leaving the toilet シート, 座席 open. あなた were the one who did that
Sullivan: ............. Yes
Chuck: Now your gonna pay (Fights Sullivan)
Sullivan: Man, he is still an idiot (Fights back)
(After a deadly fight)
Chuck: (Falls on his face)
Sullivan: Well, it looks like あなた lost, Chuck. Face it. We're the good guys. Not you
Chuck: Oh, really. Well, it looks like...
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Man, I am just pumping these 記事 out today. Must be that sweatshop ambition. I don’t have a lot of arcade games that I am super fond of. Not that I hate them または anything, it’s just that most of my experiences in arcades were playing the original Mortal Kombat, 通り, ストリート Fighter II and Third Strike, and 鉄拳 3. So yeah, most of them were just fighting games. Those joysticks just work so well with fighting games. But one arcade game that caught my interest was one game によって Sega, known as Crazy Taxi.
Okay, first off, I never actually got the chance to play Crazy Taxi in arcades. I...
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So, I am not sure what this video is called, but I assure you, what I witnessed, and what people say about it is so revolting, that it makes me regret living in this generation. So, since I don't know the name, I will just call it "Horrible Mother".
So, this video starts with some woman feeding her, I'm guessing, 4 年 old daughter. She looked four, at least. So, she won't eat any of the food, so, how does the mother respond to this. によって smacking her on the back of the head three times...... Why? Trust me, it gets MUCH worse from here. So, after she's done eating, she throws up. A good parent...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering もっと見る ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: あなた really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot あなた in the arm! Why aren't あなた bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore....
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into ベッド with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor 次 to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Challenger

Starring SeanTheHedgehog...
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Well, here we have the 上, ページのトップへ ten of this fifty list. Let us see if these characters truly are the greatest, または if I have completely disappointed あなた throughout this entire three part article. Let’s go!

~#10~

Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my お気に入り character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band

#10: Big Band from Skullgirls



Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
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