Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad あなた see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut あなた the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the 次 island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but あなた have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are あなた fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten 年 old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: あなた try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill あなた (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated によって a ten 年 old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See あなた in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. あなた see Tetra? あなた help people, and あなた get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and あなた get an awesome weapon to kill もっと見る people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad あなた see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut あなた the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the 次 island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but あなた have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are あなた fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten 年 old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: あなた try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill あなた (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated によって a ten 年 old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See あなた in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. あなた see Tetra? あなた help people, and あなた get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and あなた get an awesome weapon to kill もっと見る people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try もっと見る than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where あなた play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting 狼男 and witches, but it isn’t long...
I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book によって its cover, the voice 芝居 is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...
………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with あなた emotionally and mentally, and tricks あなた によって being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.
…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS 記事 IF あなた PLAN ON READING...
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…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS 記事 IF あなた PLAN ON READING...
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 表示中 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 マグナム as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 マグナム as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs または any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative または thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but もっと見る of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
