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What's Your Take - 記事 98 - A Haunting Most MariNO

posted by Windwakerguy430

こんにちは everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb 名言・格言 are "Welcome to Hell World" または "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE FUNK". Honestly, how and why was that put here. Either, the 作者 just stopped thinking または it was just put there to make us laugh, and I assure you, I laughed. And after that, it shows that the guy who was playing the game was dead the whole time. Plot twists. And that's the whole fanfic.
Now, this fanfic, is bad. Really bad. But it is so bad that is is funny. Kinda like The Room..... but with Mario. So, if あなた want a good laugh, I recommend 読書 this. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

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Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A 月 passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I 発言しました to myself. "Because...

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Original Story: 星, つ星 Chasers

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl によって the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her 年 in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The 星, つ星 Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, によって having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...

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Wind's Angry Adventure - The Lockers

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are あなた doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy あなた the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do あなた want?
James: Did あなた hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, あなた wanna check...

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How Gilda ストール, 盗んだクリスマス

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked クリスマス a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated クリスマス the whole クリスマス season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her ハート, 心 was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her ハート, 心または her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...

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Wind's Toon Link Nendoroid Figure

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What's Your Take - 記事 267 - Survival In-STINKS

posted by Windwakerguy430

It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the 一覧 for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made ギター Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...

HORROR OF WAR: (based off the first story I EVER made in my life)

posted by Canada24

BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired によって the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.

FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James カラス was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed によって one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 3: A Song... I Suppose

posted by Windwakerguy430

Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take あなた to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t あなた cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t あなた squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold あなた firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
あなた weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white バン with キャンディー in the back

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 8

posted by Windwakerguy430

Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of あなた outside the city, あなた better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With あなた assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...

Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Hated アニメ

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a 上, ページのトップへ ten お気に入りアニメ list, I should do a 上, ページのトップへ ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst アニメ I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let あなた guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an アニメ that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...

Void Chapter 1, part 2: God Save The クイーン

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: あなた know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... ロンドン and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground または in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...

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Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Overhated Video Game Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole 一覧 about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, または just 全体, 全体的です douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that あなた feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...

What's Your Take - 記事 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

posted by Windwakerguy430

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way または another I find disgusting, immature sex または rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... あなた see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...

Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, もっと見る condensed reviews but あなた get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, または didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out によって saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Playing Death (New Original Story Premise/Prologue)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Welcome to 愛 & Death Corporated, where our モットー is “You Only Live Once”. What is 愛 & Death Co. あなた ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are あなた familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When あなた die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, あなた could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if あなた are a bad egg, あなた will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...

NikPiks: Ready Player One is Bad and Steven Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by Windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the 最近 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 書く behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 登録する the ranks of washed up directors like...

Corner of Horror - Episode 119 - Cultober 日 14: Jacob's Ladder

posted by Windwakerguy430

あなた know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the 映画 for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent 丘, ヒル franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder

The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...

...maximumer..

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Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: 日 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve もっと見る Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...

Hidden Gems: Primal

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve もっと見る attention または if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but あなた gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. あなた just gotta take what information...