Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 11

posted by Windwakerguy430

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link によって using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and あなた fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't あなた just take my son. He bitches like a girl
Link: Yeah, I would, but I don't want to deal with that prick
Postman King: Can't really blame you. Alright then, but I swear, if anything happens to her, I'll rip your fucking nuts off with my bare hands, got it
Link: Loud and clear
Postman King: Damn right it is

Medli: Oh Link. It's so peaceful out here. Just あなた and me
King of Red Lions: I'm right here
Medli: (Pulls out knife) Shut the fuck up. Don't あなた ruin this for me
King of Red Lions: Okay
Medli: Like I said, JUST THE TWO OF US, sailing across the ocean in moonlight. It's so peaceful. Right Link
Link: (Snores)
Medli: ........ Shit

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are, the 次 temple
Link: So, what is going to happen here
King of Red Lions: Stuff that will probably scare あなた for the rest of your life and shit. No pressure though
Link: Thanks for that vote of confidence
King of Red Lions: Your welcome. Now get in there

Link: Well, shit. Looks like father time really made this place his bitch
Medli: Well, it's no room with velvet ベッド sheets and I may not be wearing stockings and nothing else as my fangirl fantasies wanted, but it will do
Link: What are あなた saying
Medli: Oh, nothing
Link: Okay then........ によって the way, if your smelling my hair, I'll cut you
Medli: (Backs away)

Link: Hey, Medli. What do あなた think this thing is (Looks at Redead)
Medli: Looks like a statue to me
Link: Hey, I got an idea. Take a picture of me with this thing
Medli: Okay.... Wait, when did I start carrying around a camera
Link: Okay, is it ready (Redead wakes up)
Medli: Not yet. Just about-
Redead: (Screams and grabs Link)
Link: AH!!! WHAT THE FUCK
Redead: Are あなた ready boy
Link: Fine, eat me, I don't care
Redead: (Laughs) Oh, I'm not going to eat you
Link: Then what are あなた going to do
Redead: Well, it involves your body and something going inside of it
Link: Please tell me its a sword
Redead: Well, あなた could say that........ It's funny because I am talking about penis
Link: AHH!!! MEDLI, HELP
Medli: Huh, oh right (Throws rock at Redead)
Redead: Ouch. That hurt
Link: (Stabs Redead multiple times) Die あなた creppy undead pedo
Medli: Oh Link, are あなた okay
Link: Yeah, thanks for helping
Medli: Oh, Link, it was nothing
Link: Yeah, I owe you
Medli: Oh, あなた don't have to do that..... Unless あなた want to, because I accept sex
Link: What
Medli: Nothing

Link: Okay, here is the boss room
Medli: Okay, あなた go in and I'll wait here
Link: Why
Medli: Well, do あなた think I'd be of any use
Link: Good point (Walks into boss room)
Ghosts: (Dance to music)
Link: What the hell
Ghost: こんにちは everyone, look. It's a man. An actual living man
All Ghosts: OOHHH
Link: Oh dear god, what the fuck is this
Ghost: Hey, are あなた here to 登録する the party, silly goose
Link: Um... no
Ghost: Aw, thats too bad. But what are あなた hear for
Link: To just power up my sword so I can kill Ganondorf
Ghost: Oh, that Ganondorf. He so fly. He has bad taste in fashion though
Link: So... Should I like kill あなた all または can I just get my powers
Ghost: Oh, sure, we don't believe in violence like the Wind Temple. Gosh, those Wind Guys there are just so rude. And why do they need all that leather anyway. It isn't an S&M club, its a temple
Link: Okay, I'll just get my powers now (Master Sword glows) Wow, it feels stronger alrea- Okay, bored
Medli: Link, your 安全, 安全です and- What the hell is going on here
Link: Don't ask
Medli: Well, I guess あなた should get going now
Link: Should I? From what these guys said, the Wind Temple sounds god awful. I think I'll just stay here a little while and-
Ghost: こんにちは everyone. It's time to watch Teen Mom
All Ghosts: OOHHHHHH
ランダム Ghost: Her shoes are so tacky
Link: Well, I guess I should go. Bye Medli (Leaves)
TO BE CONTINUED

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are あなた ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do あなた mean によって no
Link: あなた see, my mother used to tell me stories of a メリダとおそろしの森 hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed によって spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure あなた I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

What's Your Take - 記事 50 - The Dead Channel (50th 記事 Special)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well... I can't believe its here. I 発言しました I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give あなた the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this 日 and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. ディズニー has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell あなた the other 表示する when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

迅速, スウィフト Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 5)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest あなた try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So あなた witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could あなた tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

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Jojo-nuary: 上, ページのトップへ Ten Minor Villains in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

posted by Windwakerguy430

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, ランダム prisoners,...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 35 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they 移動する forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

posted by Windwakerguy430

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the 月 of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce あなた all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...

F Troop: Ze Burglar Of Banff-f-f

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Windwakerguy430's Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable Stands

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, everyone, it seems that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is coming to a close soon, with the last few episodes just left before the series finale. All that’s left is to wait for Bites the Dust, and hopefully a Vento Aureo アニメ in the coming future. So, before we all say goodbye to Diamond is Unbreakable forever, I want us to take a look at the multiple enemy Stands that appeared in the series. Unlike Stardust Crusaders, the Stands in this part were a little もっと見る creative. Not as impressive in some skills and strategies, but still pretty creative. Not to mention, the...

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Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Gamecube Games

posted by Windwakerguy430

The Gamecube was such a criminally underrated console, with so many beloved games that are still appreciated to this day. So, with the Gamecube always being a お気に入り console of mine, I decided to do a 一覧 on what I think are the best games on the system. Now, I am not going to include any of the games from my 上, ページのトップへ ten list, so no Resident Evil 4 または Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, because those two games would obviously make the list, and for good reason. Also, these are all games that only I have played. So, no F Zero GX または Baten Kaitos. Also, these games have to be Gamecube exclusives. It can...

Con Mane: Casino Of Solace

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting 動物 to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain ポニー that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did あなた find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he ストール, 盗んだ a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Most Pathetic Enemies in Video Games

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make あなた just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the 上, ページのトップへ ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

Goomba

#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

What's Your Take - 記事 80 - Tiny Bomb Giant Tosh S**tstory

posted by Windwakerguy430

日本 makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. あなた play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as あなた look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if あなた look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a マンガ with a タイトル so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if あなた don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

Raidou 2: Sacrilegious Boogaloo - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...

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Glass Tiger - A Black Death Lore Story

posted by Windwakerguy430

“Tiger… Hey, Tiger”
Tiger groaned as he stirred himself awake, inhaling through his nostrils as his eyes slowly opened, looking up at the bright sky and the moving clouds. Looking down at him, a young woman with red hair that stopped at her neck looked down with a grin, light freckles on her face, wearing a yellow style woman’s dress with brown boots. She graced Tiger with a chuckle as she joked, “Didn’t あなた just get some sleep?”
“Well when you’re on the road for as long as we are, あなた gotta get all the sleep あなた can before another job.” Tiger answered as he sat up.
Along with...

次 A-Class: Little Substance, Maximum Style (An アニメ Review)

posted by deathding

Have あなた ever heard of the legendary ラーメン Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter 次 A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this アニメ short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but によって lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...

The 上, ページのトップへ 100 - #4: Resident Evil 4

posted by Windwakerguy430

So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent 丘, ヒル 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent 丘, ヒル 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far もっと見る at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...

The 上, ページのトップへ 100 - #33: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay…. This is the first Legend of Zelda entry on the list… and hoo boy, I think I already pissed some people off with this decision already.
Legend of Zelda follows the story of Link and his companion Navi as they travel across the land of Hyrule, saving the Sages and trying to stop Ganondorf from taking over Hyrule.. Yeah, get used to hearing that story 説明 of other Zelda games. This was considered to be THE Zelda game back in the day, the one that everyone needed to play and is thought to be the greatest video game of all time. And while I don’t personally agree with that,...