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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where あなた kill zombies........... Okay, I should be もっと見る specific. Dead Rising is a game where あなた kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They 表示する he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the game. I do like his role as a villain however... But, as a boss, he is either too fucking easy, too fucking cheap, または pretty much just there to get in your way. あなた fight him three times in the game. The first time, he is shooting あなた with a submachine gun... and it is actually easier then あなた think. Just keep shooting and wait for him to die. The 秒 time, he is shooting あなた with a sniper rifle, and it does a lot of damage, and this comes early in the game, so your probably below level 10, so yeah... you'll probably die at least once. The third and final fight just has him driving after あなた in a truck... Shame he drives like a sixteen 年 old drunk on a Friday night... who also happens to be blind, because he crashes into a lot of walls... Also, あなた can pretty much destroy this truck with everything... Even a samurai sword.... I don't get it
Score: 5/10

Boss: Convicts
These guys really don't have a name, but goddamn are they scary. They are always driving around the park area, so it makes getting survivors across a pain, and, no matter how many times あなた kill them, they come back. They never fucking die... Until the end of the game for some reason. Though, they are pretty cool, because they do bind three different attacks at once. Still... Be careful when escorting survivors through there, because they could die in seconds
Score: 7/10

Boss: Cletus
Here is the face of being 100% fucking cheap. This guy owns a gun store, so he has an unlimited amount of ammo, and his shotgun can knock あなた down, and when あなた get up, あなた get shot again. And again. And again. Also, if あなた don't kill him in time, he will heal ALL of his health, so you'll have to damage him again. So, just be prepared to throw your controller on the ground while saying "Well, that was fucking cheap"
Score: 1/10

Boss: Adam
Holy hell, this guy is real freaky. Adam is pretty much a clown that juggles chainsaws, breathes fire, throws knives, and blows balloons that explode. This guy is actually a pretty cool boss... Though, after あなた beat him.... Its pretty gruesome... If あなた can stand lots of blood, just watch it on YouTube または something. Its too much for me to talk about here
Score: 8/10

Boss: Steven
Oh, God, this guy made me laugh for some odd reason. あなた really never expected a grocery store manager to go insane and kill people... Well, here あなた go... A grocery store manager that went insane and kills people. Also, this is a pretty awesome guy.... but sadly, the fight is super easy because his attack can be easily avoided, and if あなた do get hurt, this is health everywhere, so it is impossible to die. Sorry, Steven. Your super hilarious, but as a boss, あなた could do better
Score: 5/10

Boss: Cliff
This guy is one o the best bosses I'e ever seen in ay game. This guy uses the entire room to his advantage and he can attack あなた with bombs, machete, and pretty much his skills he got in the war. Also, I like how he really isn't crazy, but just angry over a loved ones death. Not a lot of those in the Dead Rising games these days
Score: 10/10

Boss: Isabella
This girl is the sister to the main villain... which explains why her fight is just as shitty. All あなた do is TRY to hit her, but just get run over によって her goddamn motorcycle, and the only way to actually hit her is to get to higher ground and shoot her... Why do these bosses even exist
Score: 4/10

Boss: Hall Family
This is another three person boss fight. Thankfully, once they're dead, they stay dead. They pretty much only shoot あなた with sniper rifles. When あなた actually get near them, they just run off like cowards. Though, its hard to actually shoot them, because they'll shoot あなた before あなた can even do anything. Get used to it, it may take a while
Score: 3/10

Boss: Jo
This is a boss that actually makes me sick, due to her odd attraction to young women... Its goddamn sickening... But, this is about the boss fight, so your stuck in a small room... She's slow as hell.... あなた can easily kill her... Please, lets just 移動する on. She makes my want to vomit
Score: 2/10

Boss: Sean
This guy is pretty much a cult leader whole kills people to achieve salvation... Also, for someone who is i his 60s, he is actually hard. He can do all sorts of things with a sword. Let me remind you, this is a 60-something-year-old man who can スイング a sword like he was one of the 3 Musketeers. Also, why the hell does his cult have to wear goblin masks and raincoats. He doesn't even look like them... oh well
Score: 8/10

Boss: Paul
This guy is way too hard to hit. He runs all over the place like Sonic the Hedgehog and throws bombs to kill you. あなた will have a hard time trying to hit him, but at least あなた can get Molotov's once your done with him
Score: 6/10

Boss: Kent
This guy is pretty much the deffiniton of a prick. All he does i try to 表示する he is a better photographer then you, so when あなた beat him at his own game, he decides to have one last contest, so, あなた can actually fight him in two ways. あなた can get there early, and save a survivor, because Kent actually tries to zombifie him, so, when あなた help the survivor, Kent gets pissed and starts shooting at あなた and trying to do some sort of Bruce Lee kick. However, if あなた go there later, he will have already killed the survivor, and will chain あなた up and get footage of あなた getting killed によって zombies, so あなた just have to kill him. Also, the fight is pretty fun
Score: 8/10

Boss: Larry
This guy actually doesn't start attacking once the cutscene ends. He just stands there. However, あなた actually do have to fight him, so just hit him または shoot him または whatever and the fight will start. This guy throws hatchets and even large chunks of meat at you. Also, he has a one hit kill where he places あなた on a meat hook and stabs あなた to death. It would be fun, if there wasn't FUCKING MEAT EVERYWHERE TO BLOCK YOUR VISION!!!
Score: 6/10

Boss: Brock
This guy can only be fought on Overtime Mode. あなた don't have any weapons, so あなた have to fight him with your bare fists on 上, ページのトップへ of a tank with hundreds of zombies below... Yeah, its one of those climactic hand to hand fights... And it's fucking AWESOME!!! This is something games should have. Metal Gear has done it in the past, and it worked well... Who says it can't work anywhere else
Score: 9/10

So, those are the bosses. Some good, some bad. Overall... It's pretty good. The boss for this 記事 goes to Cliff for using the area well and for having an interesting fight. That's it for this review. I will see あなた all 次 time on Boss Bits
全体, 全体的です Boss Score: 7/10
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あなた know, I made quite a lot of ファン on Fanpop…… So lets lose every single last one of them in one fail swoop. Now, there are a lot of fandoms. Sure, a lot of people look at them as terrible and annoying idiots that are ロスト in their own little world, but, they aren’t nothing compared to the worst fandoms ever. Now, if あなた are a ファン to these things, I am not saying that あなた are a terrible person, または an annoying person. I am just talking about those もっと見る hardcore ファン who will defend their opinion like it’s a goddamn fort. Now, with that said, let’s start the list.

#5: アニメ - Now,...
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I was in the darkness again. I couldn’t see anything. Every night, I would come here, unsure of where I am. Suddenly, I saw it. A white house. It was two stories tall, with a walkway that stretched for what felt like eternity. The windows were curved, all of them having red curtains. But, what stood out was the white door with the black doorknob. Why was this hear. It looked threatening, but at the same time, it seduced me, tempting me, wanting me to turn it and open the door. I slowly reached toward it. The distance of my hand the the doorknob slowly decreasing. I finally placed my hand...
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アップルジャック, applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer 日 in August. It was wonderful.

Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do あなた know when Celestia will let あなた become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken windows. Do あなた have any?
Applejack: Maybe, あなた can go check in the attic in my barn.
Twilight: Thanks man.

Twilight went to Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres, and checked where アップルジャック, applejack told her to. Just then 虹 Dash...
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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 表示する that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank あなた everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank あなた very much....
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Sean: *Slowly pushing a DJ stereo down the tracks*
Passengers: *Headbanging while doing a rock sign with their fingers*
Ian: What have あなた done to my passengers?!
Sean: Gave them some enjoyable music.
Kevin & Liam: *Headbanging*
Stylo: Who's hosting?!
Blossom: I am. We have back to back episodes for The Real Powerpuff Girls, then at 8:30, we'll 表示する an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*
Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, あなた finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you...
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I was really not looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to this game. ドレイク, ドレーク of the 99 ドラゴン is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… もっと見る so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published によって Majesco and developed によって Idol FX, ドレイク, ドレーク of the 99 ドラゴン was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with ドレイク, ドレーク of the 99 ドラゴン getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being ドレイク, ドレーク of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....
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Dragon Ball Z, a 表示する from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a 表示する that had stylish アニメーション and art to it, insane battles, and a 表示する where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published によって Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed によって Tose Software, who has made...
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Sean: Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will not be here 次 Friday since that is the first Saturday of the 月 of July, but we will see あなた on the 13th. And now, here's The Seven-Ups.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Seven Ups

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
Other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer*
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
Stallion: *Carrying a vase as he walks downstairs*
Buddy: *Looks...
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Kevin: Here's another song from J+1.
Buttercup: Is Parker going to freak out again, または will he seriously be the host?
Kevin: Keep your fingers crossed, and we'll find out.
Buttercup: Fingers? *Looks at her hands* I don't have fingers.
Kevin: Oh...
Parker: *Arrives* Hello everyone! My name is Parker from The Nut House, and I got a good lineup for あなた tonight.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
Gran Turismo - TV-PG

8:30 PM

The Nut House - TV-G. Bak2Bak

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady...
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are あなた doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As あなた probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell あなた to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and あなた can definitely wait for success....
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Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed によって body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most 人気 film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.



The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played によって America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
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あなた know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch 次 on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough アニメ trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into



Taking place in 日本 because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
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